Disclaimer: I don´t own Love Hina......
As early summer kicks in the days in Hinata-Sou grows longer as they do this time a year.
What also kicks in is Suus foot connecting to Keitaros head as he speaks in the phone.
"HIYAS! KEITARO!"
DISH!
Taking the hit dead to the head Keitaro knocks his head on the wall and starts bleeding furiously.
"Oh,hi Suu" He salutes back with a bandaid on his forehead.
From the sound a female voice can be heard. "What was that Keitaro?Keitaro?"
"Oh,okaa-san,that was just my friend Suu saying hello."He replies as if getting a concussion as a greeting is perfectly normal."I gotta go now,but thanks for the talk,oh....shall I say hi to Brendi for you?"
"N-no,Keitaro.....please don´t....I do not think he needs to be reminded of your father....but....is he alright?"
On his back a hungry Suu wriggles "I want food,I want food,can ya gimme food?"
"Yes,Suu-chan,I just gotta answer Okaa-san first.Yes,he is alright,he had a small accident the other day,but he is ok now."
"Thank you....I am glad to hear he is fine.Sayonara."
"Sayonara."
Hanging up the phone Keitaro walks off towards the kitchen with Suu hanging unto him screaming for bananas.
Upstairs in room 201 sits Motoko and Brendi,Motoko wearing her blue study suit and Brendi his shorts and a t-shirt.None of them dealing very well with the situation,they haven´t spoken to each other since they started.
As he has been struggling with the same math problem for the last hour,Brendi decides that he has to finally say something.She is supposed to be tutoring me,right?Then I guess I will have to ask her for help at some point.Even if that means we might end up talking abou......´
Having been watching Brendi for the last half-hour,Motoko finally reaches a decision to speak.I cannot keep sitting here,doing nothing to help him.I am his tutor after all,I should tutor him not study for my own gain.´
"Are you just gonna sit there and stare at the same question and try to get into Tokyo U that way,or do you want to ask for help now?"
"Uhmm,heh well I have been struggling with this problem for some time.So if it wouldn´t be to much bother,could you give me a few pointers?"
Doh,now she is gonna think I am stupid again.I am supposed to have 190 IQ and I can´t do a stupid math question?´
"I am your tutor after all,that is what I am supposed to do."With those words she rises and walks over to Brendi´s side of the table,and seats herself beside him.Her Shoulder brushing his.
Still feeling akward around girls,the wonderful beings that they are,Brendi starts imagining things.Not quite voluntarily,mind.
"Now,you gotta take this....."
Oh,boy,did she just come near me?Is this some kind of flirtation?´Even as he thinks that Brendi suddenly notices how big her breasts are,and how close they are.
"And then you have to divide......
Starting to feel hot,Brendi gets a familiar feeling in his crotch.Oh,NO!Not now,not when I am wearing these shorts!Think about drains stuck with old hair,drains,drains,hot-spring drains,hot-spring,Motoko in hot-spring wearing nothing but a towel,Motoko in hot-spring taking off her towel showing her beautifully,rounded breasts and.......´
Finally through with showing,Motoko sits back on her knees"There,do you get it know?"
"Yes,yes,yes....I think I do.....excuse me,I have to go to the bathroom!!!"
"Oh,I´ll get you your chair."
"No,please don´t I....I...I need to do it myself....you know...I might have to get used to do it myself....but could you please leave me alone as I get it done?It may be abit.......embarrasing."
All the time it takes Brendi to say this he is holding his nose.And leaning over the table,seemingly looking at the notes Motoko did.
With a frown on her head she says.".......ok,I have to talk to Kitsune about something anyhow......lets give it a rest untill tomorrow,ok?But you still have to train your legs after dinner."with those words she leaves the room.
Thank god she finally left,20 more seconds and she would´ve noticed for sure.´
And now how to get up into that cursed wheelchair?´
Dragging the wheel chair over,Brendi struggles for several minutes before he finally gets seated properly.
Driving down the hallway he tries to summon up some of those wonderful pictures in his head,as he reaches the bathdoor he is well prepared.
What is wrong with Urashima?I haven´t seen anyone behave that weird since....´The thought hits her like a jackhammer,stopping her dead in her tracks.S-since Keitaro came here.......No, I am just being paranoid.....maybe I should ask Kitsune about this when I see her......yes,she would know more.´
Reaching Kitsunes room,Motoko knocks on her door.
"Kitsune-san,are you there?"
"Yeah,come on in girl!"
Pushing the door aside,Motoko enters the room and notices that....for once.....the room doesn´t STINK of sake...it simply stinks of it instead.
After a little discussion on Kitsunes drinking habits and the rent she owes,Motoko ask her about Brendis behaviour.
As Motoko is through a gleam goes off in Kitsunes eyes.
This might get me my rent ´
"Oh,I wouldn´t read too much into it Motoko,that is just how boys behave sometimes,ya know?He will be perfectely normal again at dinner,and that reminds me.Shinobu said it was your turn to set the table today."
Remembering her chores and having gotten her answers Motoko leaves.But not entirely satisfied."Thank you for your words Mitsune-san."
