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It was a calm, sunny day in the small country of Wave. The newly appointed Rokudaime decided to visit a few friends from his past. During his younger years as a Leaf Genin he had gone on a mission with his cell to escort a bridge builder back to his home.
Rokudaime smiled as he remembered the good times. Those memories soon faded into darkness as he remembered the betrayal of one Uchiha Sasuke.
He seriously hated that boy. With his high and mighty attitude Naruto could not believe how many girls chased after him, loved him, and even make a fan club for him. But what did he do? Ignore it all, Seriously, what kind of person would ignore a fan club?
But that wasn't all that the Rokudaime hated. It was the fact that his closest friend had tried to kill him for power. A power that was tainted by evil.
Rokudaime sighed as he marched forward. He arrived at a nice little house be the seashore. With a bright smile and high hopes, Rokudaime knocked on the door. Awaiting the family that he and his friends had helped so long ago.
Not long after he knocked a young lady with long jet-black hair opened the door. "Hi Tsunami." The Rokudaime said, his blue with twinkling with joy.
"Hi!?" the woman said all nervously. "Who are you?
Rokudaime flashed a sparkling grin and responded, "Uzumaki Naruto!"
"Hmm, that name seriously sounds very familiar." The woman said as she seem to be thinking very hard about that name.
The Rokudaime laughed nervously. "I was one of the Genin to help Tazuya-san to build the bridge."
Tsunami jumped back, "you mean that your that little blonde haired boy who helped Inari!!"
Rokudaime chuckled, "sure am, but... I'm not so little any more."
"I can see that..." Tsunami said having to look up.
"May I come in? or would I have to sleep out here on the bridge tonight?"
"Don't be silly, of course you'll sleep outside"
Naruto stood there wide eyed. He hadn't expected that sort of response.
"haha, I'm just joking Naruto-kun. Of course you can stay here tonight. Since we don't have many rooms, you can take my bed."
Naruto nodded, scratching the back of his head a little nervously. "It's okay Tsunami-san, I can sleep on the floor. I don't mind, in fact I was getting sick of all the luxury back home anyways."
"Well Inari has gone shopping for food supplies while Tazuya has gone on another bridge building. He won't be home until tonight. So would you mind if I keep you company until they get home?" Tsunami simply ask.
Naruto noticed that the woman's cheeks were slightly red, but being oblivious to the emotions of people around him Naruto nodded. "Sure, that would be nice."
Leading him into the kitchen, Tsunami wanted to know what he has done ever since he has left her family. "So Naruto, what have you done ever since you left us? A lot of amazing things I'd bet!"
"Actually, yeah. Long story though... really long story. To make things simple let's just say that I made it to my goal, I'm the new Hokage of Konohagakure."
Scooting closer towards Naruto, Tsunami was become red as a tomato. "So how many years has it been since you have grown up Naruto?"
"Well... I'm actually going on Twenty Two next week.. so I would say it's been about ten years since I've last been here."
"Yea, you proved your worth when you made Inari become more coruages. I haven't even that the pleasure to give my thanks yet, did I Naruto?"
Naruto smiled, "There was no need for thanks, I just did what I had to."
Giving a sigh while getting up, "Naruto, are you always this dense?"
"Huh!?" Naruto glanced at Tsunami a little awkwardly, "what do you mean Tsunami-san?"
"Naruto, are you sure you are your father's son? Because of all the rumors I heard, he was one of the manliest of all men."
"My father? What does he have to do with any of this?"
"Never mind Naruto. Please excuse me while I go get started on dinner."
"Uh... sure..."
Naruto decided to head into their small library, hoping to find something good to read while Tsunami got started on dinner.
That's when he heard the familiar voice of Inari ringing out, "Oye mom! I'm home!!"
Naruto slowly came out of the library to see how much Inari has grown. And he was very surprised. That boy was nearly as tall as him. From the distance he could even see the outline of Inari's muscle. Slowly coming out, Naruto called out to him. "Aye Inari, you surely have grown. Haven't you" Naruto said with a large smirk.
Inari turned to Naruto and growled, "What!! Who are you!? What are you doing in my house!!?"
Inari decided to stop asking questions, and also decided to try and attack. Bad idea on his part.
Naruto quickly grasped Inari by the wrist, disabling the poor boy. With a frown on his face Naruto asked, "Oye, I know it's been almost ten years but am I really that easy to forget?"
Naruto looked in the mirror hanging on the nearest door where they were at. He simply could not understand why they have forgotten him. "I don't see anything different. All I see is one hell of a handsome boy... Man...!"
Inari stared up at Naruto. The Leaf ninja decided to move aside his long bangs that were covering his cheeks. Inari gasped when he saw... whisker marks. "Naruto!!
"Hey tell me, what did I change for you to forget me? I do not see anything wrong? I still got my bright yellow hair, blue eyes, and whiskers. Sure, my muscles has tighten, and my shirt are rather small on me, but still."
Inari quickly punched Naruto in the shoulder as he gotten up. "You said you would visit us! You haven't been here for what? Ten years!!"
