Destiny: Now why would you believe Yuugi and think I would just end it like that? Damn kid can't even throw a knife properly.

Yuugi: Hey, the American dubbers made me do that. And quite frankly, you're not much better.

Destiny: Did you just compare me to the American dubbers?

Yuugi: Eep.

Destiny: banishes him to the realm of "It's Gonna Be Love" as punishment Now, I've kidnapped Eric Idle to narrate the epilogue for us, so sit back, relax, and continuing reading.

THE EPILOGUE

"Now that Seto Kaiba had finally obtained the woman of his dreams, he took her back to his house to enjoy some recently got together activities." Seto, walking back to his driveway, winked at the hidden camera. "Unbeknownst to them, Mokuba is impatiently awaiting his brother's return."

"Mokuba, get out of the bushes."

Mokuba grudgingly obliged, kicking a rock as he stepped in front of them. "Damn narrator. Why do we need one anyway?

"To make our lives a living hell," Seto told him. "Now hurry up and tell me what you want before he does."

"Where the hell were you? Malik had me kidnapped for about a week; he kept sending you threatening letters, but you never came to rescue me." Well, he was fine now. Seto had more important things on his mind than his younger brother. "I had to be rescued by Amelda." Seto shuddered, the poor boy. Mokuba seemed highly disturbed by recollecting the experience. Dusty came up behind Mokuba and jumped on his shoulder. "And why do we have a cat?"

Seto shrugged. "I thought she was cute."

"With Mokuba safely back at the Kaiba estate, Malik was left with nothing to do but pine over Bakura who still seemed oblivious to the Egyptian's affections. Anzu, heartbroken and shattered, moved to Ghana and was never heard from again. As for Yuugi and Jounouchi…"

A cat lounged on a tree branch outside of Yuugi's house, more specifically very close to his bedroom window, twitching its tail. The cat's ears flicked backwards, and the cat leapt from the tree and ran off into the distance.

"Perhaps we should not venture there. As for Seto and Isis…"

Seto and Isis were lounging by the pool on his beach chairs in the warmth of the sun; Seto in his black speedo and Isis in her blue string bikini.

"They were all ready to settle into a happy lifestyle of marriage…"

Seto opened his eyes.

"…and children…"

Seto sat up quite suddenly. "Back the familial train up. Who ever said anything about children?"

"It's a little late for that," Isis said with a smug smile. He suddenly felt very faint; he felt far too young to be a father, and not only that….

"Ha. That's what you get for trusting your own brand-name condom!"

Stupid mutt, where the hell did he come from? "Idiot, do you even know what a condom is?" he yelled in the general direction of the voice. Oh… dear… lord…. They were in his pool. "What the hell are you two doing in my pool?"

"Well," Jounouchi began, keeping one arm around Yuugi's shoulders and placing the other behind his head, "we were in your bedroom, but then your maid walked in on us and boy, was that awkward."

Now he just felt extremely ill and pissed off. Isis put a restraining hand on his arm; damn, he had just been about to go for the gun he kept under his chair for situations like this. "I want everything in the room burned."

"And so, with thoughts of marriage, children, and a restraining order against Yuugi and Jounouchi in their heads, Seto and Isis envisioned a future life of happily ever after."

Eric Idle dissipates into the night sky.

Plot, I don't see a plot. Then again, I didn't see much of a comprehensible plot through out the entire story so….. And it really didn't resolve much, did it? This could really go on forever when you think about it. Oh, well, you folks are just going to have to settle for this.

Damn, you found out my evil plot that this epilogue was just a shameless plug for Kaiba Corp condoms.

Or to make this an even 10 chapters long....