(A/N) Sorry about the wait, but things got a little hectic in my life. I hadn't even realized I had a life outside the internet until it went crazy.

Disclaimer: If you think I own any of this, you should probably check back into the mental institution. I wouldn't mind owning Jareth and the labyrinth though.

Episode 3

"Welcome to the Calli show, with your witty host, Calli" Calli said.

"Ahem" I stared at Calli menacingly.

"Oh, right. I mean, welcome to episode three of Anime Survivor" Calli said.

"That's better."

Space Case Tribe

"Yeah, we won" Tomo cheered.

"Who can't open a bottle of milk" Hidaki laughed.

"I CAN'T" Usagi yelled and everyone turned to stare blankly at her. "What?"

"I can break these chopsticks perfectly" Osaka did just so as she spoke. "It's for good luck."

"Who said that" Rei asked.

"I did" Osaka said proudly and Rei fell over.

"Maybe now we'll win the next challengy thingy" Tomo mused.

"We will if it's as easy as the last one" Mamoru said.

I popped out of nowhere and said, "It'll be tons harder."

"How do you do that" Hidaki asked with wide eyes.

"I'm in charge. I can do anything I want. Like hit you over the head with a coconut" I smiled and did just that before disappearing.

"Hidaki, ok" Chi asked. Hidaki did not reply.

"He's out cold" Mamoru said.

"Aww, poor strange boy with the strange robot" Tomo crooned.

The bushes rustled and Usagi jumped up. "Ah, it's the negaverse again!"

"Relax, it's just a cat" Sakaki said.

"How would the negaverse be back? And how would they have gotten on this island? I mean, am I the only one who noticed the high security on this island" Rei asked.

"No, you're not the only one who's tried to escape" Hidaki had woken up, but a coconut fell out of the sky and knocked him out again.

"Hey look! It split open and has a message on it. Challenge at noon tomorrow" Rei read.

Tomo cam

Tomo sat on a fallen tree trunk. "I don't like this Hidaki character. I think he's a fing useless shit bag. He's always sleeping. And I don't trust Sakaki, she's too calm and her boobs are too big." She yelled.

"Uh, I think you said that loud enough for the camp to hear" I said from behind the camera.

"Damn."

Hidaki cam

Hidaki sat on the same tree trunk as Tomo had. "Yeah well, I don't like that Tomo girl either. She's not smart, I mean she has no common sense at all" he said bitterly.

"Chi" Chi called out as she ran over to Hidaki.

"Hey Chi" Hidaki said happily.

"Hey, this is supposed to be Hidaki cam, not Hidaki and Chi cam. Get out" I said as I dragged Chi away. Hidaki had sweat droops on his forehead.

Mizuiro Tribe

"She couldn't open a bottle of milk" Sarah laughed. "It's a good thing we all voted her off before she could burn down the entire island or something."

"I thought it was bad to be beat by a mortal, but by a milk bottle" Jareth smirked.

"I don't think getting rid of her was worth the defeat though" Ranma mumbled.

"Oh stop whining" Akanee poured cold water on Ranma.

"Ack" Ranma squealed as he turned into a girl. Everyone in the camp laughed. "That isn't fair!"

"What not fair" Shampoo was behind Ranma. Ranma promptly gave Shampoo a taste of Akanee's medicine. "MEOW!"

"Aw, she's a cute little kitty" Machika said.

"So what do you turn into" Sarah asked Akanee.

"I don't turn into anything. Thank goodness, but just about everybody else I know does" Akanee said. A small black pig ran up to her.

I appear, grabbing the pig. "Alright! Who let the pig out of the cage" I yelled.

"P-Chan" Akanee squealed.

"You didn't see this" I snap and disappear, but my voice can still be heard yelling at the stage crew. "You dolts, who did that? Do you live to make my life complicated? Can you people keep your selves under control for one episode" I screamed.

"Scary" Rain does on of those sweat drop thingys.

"Hey look, she left a note about the next challenge" Sarah waved a piece of paper in the air.

Challenge

"Ok, this is a reward challenge" I said. "In this challenge each team member must shoot an arrow at those two targets that are exactly one hundred and fifty paces from the front of the blue and white mats. Your team may choose either a crossbow or a regular bow. The first team to make three bulls eyes wins. Take a few seconds to decide which bow to use and the order you will shoot in."

As the teams deliberate, the camera slowly moves to angle directly at Sango's butt. Sango turns around and slams Miroku with her boomerang. "Who left Miroku in control of the camera" she yells.

"Um, I did" Shippo said meekly.

"Stop it! We aren't supposed to see you, you're the stage crew" I yelled. The entire cast of Inu-Yasha froze in the middle of their work to look at me in terror. "Good, now let's hear it. Mizuiro, which bow does you want?"

"We're going with the normal bow" Machika said.

"And Space Case, what's your choice" I asked.

"We want the crossbow" Tomo proclaimed excitedly.

"Um, ok if that's what you really want" I said. "Now, line up in order behind the mat and first player step forward. Ok, we have Jareth shooting for Mizuiro, and Sakaki for Space case. Archers, fire."

Sakaki's arrow hits dead center and Jareth's arrow misses the target completely by a foot.

"What was that Jareth" Sarah teased.

"I told you people, I'm more skilled with a crossbow. Let's see you hit it" Jareth said.

"I will" Sarah said confidently.

"We have Sarah for Mizuiro and Usagi for Space Case. Everyone take cover. Archers, fire."

Sarah's arrow hits dead center and she laughs at Jareth's defeated look.

Usagi's arrow goes flying of toward Inu-Yasha's head. He ducks and just barley evades the speeding arrow that hits a tree behind him and quivers, stuck there.

"Nice shot Usagi. I knew it was a bad idea to give you a crossbow" Rei said, taking the crossbow away from Usagi.

"We have Rain for Mizuiro and Rei for Space Case. Archers, fire."

Rei's arrow splits Sakaki's arrow. Rain's arrow hits the edge of the target.

"Give me that" Machika snatched the bow away from Rain.

"We have Machika for Mizuiro and Tomo for Space Case. Archers, fire."

Tomo hits the edge of the target and Machika hits the center.

"That's how it's done" Tomo said.

"But you missed" Hidaki said.

"No I didn't. I hit the target" Tomo smiled.

"We have Akanee for Mizuiro and Osaka for Space Case. Archers, fire."

Akanee's arrow hits the red spot in the middle, but Osaka's hits a tree off to the left.

"The reward goes to the Mizuiro tribe" I proclaim.

"What exactly is the reward anyway" Sarah asked.

"I didn't tell you" I cocked my head.

"No" Sarah says and everyone just looks at me.

"Oh, sorry. Well it's two four person tents. Now go back to your camps, this episode is over." I blush but quickly take control again.

"Tune in next time for episode four of, dramatic pause, Anime Survivor" Calli said.

"You're not supposed to read what's in the parentheses" I snap.

"Well sooorrrryy!"

(A/N): Sorry again, I'll try to work much quicker. I do have to say though this one thing.

You know you're a Labyrinth freak when you're sitting in science class doing something on the volume of spheres, and you're wondering about the volume of one of Jareth's crystals.

That's what I was doing today in science class. Maybe I'm just a little obsessed, am I obsessed? Huh, huh, tell me? Don't forget to tell me what you think of the story too.

Tootles for now,

Avalon