"What do you say to getting these developed?" I smirk.
"Quite a smart idea." He says and we walk through the house and out the front door.
After developing the pictures and buying smoothies which dark harry nearly poisoned me with.:
"Hey, Hiei." I say holding the blackmail pictures.
"So what do you say to doing the dishes and laundry?" Says Hiei.
"I'll do the dishes but I can't do laundry I tend to accidentally bleach clothes or mix the darks and lights..." Says Hiei.
"Dark, you take care of this I'll go find Sessoumaru... Maybe I can convince him to join us..." I say tring to walk away. Harry grabs my arm.
"So you're afraid of Hiei?" Says Dark Harry.
"No, I just find it creepy that Hiei even knows what laundry is and all the weird detailing things..." I say.
"I see...crucio." He snarls. I dodge.
"That wasn't creepy, just a tad cliché though." I say.
"Are you insulting me?" He asks.
"No..." I pull out my wand. "Crucio!"
"Avadaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." He doubles over in pain.
"Hiei, don't bother cleaning the dishes or doing the laundry. I'm having Tave take her muse back..." I say glaring at dark.
Later that day after Tave removed her muse:
"Boing!" Shouts the pink haired version of Hiei, who launches himself at his black haired counterpart. They tumble into a closet together the black haired one trying to get away. I sigh and walk by into the kitchen.
"Hey Yomi." I say and sit down next to him.
"So what is going on out there?" He asks.
"Hiei has a pink haired clone that has a near opposite personality of him." I say.
"Does Kurama know?" He asks.
"Not yet, but he is bound to find out sooner or later." I say.
"Yea you're right." He says.
"Hiei, you have a clone?! You're both so cute!" We hear Kurama squeal.
"What do you know?" I say sarcastically. A black-haired human wearing a pirate's hat walks, no, stumbles drunkenly into the room.
"Yo ho yo ho.."
"Is he insane? " Asks Yomi.
"My name's Jack Sparrow. I'm a Pirate, saavy?" He says.
"Saavy." I respond.
"Ummm...Saavy..." Says Yomi nervously.
"Where's all the rum?" Asks Jack.
"There isn't any." I say.
"Why's all the rum gone?" He asks.
"Because we have sake, it has a higher alcohol content. Would you like to try some?" I ask politely.
"Why should we give him our sake?" Snarls Yomi. This occurs because we are normally very overprotective of our sake. We are nearly addicted.
"Because he's Jack Sparrow, Saavy?" I say.
"let me have some of this sake stuff you are all so fond of." He says. I pour a glass of sake. Jack downs the glass.
"This stuff's pretty good." Says Jack.
"Yes it is isn't it?" Says Kuronue entering the room. "Kiri, I would watch out Neraku is loose..."
"Ummmmmm...I think I'll throw him in darks old torture chamber..." I say.
"Where is Kurama?" Snarls Kurasu.
"In his room having sex with Hiei and Hiei's pink haired clone." I say. "Go join them if you wish." Hearing this Kurasu dashes out of the room and down the hallway. Yuusuke and Kuabara enter the room and hide in the cabinets.
"Where is the dimwit and the Yukina devotee?" Asks Genkai, entering the room.
"They are cowering in the cabenets over there." Says Yomi pointing. Genkai drags the two out the room.
"Excuse me, but would anyone know where my son is?" Asks Shiori entering the room.
"No, check the liabrary." I say.
"Alright then. Thank you." She says leaving.
"Not me!" I say.
"Darn." Says Yomi, who gets up to bring the unfortunate news to Kurama.
"Jack!"
"Elizebeth! How very good to see you!" He say s approaching her. A clapping noise resounds from the slap.
"Come on we are leaving NOW!" She says. "You WILL be returning that Boy's wallet!"
"What did the boy look like?" I ask.
"Blonde hair, sneering." Says Jack.
"Keep the wallet the kid is a rich git." I say.
"You shouldn't be encouraging him!" Says Elizabeth as Jack slips away. "Jack!" She runs off after him. I exit the room and walk down the hallways.
"Hey, Sessoumaru." I say. He glares.
"Don't worry, I burned the pictures after dark tried to crucio me." I say.
"Fine. Have you seen Jaken?"
"No. He may be outside in the fields with Rin though." I say. Sessoumaru walks down the hallway heading to the doors.
Thank you:
Raven's Light: I updated gasp faint
Hiei(black haired one)- Baka.
Hiei(pink haired one)- That's mean!
Angel of the Darkness Flame: Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!