This is the beginning of our fun little rambling. Because of a certain review, I need to let everyone of you know. Each chapter is a different story. Each story is made by different authors usually. They are usually authors that OAD knows, or either Azurathe knows. And if you ever want to work with us, in our fun little ramblings, let either one of us know. Now enjoy!

Kakashi finds said cat girl then takes her home and nurses her back to health. He ask her what happened.

Then she says "Naruto.... love.... him.... much... sex...good though..." Then she passes out from sleep deprivation, whispering something about Kage Bunshin and lots of stamina.

Kakashi goes and have a little talk with Naruto. Something bout asking for advice.

Naruto goes... "wah!? sensei!? pervert!?"

Kakashi frowns, "Your the one who used Kage Bunshin on the poor girl and you call me a pervert..."

"She wasn't poor, she just wanted me, and I just can't resist a cat girl." "Where did she go though... I couldn't find her when I woke up…" Naruto asked.

Kakashi sighs, "So you didn't kick her out?"

"HELL NO I DIDN'T!! WOULD YOU KICK HER OUT!!!" Naruto asked.

"Probably not she is rather cute though" Kakashi coughs a bit then, trying to hide a slight nose bleed.

Looking towards the window, stood a cat girl while licking her lips.

Naruto grins madly, "I told you so Pervert-sensei! Now go find Sakura, I hear she wanted you for something..."

Kakashi does that and finds himself at Sakura's house, he then jumped, tied up, and bound to the wall. Who happens to be Sakura mom.

Kurenai, Anko, Sakura, Ino, Shizune, and Tsunade appear "What have you done to Naruto!!" The women asks.

Kakashi goes, "huh!?"

Tsunade frowns, "The boy won't come back to the women spa."

Sakura stares at her sensei evilly, "He keeps muttering something about a cat girl."

Then you see Hinata walk in crying, "He likes someone more than me!!!"

Then you see Tenten walking by, taking off some fake cat ears

Kakashi stares at Tenten wide eyed. Then says, "What, he kick you out now since you took off the cat ears?"

Tenten shakes her head, "Not exactly..." She stares off into space dreamily

The girls holding up Kakashi growl. Kakashi calls out to Tenten with a smirk, "You better run, Cat girl!"

Tenten jumps out the door and runs into Naruto and as he stares at all the other women he licks his lips. Suddenly Naruto smiles, "Ten-chan!! Ten-chan!! You said you wanted to go to the spa..." He looked over his shoulder and mouth's "let's go!" to the other women. Then all the girls expressions light up. They all pounce Naruto shouting, "NARUTO-KUN!!!"

Naruto does the Kage Bunshin and everyone of his clones pick up a woman and carries them to the spa.

Everyday the women go to the spa and everyday, Naruto goes home exhausted.

Then one day Kakashi sees them all wearing cat ears and tails, with many pills of virgra, but is followed home by one or two girls.

Then one day Naruto quits his spa visits and request that the women set up appointments. Sigh in at the door of his house or just walk in welcome is fine too.

Kakashi sighs, "I even took off my mask... can't compete with Rokudaime I guess..."

Jiraiya taps him on the shoulder and hands him the new come come paradise, Kakashi takes a looks in side and there was the new main character, the Rokudaime, Kakashi's face became like this. Oo "So this is why he has been with.... all the women..."

Jiraiya grins, "No, this is the cause of it!"

Kakashi raises an eyebrow, "What!?"

Jiraiya smiles, "He had a run in with some women a little while back, that's where this issue came to be..."

Jiraiya tears up at his student's success with women. "All the women saw this issue and stared chasing after Naruto. The boy makes me proud, not only have I raise two Hokage, but two playboy's!!"

"Now all I wonder is that, how come I don't get any women? I taught him all I know and I didn't get anyone!"

