What Blind Men See
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Authors notes: IM SORRY!!!!!!!!! First we got a new computer, then our new one wouldnt let me
type anything, then it would, the I couldn't get it off the mainframe, and now I have to type everything
on my lab top and upload everything this way.
Now, some of you are saying that you are confused, well so am I. Believe me, this story is all making
sense in my head.
Chapter 15
Even I'm Confused, But Lets Have Some Fun
A week went by with nothing happening. Remus was released from the hospital wing. He still
couldn't see anything, Madam Pomfrey said that could happen. Things were sort of returning to normal.
Gan gathered everyone in the common room again. It had become a weekly event. The only thing
Remus knew was it had something to do with the difference between women and men. He was curious
about what she had to say about that. Now she stood on top of the coach and began to speak.
"Okay everybody. I would like to start with 16 pieces of advice to be passed on to all of your
future daughters. One, Don't imagine you can change a man,-unless he's in diapers."
"You got that right!" yelled Sirius.
"Two, what do you do when your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door."
"Hey!" Sirius interrupts again.
"Three, if they put a man on the moon-they should be able to put them all up there." All the
guys are now yelling. "Four, never let you mans mind wander-its to little to be out there alone." More
yelling. "Five, go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyways."
"Hey ladies, how you doin?" Sirius said and everyone laughed.
"Six, men are all the same-they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart."
"Some of ours better then others wouldn't you say ladies?"
"Seven, definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some women
miserable."
"I object to that."
"Here here!"
"Eight, women don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types."
"We're reliable."
"That's a bunch of crap."
"Nine, the best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it."
"I don't like it, but I am going to have to agree with that one."
"Ten, love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"I don't get it."
"Eleven, if you want a committed man, look in a mental hosiptal."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Twelve, remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you
laugh at his."
"Who says we want them with a sense of anything?"
"That's the only one's that you could get to go out with you anyway." yelled James. Everyone
laughed. A few girls looked offended.
"Thirteen, found on a bumper sticker: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN
THE KITCHEN."
"Amen"
"Fourteen, if he asks you what sort of books your interested in, say 'check books'."
"Wait a minute!"
"Fifteen, sadly, all men are created equal."
"OBJECTION!!!!!!!!"
"Shut up Sirius."
"And finally, sixteen, the children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years, Even in
biblical times, men still wouldn't ask for directions. That's all for tonight, thank you!" She walked out of
the common room, with an applause behind her.
"That was new." Remus said.
"Yes, usually Sirius is laughing his head off, now he looks offended." James said.
'They all seem on edge today, probably because tonight's a full moon. Afraid of upsetting me. I
am still hurting from what I did to myself last time. What I really need to do is stop talking to myself.
Not only that, but stop having conversations with myself.' Remus just now noticed that James was
calling him. "Sorry James, what did you say?"
"I just asked if you were awake, you spaced out on us for a sec there."
"Oh, I was just thinking," Remus replied.
"Hey guys, were going to be late for Charms if we don't hurry." Lily said.
"That is unheard of. The Marauders being late for class! Lets go boys." They all walked off,
keeping an eye on Remus as he kept up with them.
****************
Gan was making her way to Charms class also. Only alone.
"Aunt Peg, why are you doing this?" asked a voice from nowhere.
"Aww, if it isn't my darling niece. I wasn't exactly sure who followed me back, but I had a
feeling it was you. Your just as annoying as your father." she said.
"Maybe we just don't like you." the voice replied. Then continued, "what did you do with the
real Ganymede?"
"Relax, she is still alive. She is just a little tied up at the moment," she said with a small smile on
her face. "How much longer your father will be alive however, I cannot say. The both of you ruined
everything."
"You tried to take over the world, dear aunt. We stopped you. What else could we do, just let
you take it?"
"Yes."
"Oh, please. You are the worst excuse for an aunt. Scratch that, for a person. You travel back
in time to kill your own brother. Nice little sibling rivalry."
"I would watch it if I were you young lady. No one knows who you are, or that you are even
here, no one would notice it if you turned up missing, especially with that invisibility cloak."
"Is that a threat, aunt?" the voice asked, with venom in her voice. 'I don't mind her killing me,
just as long as I kill her first.'
"My dear, dear niece. You are so young and naive. You have been brainwashed. Your father is
nothing more or less than a monster. I am surprised is took you this long. You must see it by now."
"You're the only monster I know about. Going back in time to kill your own brother. Nice
timing by the way. Going back to when he wouldn't have been able to see you."
"Yes, it was one of my more brilliant moments," she replied. "How did you get here anyway?
You couldn't have traveled this far back in time with a time turner? I mean you could have, but that
would have been insane. Although, there always has been this crazy look in your eyes."
"You don't need to know how I got here, only that I am here and I am going to take you out.
Harry told me what little he knew about you after the war, what lengths you would go to. You don't
scare me, and you wont win."
"My dear niece, if there is only one thing I have learned over the years, it is this. There never
are any winners, just different degrees to losing."
"What happened to you? Why do you hate my father so much?"
"Mid, Mid, Mid, My dear girl. Don't try to understand my mind, you might get hurt." There
was a long pause between the two family members. The elder finally broke the silence. "Now, if you
will excuse me my invisible niece, I have a Charms lesson to attend." And she walked away.
When her aunt was out of sight, Midnight uttered under her breath, "I can take you. Anytime,
anywhere." Silence, then. "And quit stealing my jokes!!!!!" The corridor looked as it did before the
conversation started, empty. Or was it?
******************
AN: Again, I am so sorry this took so long. I am at home for about two hours a day which I use to
sleep. I promise I will try to keep the updates to at least once a month. lol. g2g. Peace Out and
REVIEW. They make me work faster!
