Jess: WE DON'T OWN THESE CHARACTERS!!

Nikkia: but…but I want them…

Jess: they belong to cowlip and Showtime, you can't have them

Nikkia: but I want them REALLY bad!!!

Jess: I don't care….. Yes well anyway you know the rules, these characters arent our but the plot/humor do belong to us

Nikkia: so don't be lame and retarded and try to steal them, because we WILL hunt u down and castrate you…

Jess: have a nice day… :D

Heyy! Jess83 here and my friend Nikkia…we were really bored so we decided to write a really crazy fic…don't mind us…were really cracked out rite now... And this whole story is the drugs talking…but enjoy n e wayz!!

MUAH! (hugs and kisses from us)

At the loft

Brian walks in with Chinese takeout from down the street. Just as he unlocks the

door he is welcomed with the site of Justin in superman tighty whiteys dancing to

Moby. Brian stops, cocks his head, turns around and checks to make sure this is

really his apartment before continuing inside.

"what the fu…" Brian says as he watches this display of manliness before him.

"SH!!! No cursing in front of Gus!!!" Justin says as he walks over to the playpen that

was hidden from Brian's view.

"what the fu…" Brian attempts to say as a teddy bear was thrown at his head making

him drop the moo shu he was holding.

"Why are you dancing in front of my son wearing only superman tighty

whiteys?" Brian says desperately try to make sense of this situation. "and why is my

son even here?"

"Oh, Lindsey and Melanie dropped him off before going to have alone time" Justin

says suggestively.

"Oh, and to think that was just what I was planning to have with you."

"Well that's going to have to wait" Justin says.

Brian rolls his eyes and enters the kitchen to save what's left of the moo shu. "Okay

so why, I repeat are u only wearing superman tighty whiteys and why have I never

seen them before? They're kinda hot"

Justin places his hands over Gus's ears and frowns. "I got bored so I was showing

Gus here how to dance and how to appreciate the music genius that is Moby."

Brian frowns and says, "Your turning my son into a pansy"

"Excuse me?" Justin says with a mock hurt expression on his face. "You never

complained about it before."

"Yeah I know I just don't want my son traumatized for life."

"Daddy!!" Gus says finally speaking as if he too was shocked to have Justin dancing

naked in front of him.

"Hey sonny boy," Brian says as he takes him from Justin, "Are you okay? Did he

scare you?" Brian says as he takes his son with him into the kitchen and attempts to

feed him chicken lo mien. Gus gives him a look as if to say 'are you kidding me?'

"Yeah I'm kinda not in the mood to eat anymore either" Brian said as looked over to

Justin, "Do you think we can drop him off at Debbie's?"

"Sure let me just go put on some pants" Justin said

"Yeah that would be helpful when going into a public place" Brian said.

"I don't wear pants at Babylon and that's a public place" Justin said over his shoulder

as he walked towards the bedroom.

" yea… i know… I'm the one who usually takes them off…" Brian replied.

As soon as Justin was fully clothed again, they left to go to Debbie's.

When they got to the porche they realized that they had a problem.

" um…Brian, we don't have a car seat" said Justin.

" don't worry you can just hold him...its not a long ride." Brian replied.

They got to Deb's and hurriedly dropped Gus off, said their goodbyes and ran back to

the car.

The minute they returned to the loft, Justin was once again dancing in his

tighty whiteys. But this time he was dancing on Brian's lap.

"Thank god for Moby" Brian murmured as he felt himself get excited. Just then the

door bell rang. Justin paused what he was doing and attempted to get up but Brian's

iron grip on his hips made him kinda fall back down on his lap. "Um… the doorbell

rang" Justin said.

"Yeah, I know , and?" Brian said.

"um the doorbell was invented to let you know that someone on the other side of the

door needed you for some reason."

"They don't need us as much as I need you right now"

"That sweet" Justin said as the doorbell rang again, whoever was on the other side

had held their finger down on it so that there was this persistent

RINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! Sound that combined with Justin on his lap was slowly

driving Brian insane.

"DAMMIT!!!" Brian yelled. "I'll get the damn door" Brian said as he got up,

ungraciously dropping Justin flat on his ass on the floor. He shuffled to the door with

his pants around his ankles.

"Gee thanks" Justin said as Brian opened the door to none other than Jennifer and

Molly Taylor.

Brian blinked at them and attempted to slam the door in their face when Justin

came up from behind him, "oh, um…hi ……mom….and..um…molusk…"

Brian gave a slightly depressed wave, "Hey Jennifer, hows it hanging?"

"Apparently very well and…." she said as she glanced down "slightly to the left…" she

replied with a smirk.

Brian looked down slightly confused, "What? Oh your right, hmmm Justin can fix that

though"

Jennifer slammed her hands over Molly's ears her cheeks flaming.

"People seem to be covering ears a lot lately, I wonder, is it me?"

"Um, Brian, why don't go, um, get…decent" while I try to salvage my dignity Justin

added in his head.

"He looks decent to me." Molly said.

"MOLLY!!!" Justin and Jennifer said in unison.

Brian thanked Molly as he shuffled to the bedroom with his pants still around his

ankles.

"Um…mom….I, yeah…" Justin said as he racked his brain for something to say, "It's

not what it looks like?…."

"Yeah it is!" Brian yelled from the bedroom. "And Justin I told you to put the toys in

the drawer when you were done with them, and wash them off for Christ's sake!"

"Don't say the Lord's name in vain!" Molly yelled

"Don't ring the damn bell when I'm in the middle of fuck…."

"OKAY!!!" Justin yells, cutting Brian off mid sentence.

Jennifer gave Justin the death glare and practically pushed Molly down the hallway,

"I'll come back later." she said her words practically screaming with a butcher knife

to set you straight.

Well this has been interesting right? Who would've though Brian hung slightly to the left :D lol, Yeah well, we'll be posting regularly so look forward to more and remember review or DIE!!!!!

Lots of love,

Nikkia& Jess