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Always Expect the Unexpected
Chapter 3- Retarted Sugar Babies

" No Dom you don't put that in yet."

" Yes you do. Elaine said to put it in right after the cinnamon."

" Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry."

So, Kel and I had been trying to make this cider for about an hour and a half so far. This was our third try and we were hoping to finally make it to Elaine's satisfaction. Elaine said that once we had made it so it actually tastes somewhat like cider, that she would teach us how to make rolls that went along well with the cider.

" Finally, we did it right!" Kel said gleefully.

" Cooking is hard work, I'm glad I'm not a housewife."

Mrs. Cooper shot me an indescribable look, but I could tell she wasn't very happy, and I was in trouble.

" I mean, I would love to be a housewife if I was a woman… but I'm not and I love the manly things in life."

" So that's why your sitting here learning how to cook?" Kel said with a smirk on her face.

" Well this is an exception. "

" How is this an exception Dom?"

" I uh…. Well… you see…"

" Uh-huh that's what I thought."

" Kids, I need to run to a friends house; I'll be back in a couple hours. You both can stay here and finish up the rolls. Remember to follow the recipe!"

" I didn't know we were children." I mumbled to Kel.

" I heard that." Elaine shouted back to me as she went out the door.

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" Okay, Kel you get the sugar and I will get the flour."

" Alright."

Kel was beginning to look uncomfortable with it just being her and me here. She looked up at me for a moment, then began measuring the sugar.

" So, did you hear how the rest of the play went?" I asked.

" Yeah, Neal came by afterwards and started telling me how it was my fault that he had to sleep on the couch for the night. Apparently Yuki is pregnant and was getting a little moody. Once she told him, he was a new person and tried to apologize for making her annoyed. Then that's when he came to me saying how he couldn't be with his wife when he found out she was pregnant and, that's about it."

" Wow, are you serious? Yuki is pregnant, and Meathead is going to be a father. Wow." I said with a laugh.

" Yeah…" Kel trailed off.

" You okay Kel? You look a little troubled."

" Oh yeah I'm fine."

Well she wasn't convincing me she was fine at that point, so I decided to spice things up.

" I think the rolls need more flour." I said.

" No they don't, we put in the exact amount that it said on the recipe."

At that very moment, I threw a handful of flour at Kel's face.

" Dom! What was that for?"

Then there was a little cinnamon thrown to Kel. Then a little salt and sugar.

" Dom! Fine, if this is how you play then so be it!"

So then all hell broke loose with the flour, sugar, salt, and cinnamon. We were laughing and covered in flour. We both fell on the floor and I crawled over to her.

" You got some sugar on your lip." I said as I gazed into her smiling face.

I wiped off the sugar with my thumb. She licked her lips and said that I missed a few. Our faces got closer and closer.

" Great Mithros! What have you two done here!" Mrs. Cooper said as she stared at the room.

Kel and I were startled and moved away from each other faster than you'd expect. We cleaned up the room and then apologized again and then left.

" Well, I uh… have to go, I'll see you sometime." Kel said rather nervously.

" Yeah, talk to you later."

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" Can you believe it? I'm going to be a father!" Neal was ecstatic about becoming a father.

" I'm going to teach him how to fight, and how to ride a horse, and how to be like me. It's going to be so exciting. I can't wait!"

" I'd be a little worried for the child, we don't need a Meathead jr. in the family. One is enough." I said.

" Yes Neal that's very exciting. I would send a letter to your mother soon, and Yukimi's family. I remember when your mother and I sent out the announcement of your arrival; they didn't even know we were expecting and your grandparents haven't even completely gotten over it." Said Baird of Queenscove, Neal's father.

" Well I think it would have been easier on everyone if you wouldn't have had Neal in the first place, but that's just my opinion." I said.

" Shut up Dom, no one asked you."

" Well I think it's best that I be leaving now. Don't forget to tell your mother Neal, and Dom calm down on the insults, we all wish we hadn't had Neal, but we can't change that so it's tough luck for all of us. Bye son, bye Dom." Baird said with a wink to Neal.

" So much for a loving family." Neal said gloomily.

" I bet your kid will love you though! Oh wait, we shouldn't get our hopes up." I said with a smirk.

" You know what Dom, I'm tired of all…"

" I almost kissed Kel today."

" YOU ALMOST WHAT!"

" Kissed her."

"… And?"

Neal was listening very carefully now.

" Then Mrs. Cooper walked in on us, thank the Gods."

" Oh okay, what'd Kel do? Wait what do you mean thank the Gods?"

" Well I can't kiss Kel, that would ruin our friendship and we're both getting serious in our jobs right now. We've both worked hard for what we have and I know she doesn't want to lose it and I know I don't either."

"… Dom that's retarted."

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