This chapter was co-written with my friend LordPixel a.k.a. Tave who writes
Harry Potter fanfiction. Neither of us own anything.
"Why, good morning, Dark Harry!" I say cheerily.
"Shut Up!" Seethes Dark Harry, Taiven's evil muse.
"Only if you tell me where Tave is!" I say.
"Fine, She's at her cousins' house, she kicked me out, I thought I'd ask Hiei to join my ranks of evil." He says.
"Have fun, don't blow up this house though." I warn.
"I'm not stupid like my counterpart, don't assume me so." Says Dark Harry.
"I wasn't assuming you stupid I was assuming you destructive." I say and walk to the kitchen.
"SWEET SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shouts Hiei. I rub my temples. This will be a rough day.
"You know Dark Harry is looking for you." I say.
"Oooooooooooo, Maybye he can make my black dragon tattoo glow!" Says Hiei running out of the kitchen with the ice cream vat. I follow him able to keep up with Hiei who was holding the vat, eating and running at the same time(man, can he multitask!). He enters a room and I follow. Harry stalks into the room, holding up a lighted match and absently tossing it and catching it. "Hiei!" he snarls, "Act like a decent being! The Dark Lord does not allow such follies among his servants, and neither do I!" Hiei looks up from the ice cream in a huge vat, disappointed. Dark Harry chucks the match, at the end of its fuse, at Hiei's hair, which bursts into flame. Hiei whimpers and runs to me, telling me I should have told him not to use so much hairspray. I blame my mother, who did Hiei's hair this morning (My mom would spike Hiei's hair, she's been trying to convince my little brother to let her spike his).
"Come on, Hiei follow me we can probably get either Kurama or Yukina to re-grow it for you." I say.
"I don't wanna leave this room, if they see me... could you go get Yukina?" Says Hiei pleadingly.
"Fine." I say, knowing that all that can happen is more trouble. I walk outside, down the sidewalk. A young priest in purple robes comes up to me.
"Hello, Young lady." He says giving me a creepy feeling.
"Hello." I say.
"Will you bear my child?" He says holding my hand and groping my butt. I slap him.
"HENTAI!" I shout at the priest and walk away. He chases after me.
"Sorry, my lady, bad habit, I am Miroku." He says. "Perhaps I could help you?"
"Sure as long as you promise not to grope me or my friend Yukina." I state.
"Surely." He says as we arrive at Genkai's.
"Yukina!" I shout. She walks out of the temple.
"Why, hello, my beauty!" He says, "Will you bear my child?"
"Huh?" Says Yukina confused.
"Nevermind him, come on, Hiei wants your help." I say.
"Hai." Yukina responds. We walk back to my house without incident, luckily. Yukina quickly re-grows Hiei's hair.
"Who's he?" Asks Hiei.
"I do not know, but he asked me to 'bear his child' what does that mean?" Asks Yukina.
"Nani?!" Hiei shouts and starts chasing Miroku around the house.
"I'll walk you home Yukina." I say. I return home without incident to find Hiei still chasing Miroku. A few Hours later screams of pain can be heard.
The next day at breakfast:
"Good morning Miroku." I state. "You look like you're in fairly good condition. What happened last night?"
"Hiei....he...he raped me." He says.
"And what have you learned from it?" I ask.
"Don't make any advances on Yukina and that I'm bi." Says Miroku.
"Good morning, Kiri, ummm?" Asks Youko intelligently. Miroku walks over to Youko.
"Good morning, I am Miroku, plesed to meet you....?" Says Miroku.
"Youko Kurama." States Kurama. Miroku gropes Kurama. "So, you're a lecher, you should be rewarded for your actions." Kurama walks Miroku out of the room passing Yomi and Kuro.
"What just happened?" Askes Kuronue.
"The purple robed priest just groped Kurama." I state, "Kurama said 'you should be rewarded for your actions' to him than walked out with him."
"Ahhhh...Darn We've run out of butter!" Shouts Yomi.
