A/N: Thank you so much for reviewing E-girl, and X to the Zoltan. Your donuts should arrive at the nearest dunkin' donuts. You've both helped me bunches, I've switched this story to that other category, and from now on Rini is ChibiUsa, I'll go back and change it later. Thanks again!

Disclaimer: I own nothing, not even my own brain, that belongs to the voices in my head.

"Welcome to episode two of Anime Survivor" said a female announcer. The other announcer quit.

With the Mizuiro tribe

Jareth looked around the little camp site. "This island is no match for me" he laughed.

"That's what you said about me. I can't believe I'm stuck her with you and a bunch of cartoons" Sarah pouted.

ChibiUsa sat under a giant leaf of some exotic plant crying. "I've been separated from every one. I'm all alone with no one to talk to" she wailed.

"Oh shut up brat. I have four women who think they're my fiancé, and two of them are on this island" Ranma cowered under another leaf near by ChibiUsa.

Shampoo ran over and drug Ranma out from under the leaf. She drug his face trough the dirt all the way to where Akane was chopping wood with her bare hands.

Akane turned around and slapped Ranma just as he stood up. "Stop hiding and get to work!"

"Any clever ideas to get off this island" Machika asked Rain.

Rain was lying in a sunny patch of sand. "I don't know if I want to leave to very soon" he said calmly.

"What? We are getting off this island and you are going to figure out how" Machika hit Rain on the head.

"Does no one care about me" ChibiUsa's cry rang out though the camp.

"NO" everyone else in the camp yelled at her.

"Is it just me or are Akane, Ranma, and Shampoo the only ones actually working on setting up camp while the rest of us sit around doing nothing" Sarah asked.

With the Space Case tribe

"I wonder if dolphins can play card games" Osaka said. "Wouldn't that be funny to watch?"

"You know, it would" Tomo said.

"Chi" Chi nodded her head.

"Who are you" Tomo said.

"I'm Chi" Chi said.

"What's with your ears" Usagi asked as she pulled on Chi's ears.

"She's a perscom" Hidaki explained.

"What" Rei asked?

"A robot" said Hidaki.

"Oh. Does she get cable" Tomo tugged on Chi's ear just for fun.

"Stop" Chi protested.

"Not out here she won't" Hidaki said.

"Here kitty, kitty" called Sakaki.

"What are you doing" Mamoru asked.

"I think I saw a cat out there. I really like cats" Sakaki put out her hand. A small cat ran out of the jungle and bit Sakaki's hand. "Ow!"

"Are you going to be ok" Mamoru asked quickly.

"Oh yeah, happens all the time" Sakaki's eyes were filled with tears.

Suddenly a rock fell out of the sky and hit Tomo in the head. Tomo passed out instantly.

"Hey look, there is a note attached to it" Rei said, picking up the rock. "It's in English, I can't read English" she started to cry.

I appeared out of nowhere. "In this story you all read and speak English." I then vanished.

"Sounds good to me" Said Hidaki. He snatched the note and read it aloud. "Immunity challenge at place where you first gathered."

"Ok, let's go win this thing" Rei raced off.

"What about Tomo" Osaka said.

Immunity Challenge

"Ok, this first challenge is something even the Space Case tribe can't screw up" I said.

"Hey!"

"Oh, shut up. Now the object of this game is to run to the other side of the beach with a closed bottle of milk, then open it and pour it into the bowl. Ok pick your fastest runner" I said.

"I elect Sakaki to run" Tomo called.

"I elect shorty, she has to be able to run" Ranma pushed ChibiUsa forward.

"Well then, on your marks, get set, and go" I yelled.

ChibiUsa and Sakaki were even until they got to the bowls. Sakaki gracefully opened the bottle and poured out the milk, but ChibiUsa couldn't open the bottle.

"In an amazing feat, the Space Case tribe wins and the Mizuiro tribe must be the first to go to tribal council" I said.

Tribal Council

"Alright, everyone has voted, let's tally it up. One for ChibiUsa, two for ChibiUsa, three, four, five, six, seven for ChibiUsa and one for Ranma" I said. "Bring your torch up here so I can snuff it in your face. The tribe has spoken" I laughed as I snuffed the torch.

ChibiUsa cried as the rest of the tribe left for camp.

"Tune in next time for episode three" said announcer girl. "Oh, and my name isn't announcer girl, it's Calli."

A/N: So, what do you think? Should I give it up, or should I continue? If you think of anything funny that you want to see in this story, please tell me so I can consider it. I will credit you. Bye for now!

Avalon