Stupid in Love
Chapter 6, Version 2
Just For Rachel-chan
Thanks, Rachel!
Téa dragged Bakura past the multifarious selections of sanitary napkins. Bakura had no idea that there were that many companies dedicated to making such things. Kotex, Tampex, so many others… What was with all of the –ex's? Bakura couldn't help but wonder. It was so mindboggling… There were packages with quiet wrappers, packages for overnight, packages for heavy/light/medium. Bakura realized that heavy, light and medium were settings, but he couldn't figure out for the heck of him what was meant by them. And was the phrase "with wings" supposed to mean?
A/N: Lol. Poor 'Kura… Credit to the idea for the next paragraph goes to great friend Lauren!! On she's called turkeybutt, I think.
The ones that really disconcerted the insiduous theif were the ones that were labelled "Easy Glide". What was doing the gliding?!?!
While the tomb robber, whose dignity was on its last legs, was getting a nosebleed from the nature of the items he was surrounding by, he was also in the process of acquiring a headache, due to some faggot who sounded quite a lot like Wheeler shouting over the intercom:
/Yes! so crazy right now
Most incredibly
It's your girl b
It's your boy young
History in the makin/
"..What the hell is this crummy music?" Bakura asked Téa, thinking that as a dancer, she would know.
Téa giggled. "It's Crazy in Love, silly! This fan fiction is named after it!" She started singing along with it: "I look and stare so deep in your eyes / I touch on you more and more every time / When you leave I'm beggin you not to go / Call your name two, three times in a row."
Bakura turned a deep shade of what was later coined riolet, not because it was a combination of red and violet, (which it was,) but because there was a Mr. Riolet standing nearby who coined the term.
/Ryou help me!! Téa's singing along with Beyonce Knowles!/
/She's hot./
/Téa's ugly./
/No, I meant Beyonce./
/…Can I see a picture of her sometime./
/Sure, but she's not as adorable as… eh… nevermind./
/What?/
"Such a funny thing for me to try to explain / How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame / Yeah, cause I know I don't understand / Just how your love can do what no on else can."
Téa, to Bakura's horror, jumped up on top of a table and started busting moves to make Destiny's Child jealous.
"Got me lookin so crazy right now / Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now
(your love) /
"Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's / Got me lookin so crazy right now
(your touch)
"Got me hoping you page me right now your kiss's / Got me hoping you save me right now
"Lookin so crazy your love's got me lookin / Got me lookin so crazy your love!"
"…" Bakura stared. "What on Earth!"
Just then MAI VALENTINE walked out! And danced as well! And people cheered! ………Loudly!
"This is insane and plotless. The authoress is getting lazy," Bakura critiqued before random stuff started to fall on him. Like a package of sanitary napkins. And a horse.
"When I talk to my friends so quietly / 'who he think he is?' look at what you've done to me / Tennis shoes don't even need to buy a new dress / You ain't there, ain't nobody else to impress
"It's the way that you know what I thought I knew / It's the beat that my heart skips when I'm with you / Yeah, but I still don't understand / Just how your love can do what no one else can
"Got me lookin so crazy right now / Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now
(your love)
"Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's / Got me lookin so crazy right now
(your touch)
"Got me hoping you page me right now your kiss's / Got me hoping you save me right now
"Lookin so crazy your love's got me lookin / Got me lookin so crazy your love!"
Bakura sighed in relief as Mai and Téa stopped singing. He thought the song was over… But just then, the annoying voice came back on the intercom… And Joey came out and did the voice of Jay-Z along with it. Ah crud.
"I'm warmed up now / Let's go / Young hova / Ya'll know when the flow is loco / Young b and the r-o-c uh oh / O-G, big homie / The one and only / Stick boney but the pockets are fat like tony / Soprano the roc handle / Like van Exel / I shake phonies man, you can't get next to / A genuine article, I do not sing tho / I sling though , if anything I bling yo."
"…" Bakura stared at Joey, honestly scared of the boy who so resembled a Golden Retriever. "Joey, what the hell do you think you're doing?" He tried to get him to stop while maintaining a shred of his dignity, but the craziness went on.
"Star like ringo / War like a green beret / You're crazy bring your whole set / Jay-z in the range / Crazy and deranged / They can't figure him out / They're like ãhey is he insane?ä / Yes sir I'm cut from a different cloth / My texture is the best fur, I'm chinchilla / I've been ill of the chain smokers / How you think I go the name hova / I've been reala' / The game's over / Fall back young ever since / I made you change over to platinum / The game's been a wrap / One."
Mai sang out, "Got me looking so crazy, my baby / I'm not myself lately / I'm foolish, I don't do this / I've been playing myself / Baby I don't care / Cuz your love got the best of me…"
"And baby you're making a fool of me!" Téa sang. "You got me sprung and I don't care who sees / Cuz baby you got me so crazy!"
Téa and Mai danced to the chorus again. Several perverts were staring, especially since Mai, as usual, was wearing very slutty clothes. Therefore, even if you weren't a pervert, if you were staring, you could be called one. If that didn't make sense, screw you. If it did make sense – isn't life bizarre that way?
"Got me lookin so crazy right now / Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now
(your love)
"Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's / Got me lookin so crazy right now
(your touch)
"Got me hoping you page me right now your kiss's / Got me hoping you save me right now
"Lookin so crazy your love's got me lookin / Got me lookin so crazy your love
"Got me lookin so crazy right now…"
Everybody cheered. Mai turned to Téa. "Hey, do you know where I can find the…"
"Bakura can find it!" Téa chirped. "He was a tomb robber…"
Bakura ran all the way to the check-out line.
"So that's what happened," Ryou said. "Ohh… that makes sense, I suppose."
"You 'suppose?' " Ryou sweat dropped. Yugi looked deeply offended by the lack of trust supposedly instilled in the British boy.
"Er… I meant 'That's amazing.' Er… jolly good."
Remember, folks, there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's… or to use a British accent to your unconditional benefit. Yugi's smile was birght and cheery again in a flash.
"So now Yami owes 20 hours of community service. We figured we'd just have him work for one day here," Yugi explained. "It was going pretty well until he sent the first couple of scanners to the Shadow Realm." Yugi paused, and stood on his tippy-toes (aww) to see over Ryou's shoulder. His eyes widened, and he blushed. "Oh…"
"Yugi!" Téa suddenly glomped the petite duelist. In a flash, Yami was there.
"GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY AIBOU!!!" he screamed at Téa.
"Okay…" Téa left.
"…" Bakura stood there, one hand in his pocket. "Wow, wish I knew how to do that." Ryou couldn't help but notice that Yugi was blushing madly. In wonder whose affections had brown the tinges of rouge to his face – Tea's, or Yami's?