"Then go buy some more, nevermind I'll go buy it." I state.
"Why, good morning, Dark Harry!" I say cheerily.
"Shut Up!" Seethes Dark Harry, Taiven's evil muse.
"Only if you tell me where Tave is!" I say.
"Fine, She's at her cousins' house, she kicked me out, I thought I'd ask Hiei to join my ranks of evil." He says.
"Have fun, don't blow up this house though." I warn.
"I'm not stupid like my counterpart, don't assume me so." Says Dark Harry.
"I wasn't assuming you stupid I was assuming you destructive." I say and walk to the kitchen.
"SWEET SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shouts Hiei. I rub my temples. This will be a rough day.
"You know Dark Harry is looking for you." I say.
"Oooooooooooo, Maybye he can make my black dragon tattoo glow!" Says Hiei running out of the kitchen with the ice cream vat. I follow him able to keep up with Hiei who was holding the vat, eating and running at the same time(man, can he multitask!). He enters a room and I follow. Harry stalks into the room, holding up a lighted match and absently tossing it and catching it. "Hiei!" he snarls, "Act like a decent being! The Dark Lord does not allow such follies among his servants, and neither do I!" Hiei looks up from the ice cream in a huge vat, disappointed. Dark Harry chucks the match, at the end of its fuse, at Hiei's hair, which bursts into flame. Hiei whimpers and runs to me, telling me I should have told him not to use so much hairspray. I blame my mother, who did Hiei's hair this morning (My mom would spike Hiei's hair, she's been trying to convince my little brother to let her spike his).
"Come on, Hiei follow me we can probably get either Kurama or Yukina to re-grow it for you." I say.
"I don't wanna leave this room, if they see me... could you go get Yukina?" Says Hiei pleadingly.
"Fine." I say, knowing that all that can happen is more trouble. I walk outside, down the sidewalk. A young priest in purple robes comes up to me.
"Hello, Young lady." He says giving me a creepy feeling.
"Hello." I say.
"Will you bear my child?" He says holding my hand and groping my butt. I slap him.
"HENTAI!" I shout at the priest and walk away. He chases after me.
"Sorry, my lady, bad habit, I am Miroku." He says. "Perhaps I could help you?"
"Sure as long as you promise not to grope me or my friend Yukina." I state.
"Surely." He says as we arrive at Genkai's.
"Yukina!" I shout. She walks out of the temple.
"Why, hello, my beauty!" He says, "Will you bear my child?"
"Huh?" Says Yukina confused.
"Nevermind him, come on, Hiei wants your help." I say.
"Hai." Yukina responds. We walk back to my house without incident, luckily. Yukina quickly re-grows Hiei's hair.
"Who's he?" Asks Hiei.
"I do not know, but he asked me to 'bear his child' what does that mean?" Asks Yukina.
"Nani?!" Hiei shouts and starts chasing Miroku around the house.
"I'll walk you home Yukina." I say. I return home without incident to find Hiei still chasing Miroku. A few Hours later screams of pain can be heard.
The next day at breakfast:
"Good morning Miroku." I state. "You look like you're in fairly good condition. What happened last night?"
"Hiei....he...he raped me." He says.
"And what have you learned from it?" I ask.
"Don't make any advances on Yukina and that I'm bi." Says Miroku.
"Good morning, Kiri, ummm?" Asks Youko intelligently. Miroku walks over to Youko.
"Good morning, I am Miroku, plesed to meet you....?" Says Miroku.
"Youko Kurama." States Kurama. Miroku gropes Kurama. "So, you're a lecher, you should be rewarded for your actions." Kurama walks Miroku out of the room passing Yomi and Kuro.
"What just happened?" Askes Kuronue.
"The purple robed priest just groped Kurama." I state, "Kurama said 'you should be rewarded for your actions' to him than walked out with him."
"Ahhhh...Darn We've run out of butter!" Shouts Yomi.
"Then go buy some more, nevermind I'll go buy it." I state.