CHAPTER 4:
"As of tomorrow!" the teacher barked, "classes will start at nine o' clock due to the fact that you all bums cut class today."
"You got it!" Sora said in that cocky tone of hers.
"By the way!" the teacher looked around, "where are Cari and T.K. I haven't seen them in awhile."
"Them!" Mimi laughed trying to hide the sound of their moaning, "I think they're in the cafeteria trying to get something to eat!"
"Inform them of this! Am I understood?" the teacher barked.
Cari did a sex noise as the teacher asked, "what the hell was that?"
"I must have left my stereo running!" Sora said, "there's this song by this lady in Japan called Naomi! And this is her remix!"
"It better be!" the teacher barked slamming the door shut.
"Jez! What a total pain in the ass!" Mimi said, "thank god you're Japanese! Other wise she would have thought that Matt left his porno tapes running again and then we would have been in trouble."
"So Matt has porno!" Sora laughed, "I'm going to have fun now!"
"Oh! Please don't tell him that I told you! I accidentally walked in on him one time while he was wacking off to lesbo porn." Mimi admitted.
"Any who." Sora said, "this belly button piercing is so awesome!"
She lifted up her shirt revealing a belly ring with a giant studded sun hanging down.
"Oh! Yeah! I gotta give you the details on how to take care of it! Clean it every day, three times a day with alcohol, move it around so that it doesn't close, and that's basically it! And another thing. It hurts when you bend over so don't do it okay?" Mimi rambled.
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah." Sora grumbled as she walked over to the couch and turned on Jack Ass the movie.
Sora couldn't laugh that hard because her stomach hurt so it sucked…
Royally.
Matt walked in and whispered to Sora, "Is the coast clear?"
"Yeah we're done!" Sora said.
"So is my lil bro done fucking Cari?" Matt asked.
"Nope they're still going at it." Mimi announced.
"Damn! Either they have no idea what the hell they're doing or they're fuckin hornier than hell. Or that girl in the Exorcist but that's a different story." Matt exclaimed.
"You're such a nerd." Sora said.
"Excuse me your highness." Matt said sarcastically.
"You're excused from the human race." Sora said back.
"You're such a bitch sometimes you know that?" Matt said and then added in that low sexy tone of his, "that's what I like most about you though."
"Shut up Matt. That crap doesn't work on me." Sora said, "if you wanna get some go talk to Mimi or find some other girl cause you're not getting anything from me."
"Aw come on Sor." Matt pleaded sitting down by her on the couch, "don't be such a spoil sport."
"Fuck off." Sora sneered.
"Someone started their period early." Matt teased now putting his arm around Sora.
"Don't touch me Matt." Sora warned.
"Why? Cause you can't resist how hot and charming I am. Admit it Sora you wanna make out with me all day long." Matt said.
"Oh yeah." Sora said sarcastically, "you know it."
"Then lets!" Matt said leaning in to kiss her.
Being the crafty little person she was Sora took a pillow and let Matt kiss it full on. Then she took another one and hit him over the head.
"Pillow fight!" Matt shouted.
"No! Matt!" Sora yelled as he threw a pillow at her stomach.
With a large smack it hit Sora in the stomach sending her toppling onto the floor. When Sora opened her eyes she was angry. Her face was now a bright cherry color.
"You want a pillow fight?" Sora asked, "I'll give you a pillow fight!"
"Oh shit!" Matt said as she picked up the bean bag chair and went chasing after him.
"Don't get me involved in this!" Mimi screeched in that high pitched tone of hers.
They didn't listen and instead went running towards Mimi.
"Freaks!" Mimi shouted as she ran into the bathroom.
The chase pursued on, Sora now steadily gaining on Matt. Matt ran into the girl's room and jumped on top of Sora's bed pissing Sora off even more. Matt then threw a pillow at Sora and then looked through the night stand next to her bed. He opened the top drawer which contained all of Sora's undergarments. Being the smart ass that Matt was he pulled out a pink thong and said, "Oh! Sexy!"
Sora now full of fury took a lamp off a desk nearby and threw it at Matt's head.
"Take that you bastard!" Sora shouted as Matt was knocked off the bed.
Sora then waited for Matt to come back up from behind the bed.
"Matt?" Sora asked.
No answer.
Oh shit, Sora thought, I hope I didn't knock him out.
"Matt!" Sora cried as she looked ran over to her bed.
Matt was there unconscious. He was laying there on the floor not moving. Sora went and picked up his head. She listened for signs of breathing but there weren't any.
Oh! Please be all right! Sora thought frantically.
The next thing she knew Matt's lips were on hers. Taken aback she slapped him causing Matt even more pain.
"UGH! You ass hole!" Sora shouted.
Matt then slipped his hand under Sora's bed. He then pulled out a bag of joints.
"So this is where you've been hiding your smokes!" Matt laughed then added, "pretty damn dusty down there too."
