A/N: This is supposed to be totally random and insane, so don't be mean because it's crazy. Furthermore, I shall refer to my self as me or I in the story, because I feel like it, so there.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters I use except my self, Avalon. The idea isn't even my own.
Anime Survivor episode1 Welcome to the island
There is a menacing announcer voice and an Anime Survivor emblem (looks just like the survivor one, but says anime). "Welcome to the first episode of Anime Survivor, where we throw a bunch of anime characters onto an island, make them do outrageously funny stuff, and see if they can survive on bamboo." Then you can see the cast all standing around on the island.
"Why am I here? I'm not an anime character. It's not fair" pouted Sarah (from Labyrinth).
"Even though I though I taught you that lesson, I agree" Jareth (also from Labyrinth).
"Because I want you here, alright! Now shut up while freaky announcer dude introduces you all" I yelled.
"I resent that" announcer dude grumbled.
"I heard that" I screamed.
"Now, let's introduce the castaways" announcer dude began. "From Azu Manga Dioh, Osaka, Tomo, and Sakaki. From Sailor Moon, Usagi, Rei, Mamoru, and Rini. (If anyone knows Rini's Japanese name, please tell me.) From Immortal Rain, Rain, and Machika. From Ranma One Half, Ranma, Akane, and Shampoo. From Chobits, Chi and Hidaki. From Labyrinth, Sarah and Jareth, the Goblin King. "
"Ok, now I'm going to tell you what tribe you are in. In the Space Case tribe we have Osaka, Tomo, Sakaki, Chi, Hidaki, Usagi, Rei, and Mamoru" I said.
"Hey are you calling me a space case" Rei shouted.
"No, I'm calling Usagi, Osaka, Tomo, Chi, and Hidaki space cases. Oh, and you too" I laughed as Rei fumed. "Everyone else is in the Mizuiro tribe."
"We're in the light blue tribe" asked the unfortunate Ranma.
"Yes" I hit Ranma on the head with a giant boomerang. "Are there any more questions" I asked with an evil glint in my eye.
"Why do you have my boomerang" asked a not so amused Sango (from Inu-Yasha).
"That's none of your business, now you're supposed to be back stage, and take your boomerang" I gave Sango her boomerang and she ran off into the horizon.
"Oh no, I'm being separated from Usagi, Rei, and Mamoru" Rini cried.
"Oh well, deal! Now the rules are: no magic, no super powers, and no super human robot powers. Now go to your camps and set up" I said.
"Tune in next time for episode two of Anime Survivor and the first challenge" announcer dude conclude the episode.
A/N: I hope this gets a little better next time. Review and I'll give you donuts!
Avalon