Look back at chapter one for the disclaimer, it still stands. Enjoy!

As they walked up the many stairs to Ron's room, Mrs. Weasley and Hermione engaged in talking again, making Harry feel in a loop. When they made it up to Ron's door, they heard Fred and George arguing with Ron. Mrs. Weasley, Harry, and Hermione pressed their ears to the door. "How do we do this? Any ideas George?" Fred said.

"Thinking……nope, nothing," George said. Harry, Hermione, and Mrs. Weasley exchange confused looks.

"What are they talking about?" Harry whispered to the two ladies on his sides.

"Simple," stated Mrs. Weasley. "We go in and find out." Before Hermione or Harry could do anything to stop her, Mrs. Weasley opened the door and walked in. Harry and Hermione followed her in the room. Fred and George were sitting on both sides of Ron and were looking down at him.

"Hi mum!" Fred said and elbowed George in the ribs to get his attention. George looked up and smiled one of his 'I'm doing nothing wrong' smiles.

"Hi mum!" George said as he and Fred jumped up to their feet.

"What were you two doing to Ronnie?" Mrs. Weasley asked as Harry snickered at Ron's nickname, but Hermione elbowed him sharply in the side to get him to stop.

"Nothing!" Fred and George said at the same time. "Bye! We'll talk later 'Ronnie'." They whispered the last part so that Ron could only hear. They then waltzed out of the room.

"What was that about Ronnie?" Mrs. Weasley asked as they walked over to Ron.

"Nothin'," Ron managed to say without coughing too much. Mrs. Weasley put her hand to Ron's forehead but quickly pulled it away.

"Your burning up," Mrs. Weasley said. "Your father and I are going to go to Diagon Alley to get something for that." With that said she left the room, leaving two teens to look after a sick one.

"How are you feeling Ron?" Harry asked as he and Hermione walked closer to Ron. Ron mumbled something as he rolled over onto his stomach, suffocating his face in his pillow. "Care to repeat that only a bit louder?" Ron mumbled it again, loud enough for Hermione to hear a small part of it.

"I heard the word 'feel' and 'shit'," Hermione said causing Harry to grin at Ron's choice of words.

"Don't worry mate," Harry said as he and Hermione took a seat on both sides of Ron. "We'll be in Hogwarts in a few days." Ron shifted a bit as he mumbled something else. "Hermione?" But before Hermione could say anything, Mr. Weasley came upstairs with Ginny.

"Having fun?" Mr. Weasley asked as he looked around the room. Seeing the stated that things were in he thought not. "Well, the wife and I are headed to Diagon Alley, can Ginny talk with you guys?"

"Sure!" Hermione yelled, liking the fact that she wasn't outnumbered in the boy's vs. girl's ratio. Plus, it gave her someone beside Harry to talk to, seeing how Ron was enjoying talking to his pillow.

"Have fun!" Mr. Weasley said as he left and Ginny walked in the room. As Ginny walked in, her and Hermione started to talk about boys that they thought were cute in the school, hair, nails, and much more but Harry couldn't take it.

"Ron! You have to talk to me! Ginny and Hermione are going all girly here!" Harry said as he shook Ron. Ron rolled over to his back and looked Harry in the eyes.

"You want to know what to do with them?" Ron asked as he swung his feet over the side of his bed. "Do this, EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO SEE PORN STAY HERE, IF NOT LEAVE!!!" Hermione and Ginny looked disgusted as they ran from the room. "Gets 'em every time." Ron said as I fit of coughs took him in their grasp. Harry started to pat Ron on his back to help him until it was over.

"What got you sick?" Harry asked as he helped Ron sit back down.

"Well, you know how that whole family gets together during the summer?" Ron asked as Harry nodded. "Well this time we stayed at the Burrow and everyone but mum, dad, and Percy, who mum didn't invite when she found out about him becoming a Death Eater, played a long game of Quidditch it stated to rain but we still played and when it was over, I went to go and get all of the bludgers but one of 'em hit me in the back of the head. Next thing I knew I was inside and mum was worried that I was in a coma," Ron said as he sneezed.

"At least you got to go outside."

"Damn, that must suck being with them."

"It does. Thankfully, your family and Hermione came to the rescue."

"Yeah, that's my family for you."

"What were Fred and George doing in here earlier, and I want the truth 'Ronnie'!"

"Don't call me that, I still can't get mum to not call me that."

"I'm waiting."

"Fine, they were trying to help me find a way to not look sick so I could get out of this prison. Now I know how you feel at the Dursleys."

"Hell. That's what it's like."

"I noticed."

"Well, you parents are getting that stuff to make you feel better. And tomorrow we get to go school shopping."

"Yippee-skippee. And that's sarcasm."

"I got that. But we do need new dress robes, books, ink, and tea leaves."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." A crash was heard from downstairs as Ron's room began to vibrate. "What the fuck?"

"Lets go!" With that, Harry and Ron got out of Ron's room as fast as they could and ran down the stairs. Ron was in the lead, going down the stairs so if he fell he wouldn't take Harry down with him. When they made it down there, they saw Fred, George, Charlie, and Bill rolling on the floor laughing while Hermione and Ginny were covered in soot. If looks could kill, the boys wouldn't be there right then.

"What happened?" Ron asked as he and Harry caught their breath. Everyone in the room looked at them like they were Crabbe and Goyle and that they had just said that they love muggles.

"What are you doing out of bed!" Everyone but Fred, George, and Harry yelled.

"Up you go." Charlie said as he and Bill picked him up and hauled him up the stairs while Ron struggled and told them that he fine.

"Harry! HELP!!!" Ron yelled as they carried him up the stairs. Harry started to go over to them but Hermione and Ginny held him back.

"Harry! He's sick, Ron needs his rest," Hermione said when Ron was out of sight. Harry muttered something about her probably being right when he looked down and saw soot handprints all over his sweater.

"Hey, what happened while you guys were down here?" Harry asked looking Hermione in the eyes while she and Ginny glared at Fred and George.

"Fred and George tricked us into looking into the chimney and they pushed us in," Ginny said. "But don't worry Harry, mum'll give them their just desserts."

"Something tells me that we won't be getting pie," Fred said as he and George exchanged mischievous looks.

"Then neither will anyone else!" They said as they ran out of the living room and into the kitchen. Hermione and Ginny looked at each other with fearful looks.

"THE PIE!!!" They yelled as they ran into the kitchen. Harry shook his head as Charlie and Bill came down the stairs will huge grins.

"He won't be leaving for a while," Bill said as he looked at Harry. "You can visit if you want." Harry nodded as he ran up the stairs to Ron's room. On the way there he heard Ron cussing with words he never knew before.

"Hey Ron," Harry said when he opened the door, but he instantly fell to the floor laughing at the sight that he saw.

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