Sorry! I haven't updated! Got writers block! Help, Hiei! Get them to stop throwing things at me (pointing at angry readers)!
"Sweet snow!" Shouts Hiei. I yawn. The doorbell rings.
"I'll get it!" Screams Kurama.
"Wonder who it is..." I murmur.
"Hello, Kenshin! Would you like to come in for some tea?" Says Kurama cheerfully.
"That I would." Says Kenshin. They walk into the kitchen, deeply engaged in conversation about their hair products. A few minutes later Kuronue walks in.
"Whoa! Kurama! You never told me you had a twin! Does he have the same sexuality as you?" Sputters Kuro.
"Kenshin is not my twin! Why in seven hells does everyone think he is my twin?!" Shouts Kurama angrily.
"Maybe it's because you two bakas have the same hair color." Snarls Hiei. Kurama glares murderously at Hiei and pulls out his rosewhip.
"Kurama, don't you dare make me tell Shiori your secret!" I shout at the fox-demon.
"Hey, that's blackmail!" Shouts Kurama pouting.
"Yes, I'm well aware of that." I say.
"But...That's not fair!" Wines Kurama.
"So, life isn't fair. And if you're gonna sulk do it somewhere else, you'll ruin my appetite." Snarls Hiei.
"I do not sulk!" Says Kurama on the verge of tears.
"That you do, Kurama, Take our tea somewhere else that we will." Says Kenshin.
"Ok..." Says Kurama, sniffling. They walk out of the room together. Yuusuke, sleepwalking, walks into Kuronue, which instantly wakes him up to our bad luck.
"She's
into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls. I feel a premonition
that girl's gonna make me fall. She's into new sensations new kicks
in the candle light. She's got a new addiction for every day and
night.
She'll make you take your clothes off and go
dancing in the rain. She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll
take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come On!
Upside,
inside out she's livin la vida loca She'll push and pull you down,
livin la vida loca Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color
mocha She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On! Livin la vida
loca, Come on! She's livin la vida loca.
Woke up in New
York City in a funky cheap hotel She took my heart and she took my
money she must've slipped me a sleeping pill She never drinks the
water and makes you order French Champagne Once you've had a taste of
her you'll never be the same Yeah, she'll make you go insane.
Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca She'll push and pull you
down, livin la vida loca Her lips are devil red and her skin's the
color mocha She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On! Livin
la vida loca, Come on! She's livin la vida loca.
She'll
make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain. She'll
make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain like a
bullet to your brain. Come On!
Upside, inside out she's livin
la vida loca She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca Her
lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha She will wear you
out livin la vida loca Come On! Livin la vida loca, Come on! She's
livin la vida loca." Sings, no, Screams Yuusuke. I tried to cover
my ears, unsuccessfully. Hiei ran away with his ice cream and Kuronue
tried beating Yuusuke over the head with a metal baseball bat, which
broke in two.
"Good morning." Yawns Yuusuke. "What am I dong here last I remember I fell asleep in bed..."
"You were sleepwalking." I say.
"Oh. I sleepwalk?" Says Yuusuke.
"Yes, you do." I say.
"Are there any pancakes leftover?" Says Yuusuke.
"In the fridge. I got to go find Hiei now." I walk out of the kitchen, I walk around for a while. I arrive at the 5th floor to find Dark Harry whistling a tune next to an open window. "Who did you push out this time?!" I scold.
"Just Hiei, Kubaka, Voldemort, Mudblood, Weasel, and lets not forget about Rin." Says Dark Harry arrogantly.
"Sessoumaru's gonna be furious." I say.
"So, I'll just push him out the window too." Says Dark Harry calmly.
"What will you do about Kurama?" I ask.
"Hm...I think I'll lock him into my torture chamber with Barney
, the dinosaur." Says Dark Harry.
"Man, Dark Harry, You are evil. Mind if I join your ranks part time?" I ask.
"Not at all, not at all." He says.
"What did you do with Rin!" Storms Sessoumaru. Grabbing Dark Harry by his collar.
"Sessoumaru, feel free to yell at him, but do not physically injure him, he is not mine. And let go of his collar." I scold.
"Fine, MOM." Says Sessoumaru. I walk over to him and push him out the window, Taking out my camera I lean out the window and take a pictures, Dark Harry knowing that pushing me out would result in the film getting ruined does not push me out.
"What do you say to getting these developed?" I smirk.
"Quite a smart idea." He says and we walk through the house and out the front door.