Bijoux: I don't own Yugioh...if I did the building where they make it would be sliding down mount Everust (However you spell that big mountain thing...) right now...be aware that this chapter is kinda grosse...like not too grosse but...um yeah..it can't be worse than what chapter 9 is...anyway please enjoy...

Chapter 5- The Horrors of Mokuba's Bed…

Mokuba had been sent to bed about 3 hours ago. It was now around 11:00 pm, everyone was still watching the TV. It appeared that they were now watching "When Gorilla's attack race car drivers that are coming first"

(TV screen)

A massive female gorilla was chasing a red sports car that appeared to be coming first. The gorilla (who was later revealed as being named Pepper-Ann, who had escaped form the zoo down the road) hopped on top of the red car and banged on the roof impatiently. The drive got worried and swerved off the road. He went crashing into a wall and exploded. Pepper-Ann had been smart enough not to be on the car when it exploded.

Another car (this one yellow) then revved up to the start. Pepper-Ann stopped and picked up a massive rock, she heaved it above her head as she made gorilla war cries. She then pegged the rock as hard as she could at the car. The rock went through the back windscreen and collided with the drivers screaming head. The driver was knocked unconscious (maybe later dead) and swerved of the road and down a hill. He then hit a tree and the engine caught alight with fire.

Pepper-Ann laughed. All the over car drivers had realized what had happened to the past two leaders of the crowd. They had all started worrying that they could be next so they had all slowed down and formed a nice neat even line that went from side of the race track to the other.

A blue car started to go a bit out of line.

"Uhhuuuhuuuuuh!!" Pepper-Ann waved her finger at the blue car in manner of he was in the wrong. The driver nervously laughed then slowed down so much that he was half the race behind the overs.

Another car (this one green) got impatient and drove ahead of everyone else. Pepper-Ann got angry she growled at the driver and pointed a wall. The driver got nervous and did as the gorilla told him to. He turned sharply off the road and into a wall.

Pepper-Ann laughed like a mad scientist as she bent her fingers, her arms above her head and she tilted her head to sky.

The over drivers looked nervously at each other.

(Reality)

"Umm….Mr. Marik sir…." Mokuba had appeared next to Marik. He was tugging on his cape.

"Grrrrr…..what…." Marik hissed as he took his eyes off the TV and onto Mokuba.

"Um…..I wet the bed….." Mokuba said as he blushed.

Marik lowered his eyebrows to form a tired and sorry for face expression.

"Well….why don't you go talk to Yugi….?" Marik said as he looked over at Yugi, Yugi mouthed the words 'as if' to him then went back to the TV.

"O-or…. Tristan…..or Duke….?" Mark said as he nervously looked at the two morons (aka Tristan and Duke).

"Oh no you don't! He went to you, so you deal with it!" Tristan hissed at Marik as he switched the channel- due to the news. Marik rolled his eyes then climbed to his feet. He groaned as he headed up the stairs and into Mokuba's room.

20 minutes later….

Marik had returned. He looked shocked and bedraggled- like when Cocoa (pet hen) stays out in the rain for too long and doesn't know why she's soaking wet…..

The TV now seemed to be showing "When Grandmas throw over ripe tomatoes at passing cars"…..

Every now and then you'd hear some one from the TV screaming cursive words at some random old women on the street path. You'd then hear a Grandma say score or make celebrating noises….on some occasions you'd even hear a bottle of alcohol have its cork popped off. After the celebrations you'd hear a tomato splat on another car, sometimes the grannies missed and they would be the ones cursing….except for the special addition when one of them hit the mayor instead of a black convertible with its roof off.

"Um….Mr. Marik….." Mokuba squeaked 10 minutes later. He was tugging on Marik's cape again. "I had another accident….." Mokuba whimpered.

"WHAT?!! YOU PISSED YOUR BED AGAIN?!!!!!!" Marik screamed as he stood up from the couch and glared down at Mokuba.

"Um….that and something else….." Mokuba whimpered as he backed away.

"Oh dear god damn god hell damn hell god damn hell no….." Marik whimpered.

Marik stumbled up the stairs in his orderly fashion; he walked into Mokuba's bedroom and almost died. He knew it was waiting for him….he just didn't want to admit it….

20 minutes later….

Marik stumbled back down the stairs; he looked like he had just been encountered by a rabid gorilla from outta space, with killer beer breath….

Marik managed to fall down the stairs about halfway….but he didn't really care…he just slid down the rest of the stairs like when the big five got drunk that time and they managed to push the whole of Kiaba corp. down some mountain somewhere….he much resembled this encounter from last Christmas…indeed…..

Tea sighed and got to her feet, she felt bad leaving Marik half dead on the base of the stairs. She put her arms under his armpits and pulled him to his feet. She then let go of him, hoping he could stand by himself…he began to fall to floor. Tea was about to grab Marik again…she really was….

Bijoux: Please review...err thanks for the reviews for the past chapter as well...err...yeah...heh...I gave our christmas tree a face by using a strange variaty of christmas decoractions...it's looking out the window longinly right now...heh...if it thinks its gonna escape my estranged family then it was wrong...dead wrong...>.> YOU CRAZY TREE!!!

Corad: You've lost it.

Bijoux: I believe I never had it to begin with...