He then turns back to Kakashi, "Yondaime, and Rokudaime... like father, like son I guess, couldn't get anything with Yondaime around either... but one thing still surprise me with the Rokudaime, Yondaime couldn't get the ramen chick and Naruto manages to get her and even Tsunade, not even his father could of done that one"

Kakashi frowns, "Apparently he can get women to come from other countries too..."

"I heard, that Temari chick, and that one that tried to poison me when I first took Naruto training!"

"What a world!" Kakashi says out loud.

They both sweat drop when they see Orochimaru, Sasuke, and Kabuto trying to sneak into Naruto's home dressed as women then smile when they hear a Rasengan go off, then the three flying objects known as Oro, Sasu, and Kabu

Naruto goes and grabs a drink of water, but suddenly is pulled to the counter top of his kitchen. He would have been drooling, but he was dehydrated, that was just too much licking.

One day hundreds of women crying run from Naruto's home, it was Jiraiya stand there naked. Naruto Rasengan his ass back to kingdom come.

Tenten walks out happy, a diamond ring on her left engagement. She walks over to Kakashi and smiles, "I'm going to be Rokudaime's wife!! That means I get exclusive rights!!"

Naruto looks at Tenten in shock. "I didn't give you that ring!" Suddenly all the women scream "Marry Me Naruto!!"

Naruto suddenly jumps and turns to Tenten, "Then again maybe I did..."

Tenten smirks, "I thought so..."

"Hmm but I think I'll keep them in another room. For... special... purposes..."

Tenten smiles, "Do I get to use them too..." She gives Naruto a puppy eyes, causing Naruto to break down.

"Sure," he says sweat dropping, "but first... I need a doctor..." Then he collapses, Tsunade comes up and examines him along with Shizune, and Sakura. "We're Doctors!! Umm, come back in an hour or so."

Tenten growls, "I get to be there got it!!"

The three girls jump back in surprise at Tenten's sudden viciousness.

"Sure sure..." Tsunade and Sakura says.

"Fine, but I get the first suck, I mean ... I don't know what I mean!" Says Shizune.

Then you see a cat girl run by smiling, "My job is done!" She then leaps across roof tops, content with the mission she accomplished.

But as soon as she was over the village, a Kage Bunshin takes her by the arms and pulls her back into the village. She was surprised since it was a Naruto's Kage Bunshin, but smiled as he said "You are not leaving my room damn it!"

Some Time Later

BAAAAMM BABOOOM PWEEEEESHHH BOOOM!!! KABOOM!!!BAAAM! WEEEEEUIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOSH!! BOOM!!

Tsunade frowns, "A little over kill don't you think."

Orochimaru walks in, "I thought it was pretty."

Sasuke walks in, "At least he didn't do that to me."

Naruto frowns, "Maybe I should have... at least Orofag would be hurt a little."

"well maybe not a little, more like a lot! I think he's gayer then you Sasuke boy

Orochimaru frowns, "I resent that. I love Tsunade!" Runs over to Tsunade trying to kiss her.

Tsunade punches him and shouts, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GAY!!!"

Orochimaru whimpers a bit, "But I love you.... More then this little boy here!"

Tsunade frowns, "I love Naruto..."

Naruto twitches, "I love Tenten, Sakura, Temari, Ino, Hinata, Kurenai, Anko, and apparently younger Tsunade, even Shizune. Oops I forgot to mention Ayame, I love her too! She makes my ramen!"

Orochimaru sighs, "I thought you were evil..."

I am, but doesn't mean that I cant love!"

Naruto cuts off Oro's testicles and penis, "Evil enough?"

"HA! To bad I didn't have a penis!"

Naruto grins, "Tsunade cut it off, didn't she?"

"Uhh no, Kabuto bit it off!"

Tsunade shouts, "HA! I knew you were gay!!! Always trying to hit on Jiraiya!! and that little boy down the lane!!"

"Moi" Sasuke points to himself.

Naruto leans over and whispers in Sasuke's ear, "uh.... he got to you already... She means back when they were young..."

