Disclaimer: I don't own YGO or Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare.

I know, I KNOW. I haven't update in FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But here's an update now! I'm so sorry to have kept all of you waiting! Arigato!

Vladimir Lenin, you're in here for being reviewer No.2!

Here's a character guide:

Romeo – Bakura (Yami B)

Lord Montague – Shadi (owner of famous artifacts museum)

Lady Montague – Mai

Abraham – Yugi (employee at the museum)

Balthasar – Duke (employee at the museum)

Benvolio – Ryou (Bakura's cousin)

Mercutio – Yami (Bakura's best friend) ((how ironic, eh?))

Prince – Pegasus (head police officer)

Count Paris – Malik (a relative of Pegasus)

Count Paris's Psychotic Brother ((who wasn't really in the original play)) – Marik (Yami M)

Juliet – Tea

Lord Capulet – Seto (CEO of Kaiba Corp.)

Lady Capulet – Isis

Tybalt – Joey (Tea's cousin)

Nurse – Serenity (Joey's little sister)

Servant who Delivers Invitations – Tristan

Sampson – Espa Roba (employee at KC)

Gregory – Weevil (employee at KC)

Friar Laurence – Odeon

Friar John – Roland ((that guy with the shades who announces all of the battle city duels))

Chorus – Rebecca

Rosaline – Miho

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Romeo and Juliet: YuGiOh! Style

By: Chi Yagami

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Act I, Scene III – Some Hallway in the Kaiba Mansion

Serenity and Isis are walking down the hallway.

"Ugh! Where is my daughter?!"

Serenity giggled.

"Madame, she's only a teenager! She's probably running around somewhere… But, I'll get her anyway. (presses button on PA system) OH TEA, PLEASE COME TO HALLWAY OUTSIDE… Where are we again? Oh, right… THE HALLWAY OUTSIDE ROOM 29463!!!"

An hour later…

Tea comes in sweaty and tired from running around trying to find the hallway.

"Hai?" she asked panting.

"We need to talk. ALONE. Serenity, please leave," Isis said.

Serenity begins to leave but…

"Never mind, come back. You should hear our conversation. After all, Tea'd probably end up telling you anyways."

"Hai," Tea laughed.

"Now, we all know that Tea's just turned sixteen, and she's having her birthday party tonight," her mother said.

"Ouuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhh! It's going to be so much fun! Just think of it: food, dancing, chaos! And all the boys!" Serenity said with diamonds in her eyes.

"Boys… hai. Just the very subject I wanted to talk about. Tea, how do you feel about marriage?"

"Oh it's a wonderful thing!" Tea replied. "Only… I would like to wait until I'm at least out of high school! Mother, I know that back when you were a kid in Egypt things were different, but just because you got married at sixteen doesn't mean I want to."

"Yeah… Why bring up the talk of marriage? Dating maybe… but marriage?" her friend asked.

"Well, I like my Egyptian customs! You will not be brought up like those urchins on the street!"

(--)

"They're not urchins."

"Whatever. I will decide when you marry. But guess what?! Malik wants you to marry him!"

"How cute!" Serenity cooed. "He's really hot, and he's sooooooo romantic!"

"I AM a sucker for romance…"

"Hai!" Isis agreed. "And it's not like he's a complete stranger, right? You've been on a couple dates with him, yes?"

"One… but his psychotic brother showed up and the date was ruined…"

"Well, what do you say?" her mother asked impatiently.

"I don't want to rush things…"

"Iie, iie… of course not… I'd say give it a year and you two will fall in love!"

(--)

"Maybe…"

"Well, here's my plan: sit with him at dinner and talk to him. Sort things out, you know? Get to know him even better."

"And don't forget to flirt!" Serenity added with a wink.

"Hai… Just promise me you'll give him a shot?"

"I promise," Tea agreed. "But if there's nothing there, I don't want to marry, not even date, him."

Vladimir Lenin enters.

"Madame, the guests will be arriving soon, the food is being prepared, the final touches on your dress are being made, and I am waiting for your next order."

"Hai, please follow me. Tea, remember your promise."

Vladimir Lenin and Isis leave.

"Come on, let's go look for dresses!" Serenity said excitedly.

They leave.

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Yes, a short chapter, I know. But that's how the act is. I'm sorry that you people who have parts have such sort parts, but I didn't want to alter the story too much…

Review please! Sayonara!