Bijoux: Okay, I'm warning you now, this is a really disturbing chapter...so if you're gonna go and get all mad and angry at me for posting it up then...really...if I've warned you then you really only have yourself to blame...it won't mean anything to the rest of the story if you don't read this chapter...but anyway...most of the people who may read this story might just want to go off to a better quality author (cough) Yu-Gi-Oh Nutter (cough)...err anyway...yeah...I don't own Yugioh...

Chapter 8- Disturbing…at it's best…

4 hours later….

Everyone else had gotten tired of TV (surprisingly) and had either gone home or some had chosen to stay at the mansion for the night.

Yugi, Yami, Tea and Joey had decided to stay while Tristan and Duke went home.

"Um guys……" Tea mumbled as she headed up the stairs after the other guys.

"What is it Tea?" Yugi squeaked as he stopped going up the stairs and turned to face Tea.

"Is that Marik's?" Tea whimpered as she pointed to a ice pack that was half melted on the stairs.

Yami came back down and examined it. He picked it up and put it in his mouth.

"EWWWW!!!! YAMI!!!" Yugi screamed as he snatched the ice pack out of Yami's grip, "Don't put it in your mouth!! You know where it's been!!!!!" Yugi yelled as Yami tried to get his new found friend back. Yami failed at the task and managed to start crying.

Tea sighed and rolled her eyes before following Joey up the stairs again, Yugi and Yami soon began to follow. At the top base of the stairs they all came to halt. There were heaps of rooms….but they had remembered Seto saying that some did not have proper beds or bedding for that matter….

Joey called dibs on the first room they came across; he didn't want to be forced into a bed with Marik, like at least 1 of the others would have to be. Tea soon found a room and called dibs on it. So that left Yami and Yugi to wander about the hallway. they however had no luck in finding anymore rooms….so they had to sleep with Marik in the double bed.

Yugi and Yami crept into the room trying not to wake Marik…that was if he was asleep… he was moaning and crying and swearing at the same time as he fidgeted about in the bed.

"Hey Marik….we have to share this bed with you….." Yugi sighed as he sat on the bed and untied his shoelaces. Yami went to the other side of the bed and did the same.

Yugi then took his shoes off and turned to Marik.

"Oh, Tea found this on the stairs as well…." Yugi murmured as he handed Marik the ice pack from his pocket. Marik kissed the pack and shoved it down his undies with pride.

They then all went to sleep.

After a while Yugi had fallen asleep and Yami was pretending to be asleep….even thought you could see his hand trying to go down Marik's pants every now and then….

Yugi rolled over and slapped Marik in the face by accident; he then left his hand on Marik's disgruntled face.

"If you should die before you wake….." Marik hissed at Yugi through gritted teeth.

Yami laughed at this gesture. Marik rolled his eyes.

Marik forced Yugi away then rested his eyelids; he was just about asleep when he was awoken by some one touching a certain body part of his…..

"YUGI!! Get the hell off my hand!" Marik screeched as he practically catapulted Yugi out the bed with one hand, Yugi flew up into the air and hit the ceiling, he then hit the floor and rolled over and hit a wall. Yugi however was still asleep.

"God Yugi is sure a heavy sleeper…." Marik moaned as he raised an eyebrow at Yugi who lay asleep on the floor.

"Wha…whazzza?!! Who?!! Who said dat?!!!!!" Yugi screamed as he got to his feet and ran round like a monkey before climbing back into the bed. Yugi must've had to much to drink or something because for some strange reason he was poking Marik in his ear. Marik got angry at this…he picked Yugi up the scruff of his neck and trapped him in a set of draws on the opposite side of the room. He slammed the top draw with happiness of being able to sleep and headed back to bed. One of Yugi's arms was dangling out the crack of the drawer and dresser.

Marik sighed angrily and rolled over to face Yami. Yami had his eyes closed as if asleep but he was really awake…trying to get his best friend out of Marik's underwear. Marik thought he was safe to sleep but he was wrong….dead wrong…. (Off stage guy) "READ THE SCRIPT!!!" (Me) "MAKE ME FATTY!!!" (Stage guy) "FATTY?!! YOU'RE FATTER THAN ME!!!!" (Me) "Uhmmmmm….back to the story….."

Marik curled up under the comfort of his sheety goodness and fell asleep.

(Tetris music in background)

Yami saw Marik close his eyes and fall asleep. He saw this as he chance to get back Mr. Pack! Yami put his hand carefully down Marik's pants and into his underwear.

He had to dodge certain unnamed things to get his ice pack.

Yami got all excited when he felt the ice pack in it's destined destination: where the bear had bitten Marik.

"YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yami screamed so loud that it woke Marik up (Tetris music stops with that zipper thingy happening to it). Marik almost had a heart attack when he realised some one was touching his privates….he looked down and saw Yami's wrist disappearing into his pants.

Marik screamed. Yami screamed. Yugi screamed he couldn't breathe from the dresser. Yami screamed. Marik swore and screamed.

"PHARAOH!!!!!!" Marik screamed as he punched Yami in the face and tried to get Yami's had away from IT….

Yami squirmed and fought back at Marik's pulling. Yami managed to grab something in doing so…..

Marik screamed again.

Yami screamed again.

Yugi made drugged polar bear noises from inside the drawer.

Marik screamed.

"I-i-i-i—i-ii-----…..I didn't do it!!!!!!!!!" Yami screamed at Marik, spit flew out his mouth and landed all over Marik's face.

Marik rolled his eyes and stared at Yami with the "yeah right!" expression on his face.

"Oh yeah……" Marik said with sarcasm as he glared at Yami's arm which lead into his pants. "That's just why your arm leads into my pants….." Marik sighed with hatred in his tone.

"Errr….yeah….." Yami did the guilty eye.

"Riiiiight…..can you let go of me now….?" Marik moaned.

"I'm not holding you….." Yami replied with confusion.

Marik did nothing but point down in-between his legs.

"Oh right…heh….. (clear throat noise)…." Yami replied as he let go of Marik and brought his hand back out to the surface.

(Outside view of house)

Yami all of sudden flew out the window of the room Marik was sleeping in.

(Back inside)

Yugi had begun laughing at nothing, Marik figured that there was no oxygen left in the drawer and Yugi was now breathing in used air, and it was going to his head.

Marik sighed at the Yugi as his arm madly swung about from out the drawer.

Yugi continued to laugh and talk about random stuff.

"Pokemon?" Yugi boomed from his new home (according to Marik), "Pokemon, with the Poke and the Mon and then the guy goes (gibberish. Yugi sounds like Bill Cosby on that episode of the Simpsons) RARARARARRAGGGHHHH!!!! QWAAH!!!! QWAAAH!!! OOOOOOOO!!! OOOOO!!!"

Marik rolled his yes then drifted off to sleep…

Bijoux: Okay...That was pretty grose...err...anyway...please review...