Disclaimer: I'm gonna get so sick of this so fast. But anyways, I dont own Zelda or Kingdom Hearts. Still have remaining bits of sanity, though, so thats good.

A/n Hi! Welcome to the begining of the interesting part! The wierdness..OH! And please dont ask about any plotholes, because 90 i will close later. The ones I dont will be mocked.

Chapter 1- What the hell is that?!

Link was prepping Epona, his horse. Zelda stood beside him, trying to help. She wasn't very good with horses, and she kept dropping the packages. She swore every once and a while too. "Why can't Malon be doing this!!" Zelda said once every ten minutes. Saria chuckled in between playing. Link tried to stop himself from laughing, but that plan was failing miserably.

A half hour or so later, and Epona was all set. Until she bolted off. Zelda swore. Link laughed. Saria kept playing. Once Zelda took her "happy and calm Princess" pills, everyone started talking. Except Saria, who was still playing, for now.

"Jeez...Navi…How hard is it to find just ONE freaking fairy these days?" Zelda announced, Her pills not taking affect yet. Link shrugged and looked down. He hadn't the faintest idea how long this would take, or even where she was. But he really didn't care. Zelda kept talking about Navi and how impossible she was to find, Link kept sinking his head lower to the ground.

"Do you think I'll ever find her?" Link said calmly. Saria nodded and stopped playing a moment. "Of course! It's hard, but not impossible. We'll find her sooner or later." Link nodded. Saria smiled and went back to playing. Zelda, the pills now taking affect, started talking again.

"Yeah. We'll find her. I promise. Besides, at least we're not looking for that damn owl…" She shuddered as she talked about the insanity and stupidity of that owl. "Hey, Saria! I was wondering." Saria stopped playing as Zelda kept talking. "If you're a kokiri, and you're leaving the forest, are you sure you won't die or something? I mean, you're not supposed to be leaving…Who knows…they might be right and stuff."

Link nodded and turned around as they waited for Saria to answer. "Umm…well you see…I really don't know…Probably something to do with me being a sage or something. I mean, I could get in there…I won't worry about it!" Saria smiled and laughed. Zelda slapped her head while Link shook his. Saria went back to playing.

For nothing more than five minutes. "Umm….guys…this doesn't look good." Saria lowered her ocarina and pointed at the dias near her stump. It had the forest emblem on it, of course…well...it was supposed too. But now it was gone…replaced by a swirling mass of black. Link and Zelda spun around. Zelda shouted a bit. Link shook his head and got his sword out.

"What in the name of Nayru is that thing?!" Zelda shouted as she pointed at the black vortex. Link shook his head. Saria got out her slingshot and aimed a deku nut at it. "Oh that's a good plan! That won't do anything! Hundred to one it's Ganon!" Zelda shouted. Saria and Link nodded sadly. They put down their weapons. Mass chaos and arguing ensued.

A few moments later, and the black vortex grew wider. It reached where Saria was sitting a little while ago. The wind was acting up, it seemed, as all three of them were being pulled towards the black thing. Zelda swore some more. Saria just panicked and shouted. Link started running in the other direction, doin nothing but making him look like he was on a treadmill. All the running and shouting did nothing, as moments later, all of them were sucked down into the vortex and everything went black.

What seemed like hours later, the three woke up in the middle of a town. It was night. It was cold. And no one was outside. The three got up and looked around. Zelda spoke first. "Where the hell are we?!?" Saria spoke next. "And…how do we get back?!"

Link spoke last. "And where is Navi…"

Please RR. Also, I need advice. Should this stay in KH, or move to Zelda?