Bijoux: I don't own Yugioh...if I did, the studio would be teetering off the Eiffel Tower as we speak...anyway, I hope this chapter woun't be offensive to Nun people...enjoy...

Chapter 6- NUN!!!

Marik was about to hit the ground when the doorbell rang.

"Hey!! The pizza is here!!!!" Tristan screamed excitedly from the lounge.

"Oooo!!! PIZZA!!!!" Marik thundered as he automatically stopped falling and went back up without really even moving (like that guy from the black eyed peas video clip for let's get it started). He zoomed to the front door with the hope of food in his brain. He opened the door and almost had a heart attack at the mere sight of IT …..It wore black….it wore white….and you'd better believe it wasn't a mouldy mushroom pizza….oh no! It was much, much worse….yes…IT was….A NUN!!!!!!

Marik screamed, the nun screamed, Tristan came to the door, he screamed, the nun screamed, Tristan screamed, Marik screamed, the dishwasher screamed, the monkey in the attic that no one could get out; screamed…..they all screamed….

"KILL IIIIIIITT!!!!" Marik screamed as he pointed at the nun. The nun gasped with fear as Tristan heaved it on his shoulder and ran screaming round in circles.

"Quick! Quick! Put it in the bin!! The rubbish get's collected tonight!!!" Marik screamed at Tristan who automatically responded by running over to the garbage can. He did the whole super man smash something into the floor look (like on football, or on Ice Age when Sid throws the watermelon at the ground) and shoved the nun in the bin.

The truck automatically pulled up and picked up the garbage. It emptied the filth into its compartment and drove away.

As the entrance on the back of the truck was closing Marik and Tristan could just see the nun disappearing into the distance they could just hear her screams….

"I regret NOTHING!!!!!" The nun screamed. The truck managed to swerve off the road and into a cliff, it then exploded.

"Whew….I is glad that's over….." Tristan sighed as he wiped sweat off his face and went into the house again. Tristan managed to lock Marik outside.

10 minutes later….

Bijoux: Okay that was pretty short...I'll update sooner...I think...anyway...um...yeah...please review...or you'll be teetering off the EiffelTower!!

Corad: Yeah...

Bijoux: Do you have to destroy all my threats...?

Corad: Yes...yes I do

Bijoux: Pig...