Disclaimer: I don't own YGO or Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare.
I know, I KNOW. I haven't update in FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But here's an update now! Oh, I'm closing the voting polls. I've got a pretty good idea of whom Tea's going to end up with…
Sorry for all of the short chapters! Arigato!
Here's a character guide:
Romeo – Bakura (Yami B)
Lord Montague – Shadi (owner of famous artifacts museum)
Lady Montague – Mai
Abraham – Yugi (employee at the museum)
Balthasar – Duke (employee at the museum)
Benvolio – Ryou (Bakura's cousin)
Mercutio – Yami (Bakura's best friend) ((how ironic, eh?))
Prince – Pegasus (head police officer)
Count Paris – Malik (a relative of Pegasus)
Count Paris's Psychotic Brother ((who wasn't really in the original play)) – Marik (Yami M)
Juliet – Tea
Lord Capulet – Seto (CEO of Kaiba Corp.)
Lady Capulet – Isis
Tybalt – Joey (Tea's cousin)
Nurse – Serenity (Joey's little sister)
Servant who Delivers Invitations – Tristan
Sampson – Espa Roba (employee at KC)
Gregory – Weevil (employee at KC)
Friar Laurence – Odeon
Friar John – Roland ((that guy with the shades who announces all of the battle city duels))
Chorus – Rebecca
Rosaline – Miho
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Romeo and Juliet: YuGiOh! Style
By: Chi Yagami
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Act I, Scene IV – On the Way to the Kaiba Mansion
Bakura, Ryou, Yami, and a bunch of other party people are on their way to the Kaiba party.
"WHY are we doing this again?" Bakura grumbled.
"So that you may see your beloved Miho!"
"And so that we can see you dance!" Yami said smiriking.
Everybody laughs.
"…grrr… I WILL NOT be dancing!!!"
"But you are in love! (sarcastically) May Cupid's arrow help you to sweep her off her feet!" Yami said while laughing.
"Oh shut it."
"I can't believe YOU of all people are in love… You're becoming soft…"
"Really? Whatever. I love her… (drool forms at his mouth)"
"Going to charm her with your saliva, eh?" Yami snickered.
Bakura wipes his mouth.
"Shut your pothole."
Yami is still laughing.
"I think it's good that Bakura's in love. He's being nice for a change!" Ryou said.
"Well, let's just get this over with."
"Why so sad?" Yami asked.
"I had a dream last night…"
"Me too."
"What did you dream?"
"That Ryou got laid…"
Ryou blushed, and Yami continued.
"…by Kaiba's daughter!"
Both Yami and Bakura double up with laughter while Ryou fumes.
"Stop it, both of you."
"Well, I don't believe in dreams anyway," Yami said. "They're stupid. I think that people shouldn't dream! THEIR DREAMS ONLY END UP BEING CRUSHED AND THEN THEY LOSE ALL HOPE! THEY BECOME TWISTED AND SCARED AND—
"SHUT UP ALREADY!!!"
"Hai… I suppose I got carried away…"
"No DUH!"
"Well, what did you dream, cousin?" Ryou asked.
"I dunno… something about the stars… death, and love too… Do you think it had meaning?"
"Of course not!" Ryou scoffed. "But maybe…"
"What?"
"Maybe Yami's right… Our dreams might betray us one day if we're not careful…"
"Whatver. Ikimasho."
They finally reach the Kaiba mansion.
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How'd y'all like that? Tea and Bakura will meet in the next chapter!
Review please!
Sayonara!