"Hey I am visiting now aren't I? I never did say I would be visiting any time soon. You try and live my life damn it!"
Inari sighed, "I guess you're right..."
"So how you been Inari? Good I hope!"
Inari cheered, "yeah!! Life has been great ever since Gatou was killed."
"Wasn't he that fat little bald man? The one that was killed by that other one that called himself the demon... What was his name again?"
From behind the two, Tsunami said the name, "Zanzuba!"
Naruto sighed, "whatever, that's in the past now."
"Please excuse me while I go finish making dinner." Tsunami stated as she seems a bit pissed off.
Naruto frowned, "did I do something wrong?" He turned to Inari who was staring at his mother, a tear in his eyes.
"No seriously, what I do wrong?"
Inari shook his head.
Naruto frowned, "Don't know huh?"
"Please excuse me for a bit then." Naruto said as he decided to take a step out into the wild for some fresh air.
Stepping outside, while leaning on the balcony, Naruto could have sworn he saw pink, yellow, and even purple hair. But it could have been his imagtion and the moon playing tricks on him.
He turned to the sea, and there were another set of colors. This time dark yellow, brown, golden yellow, and black.
"What In the world?" Naruto screamed out loud.
That's when Tsunami and Inari ran outside.
"What is going on Naruto. Why are you screaming? Who is attacking you?" Inari screamed at him.
Tsunami latched onto Naruto, rubbing him just a little too closely for the Hokage's comfort. "What's wrong Naruto-kun," she purred.
"Mom what are you doing to him!? He's turning redder then a cherry!"
Naruto tried to control his inner instincts, he didn't want to get on Tsunami or Inari's bad side... but being stuck between Tsunami's breast was just too much for even Naruto to take.
So what did Naruto do, he fainted.
Naruto awoke early the next morning only to hear a soothing melody floating on the morning winds.
Naruto would have fainted again because of the first thing he saw in the morning. A woman that went by the name of Tsunami was sleeping beside him, and by the looks of it, he hoped that she still had on all of her clothes. "Please father, god who ever is up there. Let Tsunami have on all of her clothes!" Naruto whispered
When he glanced under the blanket he felt blood seep from his nose. Silently he whispered, "damn you god... Why do you have to be so cruel!? especially to me damn it." Naruto whispered again.
He suddenly felt someone tugging on his left. He turned to find, "Temari!!"
He noticed she didn't have any clothes on either.
"Now that's just plain dirty. Why am I fucking around like that?"
There was a sudden sigh of relief when Naruto realized that he still had his clothes on.
Suddenly Naruto heard chuckling. He turned to Temari who was blushing, and smiling at the same time. "Morning Naruto-kun... I hope you're feeling better."
"Yea I will, after someone decides to tell me what exactly is going on. For example, why do you and Inari's MOTHER have no clothes on?"
Temari looked down and instantly turned five shades of red. Kissing Naruto's nose Temari giggled, "you naughty boy."
Naruto somehow quickly crawled backwards to the side of the wall. While stuttering "T..T.. Temari!"
Temari frowned, "you don't remember do you?"
"I remember fainting if that's what your asking." Naruto stated.
Temari sighed, "I had no idea you could be so romantic Naruto. You kept whispering my name, and when I came close to you... you grabbed me and wouldn't let me go." Temari blushed remembering everything that had happened. "Tsunami brought you and me into this room and we had a little talk. You were awake the whole time."
"Tsunami said she understood why you didn't notice her advancements, it was because you were already in love with someone."
"Really? I don't remember falling in love with anyone!" Naruto stated as it was the easiest thing in the world.
But when he saw Temari beginning to cry something inside of him snapped. Naruto frowned, "I thought you girls were already in love with other guys. You with Shikamaru, Sakura with Sasuke, Tsunami's past husband, Hinata with Kiba, Tenten with Neji, which leaves me with being Hokage. I don't get much time to go have fun you know. I don't even remember being out with a girl for the past 5 years!"
Temari suddenly shouted, "I never liked Shikamaru!"
"It sure seems like it."
"Really?" Temari asked.
"Really Really!" Naruto replied.
Temari cooed, "well I can prove how much I don't love Shikamaru, Naruto-kun..."
"Wait!" Naruto screamed.
"Huh!?"
"I don't know what to do! I am very inexperienced! hell Gai got more experienced then I do!"
Temari smiled, "really, you didn't seem that inexperienced last night."
"What's that supposed to mean!?"
Temari slowly crept across the ground, moving like a cat stalking her prey. "We had a lot of fun last night Naruto-kun."
Temari creeping up on Naruto
Naruto wondering what the hell happened the night before
Naruto was thinking so hard you can hear the engine running at full speed in his brain.
Temari grinned, watching Naruto squirm. The entire time he was shouting, "wait!! I want to know what was so fun last night!!!"
Temari grinned sadistically. It was always fun watching the blond squirm. "Oh Naru-kun. Don't tell me you forgot already..."