The cleaning lady and the inspectors had failed to come into their rooms and do anything since they all pulled that trick involving the math teacher, Mr. Kodiak's, penis, a cherry flavored condom, a banana and the, BIG BUTT song.
The janitor had not been seen since.
Sora smacked Matt again and said, "You're not getting any smokes from me and that's a fact!"
"How about a ride?" Matt asked cockily.
"No! And you never will now get the hell out of my room!" Sora screamed.
"Correction it's not your room! Two other people share this room." Matt said in his smart ass tone.
"Fuck you!" Sora sneered.
"Time, place, and how hard." Matt asked.
"Never! And not even in your next life time and you don't have anything to fuck with! You probably usually are the one getting fucked!" Sora retorted as she pushed Matt out of the room.
Sighing she thought, Damn do I need a smoke.
Locking the door and pulling out a lighter from her desk drawer she lit a joint. Taking a big drag out of it she thought, Damn this is the shit.
Just then the lap top that she had recently stolen started glowing and shaking.
"What the hell?" Sora said as she opened the top of it.
Then the window came up that she had not seen in the longest time. The digi port was open once again.
As soon as the window was there the digi vice that Sora had shoved in her sock drawer started glowing as well. Throwing her joint out the window she shouted, "Matt! Matt get your ass over here!"
"I can't!" Matt's voice said, "you locked the door remember?"
"Go get your digi vice!" Sora demanded.
"Why?" Matt whined.
"Just do it." Sora shouted.
Matt reluctantly walked into his room and found that his digi vice was on his bed glowing. Taking it off the bed he quickly ran over to Sora's bedroom and knocked on the door. Sora let him in as he said, "Why the fuck is it glowing? I don't get it! After all these years this piece of shit finally starts working."
"I don't know but I don't have time for little games like we used to back in the day." Sora said.
"Let's just find out what's going on in the digital world and get back a.s.a.p." Matt suggested.
"What ever you say." Sora said.
They both held their digi vices to the screen and shouted, "Digi port open!"
The screen glowed an even brighter white and then sucked them into the digital world. When, Sora opened her eyes she found that she was wearing a yellow shirt and jeans. On her head was a helmet. It was the outfit she used to wear every time she came to the digital world. Matt was wearing a green turtle neck tank and black jeans. Something entirely different than what they were wearing that day.
"What now?" Sora asked as she looked around.
They were in a field of butterfly digimon.
It's so beautiful, Sora thought, I almost forgot about this place. It's been such a long time.
"Matt! Sora!" a man's voice said, "you've been chosen to help save the world once again! You have a mission to complete!"
"What mission?" Sora asked, "we don't have the power! Our crests were destroyed a long time ago! We can't possibly fight the threats to the digital world again!"
"Yes you can!" the voice said.
"Gennai!" Matt called, "is that you!"
"Indeed it is!" Gennai responded, "I'm very ashamed at you kids for the choices that you have made but don't worry! You can redeem yourselves."
"Why aren't you showing your face Gennai?" Sora asked.
"I'm under imprisonment and I don't have the power to see you! Nor can you see me! All I can do is feel your presence!" Gennai said.
"Why don't you ask the other digi destined to help you?" Sora asked, "why us?"
"Because you are the ones that hold the crests!" Gennai said, "here are your crests!"
When, Matt and Sora looked down at their hands their crests were back in their hands.
"Your job is to find the other ones that have the power of the crests!" Gennai said as his voice started fading, "do this or else the digital world will be destroyed!"
"Gennai!" Matt shouted, "it's really hard to hear you!"
"My time is up!" Gennai's fading voice said, "good luck on your quest!"
"Gennai!" Sora shouted as she clenched her fists, "so that bastard expects us to find the other chosen ones with the crests? What kind of bull shit is that? That fuckin bastard expects us to help him? I've got better thing to do."
With that Sora dropped her crest to the ground, went to the TV that was behind her and muttered, "Open!"
The screen glowed white as she looked back and said, "You comin Matt?"
"Yeah!" Matt said as he picked up Sora's crest and hurried back to the TV.
When they go back Matt walked out of the room as Sora locked it again. Pissed off she threw her digi vice in the trash. She then took the bag of joints. By the next hour Sora smoke almost an ounce of weed so that she wouldn't have to think about what was going on. She was so high that she couldn't even see straight. Mimi and Cari had to knock down the door to get into the room. All they found was a very high Sora.
"What just happened here?" Mimi asked frightened.
"I don't know but I want some!" Cari giggled as she walked over to Sora.
"Want a drag?" Sora laughed.
"Hell yeah I do!" Cari said.
"What about you Mimi?" Sora asked.
Smiling Mimi walked over and took a joint out of the bag. That night all three girls got drunk and high as hell only to find out that in the morning something would be there that Sora didn't expect.