"Ohhh! Then goes and drags Orochimaru off to the nearest closet!" Naruto leans into Tsu-chan's ear and licks it "Now where were we?" Tsunade shudders with excitement. But then stops as, Sakura and Ino suddenly run in, "We can't love you boy's, we're lesbians!"

Naruto shrugs it off, "no surprise."

Tenten runs in with only a towel on, "Tsunade-sama, you said that you and Naruto needed me!!"

"Yea, go sit under my desk while I get these two out of here!" said the boy with the blonde hair.

Ayame runs in holding a bowl of ramen, and wearing nothing, "You requested for me Hokage-sama." She looks at Tsunade smiling, "You said Naruto needed me as well."

Then Hinata runs in. "I was requested to be here."

Kurenai and Anko run in, "us too."

"Now who am I missing?" Naruto talks to himself.

Shizune walks in.

"Ahh, now, whoever are lesbian please leave!" Everyone just looks at Ino and Sakura. They're too busy to even notice.

"Someone get rid of them before I blast them to the next life!"

Asuma walks in and picks up the two girls, then Temari walks in. "I was summoned to be here."

"Yo bro!" someone called out from the window. There was the Kage Bunshin carrying the cat girl in arms. Who were both red as a cherry"

Tsunade smiled, "So you found her Naruto."

Not really, I just placed a Kage Bunshin outside of the village! I expected her to leave!"

Then Hanabi walks in, Tsunade shakes her head. "I'm sorry Hanabi, your too young to be here." She pouts, "but I wanted to play with Naruto!!"

Everyone looks at Naruto evilly. "I didn't do anything!! Anything yet that is!"

The door slams shut, leaving a very sad Kakashi with out a view.

Jiraiya on the other hand was having the time of his life. "This will be my best selling book ever!!. Gosh I love my students! err... student!"

The real Haku suddenly appears next to Jiraiya, "I heard Naruto killed my brother Haku."

"Well it was more that small fat dude! Naruto just beat him up!"

"Oh" the boy said before he disappeared.

Then Shikamaru appears with popcorn, followed by Neji, then Lee, then Gai, and Ebisu.

They all shouted, "did the show start yet?"

Jiraiya grinned, "just started."

"Aye down in front!" screams Kakashi from behind them.

Suddenly Tsunami appeared behind Kakashi.

Kakashi doesn't even turn around to ask "Who are you!?"

About an hours later, every one in the Hokage's office is asleep, except Naruto who is still full of energy.

"Aw man, now what I am going to do!?" But then he remembers Rin, one of the ANBU!

But he also remembered, Rin died though. Aw man that's right.... Damn it!!"

"Hey there was always those horny sailor scouts, and wait didn't Kiba have a sister? Sigh, I am losing it!"

Naruto grinned, "Kiba's sister.... suddenly he remembered that one sound-nin who had just become a Leaf.

"I think her name was Kin! But I shouldn't just user her like that!" Naruto thought before he looked down, "Then again... maybe I can."

Suddenly she saw the girl he was thinking about walk right into the room. "Damn it, Hokage-sama will kill me for being... late..." Looking around she seemed to be turned on quite a bit, then she saw Naruto! Who was sitting in his chair, looking out the window

"Your that Naruto kid right?"

"Naruto kid my ass, I am the new Rokudaime"

Tsunade suddenly gets up, "Rokudaime my ass!! You won't be Rokudaime for a few years!!"

"Aye, Tsu-chan, you still must be dreaming, but here's a question for you. Are you ready for round two?"

Tsunade suddenly faints, leaving behind a very surprised Kin and disappointed Naruto. "Well you mind taking over her position then?

Kin grinned, slowly stripping, "I'll do more than that!"

"Sigh, well, let's hope so, All of them only lasted 50 minutes!"

"WHAT!?"

"Yea everyone came in about 5 mines 10 people around 45. But I'm still ready to go and have some fun, how about you?" Naruto smiles and jumps Kin.

End of this one.