"I told you already, I was kind of unconscious and didn't we already have this conversation..." Naruto stopped for a bit, then shouted, "yeah we did! You said we had some fun after Tsunami brought you and me into this room!!!"
Naruto paused. "What did we do that was fun?
Temari smiled brightly before pouncing Naruto. "Oh Naruto-kun!! I love you."
Naruto sighed, "This I know. Now stop avoiding the question!!"
Tsunade and the girls were snickering as they heard Naruto scream "AHHH!! NO WAIT!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??"
Ino frowned, "What could be going on in there that would cause Naruto-kun to scream?"
"NARUTO-KUN!! GIVE ME A NICE BIG WET KISS!!!" They heard Temari scream.
Tsunade laughed "I believe our Hokage is be surrounded by a horny Temari"
Sakura growled, "argh!!!"
When everyone jumped inside just to make sure on what they thought was going on. What they saw actually surprised them. There stood Naruto, completely naked! And two very wide eyed women. Tsunami and Temari looked like they were simply drooling too. It was a complete Kodak moment!
Naruto sighed, "this is not exactly what I wanted my vacation to turn into." There was a part of his head saying, 'but I don't really mind..'
That was the part that made him take off his clothes too. But Naruto quickly told that part to Shut UP. Too bad it didn't help what so ever
Naruto clenched his fist before shouting, "alright everyone out of the room!! I want someone that's sane to tell me what the hell happened last night!!!"
All the girls began to leave the room, wondering where they went wrong. That was until Temari shut and locked the door.
There was a loud chorus of pounding as Naruto stared at the door. "I said I wanted someone sane!!! Not in love with me!!
"Finally." Naruto sighed. As the noise calmed down "Peace and quiet." He raised his head and saw the naked Tsunami still on the bed.
"Oh flying piece of shit!" As much as Naruto wanted to toss her out too, he couldn't, since it was her house!
Tsunami stared at Naruto longingly, "come here Naruto-kun... I can tell you everything that happened last night then you can go play with Temari again."
"That's it I give up!" Naruto said as he decided to jump into bed with her... Naked!
Tsunami smiled, "About time Naruto-kun, I mean sharing you with Temari was interesting but having you all to myself will be more fun."
Naruto jumped up grinned, "aha!! I know what happened now!!" He quickly got dressed and walked out of the room, followed closely by a possessive Temari. He turned to the blonde haired sand nin and sighed. "Can I have some time to myself Temari...chan?"
"NO!" she screamed at him as she jumped on to him, clinging to his back.
Naruto wouldn't give up though, he just kept walking. Out the door and into the forest.
Naruto was already annoyed. Now he knew why Sasuke never liked his fan club. They were extremely annoying!
The entire way Temari was shouting, "I love you Naruto-kun!"
Naruto decided enough was enough. He quickly henged himself into Rock lee and did his Nice guy pose, in a Speedo! Naruto thought if that wasn't going to get her disgusted, nothing will!
Temari frowned, smacking Naruto with her fan. "Stop doing things like that. DO you want to scare the children every day!!"
"Chi...Children!?" Naruto almost fainted again, but not before screaming, "YES, I'M DOING SO THAT I WONT GET CHILDREN!"
That's when Temari broke down. "Your... so cold hearted Naruto!!"
"I did say that I don't have time for women and if I did, i wouldn't want someone who Shikamaru loves!"
Naruto frowned, "First things first. Let me explain this to you Temari. I came out here for a vacation from my duties. Second thing, I don't have time for love. Third thing is, VACATION IS OVER!!!"
"Not for me it isn't" Temari grinned
Naruto sighed, "Plus you know, you girls just show up saying you love me... really isn't the way to win me over."
Just because I grew up with out anyone to love me, you can go saying you love me, because it will only make me rip you to shreds, just how Gaara was before I kicked his ass!
Temari sighed, "Shikamaru loves Ino you numbskull... and just because I say I love you now doesn't mean I don't mean it!!"
Naruto growled, "well, doesn't mean I want love!!!"
"BUT I LOVE YOU!!!" Temari whined
"Go love him! besides if i really think about it, i already have someone i am totally in love with!"
"Me?"
"Huh!? No!!" Which caused Naruto to laugh so hard!"
"I think I'm in love with the Ramen Girl." He said a little dreamily.
"AND NOT ME??? RAMEN GIRL!?"
"But what do I know? it's probably the ramen that I love!"
Temari suddenly fell over. Naruto smirked and began off towards home singing, "oh Ramen... oh Ramen... how I love the Ramen Girl..."
"I think I should pay her a little visit!" Naruto said as he started his long, long trip back to his home.
It was then every girl came out and handed Tsunade her money. "See I told you he was in love with her and not everyone of you! Now pay up damn it! Never bet against a master gambler!" Tsunade screamed in triumph! But not before whispering, "Thank you Naruto, you just made me richer!"
Naruto, oblivious to this all, skipped home happily singing his song about the Ramen and the Ramen Girl.
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