Akio the Dragon Master- Thank you soooo much Megan! I wouldn't have even put this chapter up yet if you hadn't said "please update"… It really made my day! Anyway, I got the idea of Ryou eating cat food from a spam e-mail I got a looong time ago… about some lady who wanted to buy cat food, but the grocer said she had to bring her cat to prove she had one. Some old ladies, the grocer said, would eat the cat food.
Misura- If it's Shadi you want, you are going to adore the seventh chapter. Just you wait…
Rachel- I happen to like that song a lot. Like I said, the title was a play on "Crazy in Love" by Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z. I was listening to it when I started writing this. I'm also listening to it right now… Several more songs to come. Anyway, just in case I didn't mention it earlier, chapter 6 is where your dreams come true.
I hope to get lots more reviews soon!!!!
Stupid in Love
Chapter 4
Handy-dog
Bakura grabbed Shadi by the scruff of the neck. Shadi howled and hissed as the tomb robber carried him out the front door.
"'Kura!" Ryou mewed plaintively. "What are you doing?? Please don't hurt him. He never hurt you…"
"Yeah right!" Bakura barked. "Look what he did to me!" Bakura held up his arm, which was looking very… red."
"…You should probably put some bandages on that," Ryou answered. "Um… please don't hurt him, though. He's a really cute little kitty…"
Bakura was disgusted by the fact that his hikari was unknowingly labeling Shadi "cute". But, Ryou might commit seppuku if the cat was killed… right? Eh, let's just go with Bakura was stupid and decided to listen to Ryou.
Bakura sighed sadly. "…Fine hikari I won't." He had his fingers crossed, though. He closed the door behind him, and Ryou blushed slightly.
"Did he just call me hikari?" he murmured to himself, and he got up to follow Bakura and ask him. He stood by the screen door, and heard Bakura's stern lecture from outside.
"…Listen, Shadi," Bakura was saying. "Just because you can shape shift into a cat and you look adorable, doesn't mean that you can sit on my hikari's lap! You hear me??"
"Meow." A/N
"Very well then… Just one thing left to do." Bakura mosied on over to the metal fence mentioned in chapter 1, where Crusher still was, waiting for somebody to offer him a detached limb to gnaw on. "Here boy!" He motioned for the large Doberman to 'come'.
Crusher loped towards him gracefully. Then he stood by the fence and gnashed his teeth together, saliva flying every which way. Bakura didn't look fazed one bit as he tossed Shadi over the fence and started to head back towards the house. Ryou exited the house, his head swimming. He now realized that Bakura really really did like him! …And that… ew… ew! Shadi had sat on his lap! Sickening! He needed Tylenol… but wait a second, weren't they out? Ah crud.
"I'm going to get some stuff at the pharmacy!" Ryou announced regally. "Want to go with me, Kura-chan?"
Bakura looked towards their neighbor's yard and smiled. "…Sure…"
/Yo,
yo, I'm only smilin' when I'm violent,
got on the plane
,
told the pilot to fly me to Tylenol Island
stewardess
like "you restless?"
"no , I'm rest-Full, so
hold this jet still so I can eat these pretzels"
Forget
school,
the other kids are disrespectful,
they hold me down
and play connect-the-dots with my freckles
I can't take it
I'm
tryin' to gain weight,
so I eat steak
and swallow the whole
plate
and weigh myself,
without albums
to teach kids
family values
'cuz every mom and dad should allow you to pop
and never hit someone unless you got a reason
and if
there ain't a reason
make one up and just start swingin'/
A/N: Aw, come on! You knew I was going to throw in some Eminem somewhere…
"Then let's go!" Ryou grabbed Bakura's wrist and started to drag him down the sidewalk.
"Eh… what are you…" Bakura relinquished Ryou's hold on him and began to follow after his hikari on his own. He was like a baby duckling after its mom. 'Cept, ya' know, this was Ryou and not some dumb duck. And although Jimmy Neutron's dad might kill me for saying so, Ryou and Bakura were both a lot cuter than any duck. Now ducklings on the other hand… Very cute.
Shadi, from his place up in a tree, twitched his tail angrily as the two figures seemed to deliquesce around the corner. "I'll get you for this stinky tomb robber," he meowed.
"RRRR…"
"Eep! Maybe a little bit later…" The little beige kitten purred in utmost fear, which no longer sounded like laughter. "Ah crud… Save me!"