I want to apologize to those who really wanted the next chapter, I just couldn't help myself with this! Igf anyone wants more of this, please just tell me.
WARNING: Shounen-ai, or slash, is in this chapter. If you do not like shounen-ai or slash I suggest you don't read this story because it WILL become a slash fic I hope you enjoy....
'It was a starry night in the middle of...uh FRIDAY! Kyo was drunker then drunk itself. Sanosuke and KYo were singing Old McDonald's while in their half nekkidness. (They were playing Strip Poker! Whoo!) Suddenly Sano ended up Kenshin's bed and so Kyo was alone.
Out of nowhere came the most fairest of fair maidens. There he was! Saito, dressed in a loverly pink kimono. Suddenly it turned to day and Kyo had to fight the evil ninjas to be able to marry Saito. But then Saito rejected his proposal after finding out about a scandalous thing involving Kyo, Sano and lots and lots of sake. Saito then demanded a recharacter design and has since been the tough cool stoic character that he is'
Drunken Chibi:
It was a very dark night, the stars were brighter then usual and the moonlight shown like a giant pearl. Kyo was having a wonderful time, he had just had about six bottles of Sake with his friend Sanosuke Sagara. It took a lot to get Kyo drunk and his usual limit was four and a half bottles, but it had been so long since he'd partied with Sano that he got just a bit carried away. The fighter for higher was a real sap and so they had gone out and had a drinking game. It was clear who ahd one from the large form thrown over Kyo's shoulder; Sano just couldn't hold his liquor!
Laughing like a mad man Kyo started on his way back to the dojo where Sano had been saying, said baka draped over one shoulder. It wasn't TOO late, only about half past one, and Sano wasn't light, so Kyo wobbled his way passed the few people still on the roads; Kyo, in his drunken state didn't notice the tall, shadowy man walking towards him and so it was quitreb a surprise when he slamned into a rock hard wall ().
"Hoi'ya, whatch whur yer gooin' yer bum!" Kyo shouted quite lously, before actually looking at the man he had bumped into. His eyes narrowed as they took in the sword, the defensive stance and the glaring amber eyes directed at him.
"Drunken Yarou!" He spat through sneering lips; Kyo smirked slightly.
"So, yer wantsin' a fight ferm me eeeehhhh?" Kyo said in a drawling voice. The man snickered, a cold glint in his eyes; that's when he caught sight of Sano.
"So, you know the baka no ondori-" before he got any further Kyo dropped Sano (not very gently I might add) and lunged for the strange man. He was quick to react, but Kyo was faster. Hitting the man on the neck only stunned him for a moment, but that was all Kyo needed. With a sadistic giggle he jumped on the mans back and flung his legs around the mans waist like a child mught to an older brother. The other man scowled darkly and flung Kyo off his back, only to have the nimble boy grab onto his hand and swing into the same position, only this time facing him.
So here they were, the nameless man and Kyo straddling thim. What was a poor drunk rurouni to do? Why, he kissed the man of course!
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Saito had been having a perfectly fine day, he hadn't had to deal with the baka-tachi he normaly had to help (being a policeman really stunk). So far nothing bad had happened. Like the Fates would stand for that! So that's when he had run into the crazy drunk, who happened to be carrying the Ondori; it wouldn't have been so bad if the silver haired boy hadn't jumped him and then grabbed his hand as he tried to throw him off. It would have been even better had the boy not latched onto him again and kissed him full on the lips.
So the fates had screwed him again. Saito's face was tinged the slightest pink as the4 boy slumped against him, nearly past out. 'Stange...' he thought distractedly, 'He doesn't taste like sake.......' Saito mentally hit himself in the head. WHY did he just think that?! 'Because he tastes like strawberries....' a small, sly voice said in the back of his head. His scowl deepened at that and he realized he couldn't just leave the boy and the baka in the street. As mean as he was, Saito Hajime was a man with honor. Well, most of the time he was, the rest of the time he was a pompous ass.
Saito bent down as he shifted the silver haired boy onto his right shoulder and hefted Sano onto his left. With a grunt he started towards the Kamiya Kashin dojo, a murderous glare replacing the slight blush that had covered his cheeks. As he walked he heard the boy mumble something into his back. "Speack up boy, I can't understand you." Saito said, strangely patient.
"Names...Kyochiro.....yer don't happen ter be a tenshi, would yer?" Kyo slurred. Saito chuckled sightly at the childish behaviour.
"No, chibi, I'm Hajime Saito." He smirked when he heard an unintelligable retort to the use of 'chibi' but it faded immediately. 'Why is he affecting me like this?' Saito was very confused, and he hated being confused.
"Hey, chibi."
"Hoi'ya?"
"Why...did you kiss me?" It took a lot to ask that question. Most didn't know this about Saito, but he had trouble expressing his emotions. Or maybe it was quite obvious.
Kyo giggled like a little girl and patted Saito's behind. "Cuz yer a beauty, yup, that yer are!" Saito jerked at the contact and dropped the boy.
"Well if your coherent enough to do that, then you can walk yourself home." Saito dropped Sano as well (noticably rougher than with Kyo) and turned to go.
"Matte....onegai matte..." Kyo whimpered in fear. He hated being alone. When he was a child he had had no one to take care of him and he was always alone. It biggest fear.
Saito sighed in exasperation. "Foine chibi, but you owe me one!" he said in a most un-Saito-like way. Kyo smiled gently and promptly passed out. Saito sighed again and picked the two morons up, he may as well carry them the rest of the way.
When they reached the dojo Saito kicked the door once and let himself in. Kenshin was the first to spot them and his eyes widened as he mouthed the word 'oro.' Saito's glare made him smile and he glanced curiously at the two poeple he was carrying. One was Sano who had obviously gone out drinking, and the other was a boy he didn't recognize, though something about the silver hair nagged at the back of his mind.
"Drunk, I presume?" The red-head asked, smiling again as Saito grunted an affirmative. "Well, I guess you can lay them down out here, I don't think Kaoru-dono will be very pleased with two drunks in her home."
"Hn. They were in no shape to return here, so, as a policeman" at that he sneered "I had to return your trash. You know it's against the law to liter." Kenshin laughed lightly and went to go get blankets for the two who were now laying on the ground. Saito was still bent over Kyo when the chibi's eyes flickered open and he quickly sat up banging into Saito as he did so.
"Itaaaaaiiii...." he moaned pathetically and leaned back against Saito who had been knocked over in the process. 'Smells yummy....' he thought through his alcohol clouded mind. He had just been dreaming about some yummt strawberries and so, his eyes still blurry he leaned over and bit Saito's arm.
"Baka!" The taller man shouted as he whapped the chibi on the back of the head. 'Warm...' his thoughts betrayed his actions though, and he patted Kyo on the head. "Baka chibi, I'm not food."
His eyes still cloudy Kyo looked at the man and blushed slightly. "Hoi'ya, 'm sorry Ookami-chan...." It must have been the sake effecting his senses but that was when Kyo realized Hajime Saito was a werewolf, and all he did at the realization was giggle and jump on the poor, abused Saito.