"No problem,but next time it won´t be a freebie, mind you"
As Motoko shuts the door Kitsune leaps up and over her futon to her drawers.
Now where did that friggin camera go?Found it!Now off we go´
A moment later a very sneaky,Kitsune gets out off her room and sneaks off down the hallway.
The toilet:
After seating himself,Brendi got to work.And with the help of those fantasies he is about to reach a climax.Oh,yes.....yes.....´
At this moment the doors flings up!
Now standing where the door was is a Kitsune with a camera going."CHEEZE!"
Before Brendi gets to react multiple blitzes go off and blinds him.
A few seconds later he get to see Kitsune run down the hallway laughing.
Oh,shit!´
åØAs night settles most of the inhabitants of Hinata-Osen gathers for dinner in their homes,and no exeption to this are the residents of the Hinata-Sou.Having their meals prepared by Maehara Shinobu makes each meal something to look forward to.This time however one very distressed Brendi is sitting at the table.
Damn,damn,damn.....how could I let that happen?I thought I locked the door.What is Kitsune up to anyhow?And how did she know?´
As the meal goes on the girls can´t help but notice Brendis distress,especially because of the looks he keeps sending Kitsune.Kitsune take all the glances with a grin and a very sly look on her face.
Growing tired at the tense mood around the table Naru finally speaks up."Ok,now what has been going on?It is clear that something has occured between the two of you,Kitsune?...Brendi-san?"
Smoldering like an ember Brendi tries to brush it off."Oh,ahahahaha"he laughs while he scratches the back of his head."It is nothing Narusegawa-sempai."
Not letting Brendi of the hook yet Kitsune replies."Oh,it is something alright,earlier I caught Brendi in an act often practised by boys his age."
Now the rest of the gang got interested,Keitaro actually gets the point, but he just keeps his mouth shut.Blessedly thankful that Kitsune never caught him in that act.
A curious Shinobu-chan."And what act might that be Kitsune-san?"
"Well,lets just say that he was pulling a certain limb of his."
"Pulling....a certain limb?"Suddenly Shinobu realises what Kitsune has been talking about."B-brendi-san??I-i-is this true??Did y-you?"
Motoko being taken abit by shock from what Kitsune told the ones gathered at the table gets her act together and adds one and one together."Y-you had to go to the b-bathroom?Is that what you cancelled our study-session to do!?"Now a very angry Motoko is reaching for her Katana.
Brendi,now quite ashamed and embarassed, tries to manage an explanation.
"Uhmm,well,yes Shinobu-chan I did....and I am not proud of it,but it is something guys have to do once in a while....y-you know....to relieve pressure....and Motoko....I am sorry but I guess you kind of triggered it...."
Shinobu now blushing furiously tries to act normal,however she ends up failing tremendously and fumbles with her chop-sticks.
Naru just seems to be disgusted by the whole thing,then thinks of something and turns to Keitaro to ask if he ever had to "relieve" some pressure.
Suu looks genuinely interested,probably thinking about hydraulic pressure and how she can use it for mechas.
Kitsune grins madly and is enjoying the situation greatly.
Motoko however after what seems to be too long gathers herself and acts as expected...."ZANGAN-KEN!" and then thanks for her meal and leaves.Mad on the outside,but thoughts storming on the inside.
After flying into the wall and getting a headwound Brendi crawls up into his chair and starts making amends.
"Now,kitsune.....you had your fun right?......I....of course this is embarrasing for me,Naru-sempai,Shinobu-san,but this is a thing that you might catch me do.I apologise for having put you through this,even if I think that Kitsune could´ve been abit more discreet about her catching me."
Kitsune now actually looks embarassed,feeling that she perhaps shouldn´t have done what she did."Heh,maybe I shouldn´t have gone so far.....ok,to make up I will burn you-know-what."
"Thank you.....I would prefer that."
"Now Brendi-san...if you´re going those.....things.....do it in private cause we don´t want to know about it,ok?"Says a now annoyed Naru."Now,I have lost my appetite from all this talk,thank you for the meal Shinobu-chan.C´mere Keitaro....I want to ask you something,in private....."
As the two Toudai-seis leave Brendi gets some dishes and head for the kitchen.
"Do you mind if I help you with the dishes today Shinobu-san?It is one of the few things I can do whilst in this chair,and I feel like I need to do something useful with myself."
"Hai?Y-yes,I would like that .....Urashima-san."
Noticing the change from first to last name Brendi flinches.Great!Now she is insecure about me again.But can I blame her?She is so sweet and innocent she would never consider such things....Well,it will hopefully straighten out,now I can do what I can.......Motoko however,may be a different thing.Oh,why can´t I control that damn thing?´
Up on the annex Motoko is training.She was supposed to help Urashima get on his legs,but right now that isn´t what is on her mind.
I-i....triggered it?Does that mean......does that mean....that he is attracted to me?That he likes me?No,how can anyone like me for me.....I guess I was just the boobs in his closest vicinity......I am not an attractive girl.....I am a Kendo-woman....there is nothing attractive about me,and that is the way it is supposed to be.......but.....if I did ......trigger.... him....then...maybe I am attractive?.....Maybe I should just ask him?....no......he might say something I even ever consider someone else than Keitaro?.....´