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Authors notes: IM SORRY!!!!!!!!! First we got a new computer, then our new one wouldnt let me
type anything, then it would, the I couldn't get it off the mainframe, and now I have to type everything
on my lab top and upload everything this way.
Now, some of you are saying that you are confused, well so am I. Believe me, this story is all making
sense in my head.
Chapter 15
Even I'm Confused, But Lets Have Some Fun
A week went by with nothing happening. Remus was released from the hospital wing. He still
couldn't see anything, Madam Pomfrey said that could happen. Things were sort of returning to normal.
Gan gathered everyone in the common room again. It had become a weekly event. The only thing
Remus knew was it had something to do with the difference between women and men. He was curious
about what she had to say about that. Now she stood on top of the coach and began to speak.
"Okay everybody. I would like to start with 16 pieces of advice to be passed on to all of your
future daughters. One, Don't imagine you can change a man,-unless he's in diapers."
"You got that right!" yelled Sirius.
"Two, what do you do when your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door."
"Hey!" Sirius interrupts again.
"Three, if they put a man on the moon-they should be able to put them all up there." All the
guys are now yelling. "Four, never let you mans mind wander-its to little to be out there alone." More
yelling. "Five, go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyways."
"Hey ladies, how you doin?" Sirius said and everyone laughed.
"Six, men are all the same-they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart."
"Some of ours better then others wouldn't you say ladies?"
"Seven, definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some women
miserable."
"I object to that."
"Here here!"
"Eight, women don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types."
"We're reliable."
"That's a bunch of crap."
"Nine, the best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it."
"I don't like it, but I am going to have to agree with that one."
"Ten, love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"I don't get it."
"Eleven, if you want a committed man, look in a mental hosiptal."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Twelve, remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you
laugh at his."
"Who says we want them with a sense of anything?"
"That's the only one's that you could get to go out with you anyway." yelled James. Everyone
laughed. A few girls looked offended.
"Thirteen, found on a bumper sticker: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN
THE KITCHEN."
"Amen"
"Fourteen, if he asks you what sort of books your interested in, say 'check books'."
"Wait a minute!"
"Fifteen, sadly, all men are created equal."
"OBJECTION!!!!!!!!"
"Shut up Sirius."
"And finally, sixteen, the children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years, Even in
biblical times, men still wouldn't ask for directions. That's all for tonight, thank you!" She walked out of
the common room, with an applause behind her.
"That was new." Remus said.
"Yes, usually Sirius is laughing his head off, now he looks offended." James said.
'They all seem on edge today, probably because tonight's a full moon. Afraid of upsetting me. I
am still hurting from what I did to myself last time. What I really need to do is stop talking to myself.
Not only that, but stop having conversations with myself.' Remus just now noticed that James was
calling him. "Sorry James, what did you say?"
"I just asked if you were awake, you spaced out on us for a sec there."
"Oh, I was just thinking," Remus replied.
"Hey guys, were going to be late for Charms if we don't hurry." Lily said.
"That is unheard of. The Marauders being late for class! Lets go boys." They all walked off,
keeping an eye on Remus as he kept up with them.
****************
Gan was making her way to Charms class also. Only alone.
"Aunt Peg, why are you doing this?" asked a voice from nowhere.
"Aww, if it isn't my darling niece. I wasn't exactly sure who followed me back, but I had a
feeling it was you. Your just as annoying as your father." she said.
"Maybe we just don't like you." the voice replied. Then continued, "what did you do with the
real Ganymede?"
"Relax, she is still alive. She is just a little tied up at the moment," she said with a small smile on
her face. "How much longer your father will be alive however, I cannot say. The both of you ruined
everything."
"You tried to take over the world, dear aunt. We stopped you. What else could we do, just let
you take it?"
"Yes."
"Oh, please. You are the worst excuse for an aunt. Scratch that, for a person. You travel back
in time to kill your own brother. Nice little sibling rivalry."
"I would watch it if I were you young lady. No one knows who you are, or that you are even
here, no one would notice it if you turned up missing, especially with that invisibility cloak."
"Is that a threat, aunt?" the voice asked, with venom in her voice. 'I don't mind her killing me,
just as long as I kill her first.'
"My dear, dear niece. You are so young and naive. You have been brainwashed. Your father is
nothing more or less than a monster. I am surprised is took you this long. You must see it by now."
"You're the only monster I know about. Going back in time to kill your own brother. Nice
timing by the way. Going back to when he wouldn't have been able to see you."
"Yes, it was one of my more brilliant moments," she replied. "How did you get here anyway?
You couldn't have traveled this far back in time with a time turner? I mean you could have, but that
would have been insane. Although, there always has been this crazy look in your eyes."
"You don't need to know how I got here, only that I am here and I am going to take you out.
Harry told me what little he knew about you after the war, what lengths you would go to. You don't
scare me, and you wont win."
"My dear niece, if there is only one thing I have learned over the years, it is this. There never
are any winners, just different degrees to losing."
"What happened to you? Why do you hate my father so much?"
"Mid, Mid, Mid, My dear girl. Don't try to understand my mind, you might get hurt." There
was a long pause between the two family members. The elder finally broke the silence. "Now, if you
will excuse me my invisible niece, I have a Charms lesson to attend." And she walked away.
When her aunt was out of sight, Midnight uttered under her breath, "I can take you. Anytime,
anywhere." Silence, then. "And quit stealing my jokes!!!!!" The corridor looked as it did before the
conversation started, empty. Or was it?
******************
AN: Again, I am so sorry this took so long. I am at home for about two hours a day which I use to
sleep. I promise I will try to keep the updates to at least once a month. lol. g2g. Peace Out and
REVIEW. They make me work faster!