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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN YU-GI-OH OR TOCHI RIKAI. TOCHI RIKAI BELONGS TO SHANTINA AND TOCHI ENTERPRIZES, AND YU-GI-OH BELONGS TO KAZUKI TAKAHASHI-SENSEI!

Stupid in Love

Chapter 11

Dangerously In Love

Shadi stood by the pizza booth, sipping a chocolate shake. Ah, the chocolaty wonder. Ah, the chocolaty. Ah… shake.

Just then, about a dozen little girls ran up to him… and one little boy named Timothina.

"Hi!" said Timothina. He grinned, revealing his painfully crooked buckteeth. "We were wondering…"

"Yes?"

"Are you Santa Claus?"

Shadi fell over. "Ow… Um, no. Why?"

"Because you could hide things in your hat," Timothina said.

"Oh."

"Do you hide things in your hat?" one girl asked. Shadi grinned.

"Yup!" he said.

"Jelly beans?"

"Nope."

"Rabbits?"

Shadi smiled and took off his turban. The light reflected off of his bald head and blinded Tea, who was working at a nearby booth. He reached in with long, slender fingers, fingers that are good for grabbing things with, like doorknobs and poster board, and pulled out a rabbit… and a man.

"No, Funny Bunny!" Pegasus clutched onto the little rabbit's foot for dear life. "Please don't leave me! I'm such a lonely and insecure bish!"

With a sickening ri-i-ip, the rabbit's entire foot came off, leaving only a stub with a bone sticking out, and lots of blood. Pegasus screamed and fell back into the everlasting abyss of the turban.

Just then, a girl strode in and grabbed it…

Bakura strolled into the food court, wondering why he hadn't sent all those annoying people to the Shadow Realm. Shadi was definitely on his list of "to-go-to"s.

'Kura looked around, spotting no turban-headed freak but instead a bald freak.

"Give me back my turban!" Shadi was shouting.

"NEVER!" Tochi Rikai, age 15, cackled. "I'm going to need it to take over KaibaCorp!" And she ran out into the parking lot, with Shadi chasing after her. Too bad Shadi didn't see her knives…

"0.o He… he actually has hair! Fuzz, but… HAIR! 0,0 OH MY RA!"

"Yes?" said a girl. Bakura stared at her.

"o.o; Who are you?"

"Omira!" she chirped happily. "Will you play house with me? You can be my wife!"

"0-----------------0 Uh… no!" Bakura spun around and, coincidentally, smashed right into Ryou.

"Oh! Bakura!" Ryou said jollily. (Which, by the way, is a real word. :)) "I wanted to speak to you."

"O-----------O Me?"

"You."

"What about us?" Mi and Yu stood with their arms crossed, staring at the two boys.

"O-O What is it with creepy little girls and glaring at me?" Bakura commented.

"We look up to you!" Mi chirped. Ryou blanched.

"Scary thought…"

Bakura blinked. "Why do you say that?"

Ryou dragged Bakura away. Bakura looked deeply into his hikari's chocolate orbs.

"Bakura," Ryou said seriously, "I was never really going to commit seppuku. I would never do that. I…" Ryou wanted to add, 'I love you too much,' but he knew that this was the scene where Bakura was supposed to do something romantic and so he kept his trap shut.

"You weren't?!" Bakura yelled. "Why the /censored/ did you tell me that you were then?" Bakura placed his hands firmly on his hips, glaring at Ryou with the intensity of a hawk. Ryou also glared back. He couldn't quite throw off the menacing look, however, and he ending up appearing quite adorable, kind of like a pouting cherub with PMS who's been teased at a party.

"I was just joking, Bakura!" Ryou laughed. "Don't you have a sense of humor?"

The disgruntled grave robber growled. "Oh I have a sense of humor all right." Bakura chucked something at him. Ryou looked startled.

"Eh…? What's this?" Ryou disentangled the unidentified previously-flying object from his hair and discerned that it was a CD player.

"I got you this," Bakura threw the CD down at him. "I also got you a CD player."

"But I already have a CD player," Ryou informed him.

"Well I got you another one," Bakura covered up, "so you can listen to it now."

"Now?"

"Now."

"Oh. Okay."

Twenty minutes of trying to open the CD case later, Bakura sent it to the Shadow Realm. Ryou daintily picked up the CD between his thumb and forefinger. He pressed a button on the CD player, and the portion where you inserted the CD slid out. Ryou put in his new CD, pushed the protruding portion back into the CD player in a way that we suggest you do not push yours, and pressed play. He then listened to song one, while Bakura stood by, fidgeting nervously.

Lyrics to Song 1, "Dangerously in Love":

I love you

Baby I love you
You are my life
My happiest moments weren't complete
If you weren't by my side
You're my relation
In connection to the sun
With you next to me
There's no darkness I can't overcome
You are my raindrop
I am the sea
With you and God, who's my sunlight
I bloom and grow so beautifully
Baby, I'm so proud
So proud to be your girl
You make the confusion
Go all away
From this cold and messed up world

I am in love with you
You set me free
I can't do this thing
Called life without you here with me
Cause I'm Dangerously In Love with you
I'll never leave
Just keep lovin' me
The way I love you loving me

And I know you love me
Love me for who I am
Cause years before I became who I am
Baby you were my man
I know it ain't easy
Easy loving me
I appreciate the love and dedication
From you to me
Later on in my destiny
I see myself having your child
I see myself being your wife
And I see my whole future in your eyes
Thought of all my love for you
sometimes make me wanna cry
Realize all my blessings
I'm grateful
To have you by my side

Every time I see your face
My heart smiles
Every time it feels so good
It hurts sometimes
Created in this world
To love and to hold
To feel
To breathe
To love you

Dangerously in love
Can't do this thing
I love you , I love you, I love you
I'll never leave
Just keep on loving me
I'm in love with you
I can not do
I cannot do anything without you in my life
Holding me, kissing me, loving me
Dangerously
I love you
Dangerously in love

Bakura blushed as the song ended. "I didn't know it was that mushy," he murmured, but Ryou had already mega-glomped him to the floor.

"O.O Mommy why are those two men doing that?" asked a little four-year-old girl named Suzie.

"O.O No special reason, dear. Just suck on your lollipop -- I mean, do something uh... constructive!"

":D Okee!" Suzie went on to be the world's sweetest green waffle impersonator and won three awards.

OWARI! The end. Like it? Yes? No? REVIEW! I know it wasn't as funny, but I was anxious to finish it… I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED IT! (laughs at self because she actually finished a story) See ya later! Please reviiiiiiiiiiiew…