This is the beginning of our fun little rambling. Because of a certain review, I need to let everyone of you know. Each chapter is a different story. Each story is made by different authors usually. They are usually authors that OAD knows, or either Azurathe knows. And if you ever want to work with us, in our fun little ramblings, let either one of us know. Now enjoy!

Done with Twiggy, Azurathe and One Azn Dragon.

It was a beautiful morning. Birds were singing, bee's were flying, and love was in the air. Yet Naruto was stuck inside his tower signing papers. "oh what a world!" Naruto mumbled out loud.

Suddenly Kakashi burst into the room shouting, "Hokage-sama, there has been a string of murders lately. There is evidence pointing to Uchiha Sasuke as the murderer."

"Sasuke? Did I kill the little bitch five years ago!?"

"No Hokage-sama... it seems you killed Orochimaru..."

"Oh boy, here we go again. Look just because Sasuke grew out his short hair and was gay, doesn't mean it was Orochimaru!"!

Kakashi coughed a bit, "there was a note left for you. It says that the Dobe will be mine forever." Kakashi handed Naruto a little piece of paper.

Naruto smiled gleefully, "Ha ha ha luckily Konohamaru is the new town Dobe. Give him to Sasuke!" ordered Naruto.

Kakashi sighed, "Hokage-sama?"

"oh and ask her to do a henge of me first......that should him busy for a while"

Kakashi nodded, "and on the second order of business. It seems your wife has gone into labor today."

"which one?"

"The only one you have."

"yea... that's what I mean... my only one..."

Kakashi ".............oooookkk"

"No seriously which one? Ayame, Temari, Tenten, Shizune, Hinata? which one?

"How? she's the lesbian!"

"Seems she married you while you were sleeping" Answered Kakashi

Naruto sighed, "I know I'm not the father."

"And how do you know this Hokage-sama?

"easy.. nine months ago today I was busy!" Naruto stated.

"With who sir?"

"I believe I was on vacation with Temari and Tenten. All I know is that I had lots of fun!" Naruto said smirking. "Which reminds me, I need another vacation."

"You just returned from one yesterday with Tsunade, Shizune, Anko ,Kurenai and Ayame" Kakashi stated.

"I know, I still need another one!" Naruto replied.

"I don't think that the council will like it if the Hokage takes too many vacations, wait when did you become the Hokage Naruto!!!"

"I don't know, I think it was the time I became legal and Tsunade dragged me into a room."

"Hmm I see. Any way Hokage-sama there seems to be an influx of cat like children in town claiming you to be their father" Said Kakashi

"More cat kids... damn that fox! If I ever see him in hell, I'll kill him again!

"Should we call animal control?"

"Give him to Sasuke as usual! If that's really him that is!"

"but they are your kids.....no one other than flower bitch deserves that fate"

Kakashi, when did you ever use such language! and even around me!

"Ah heh heh.......sorry Hokage-sama i kind of lost my self there just thinking about her"

"why did she ever do to you!?

"She caused me my books after she reported me to Tsunade-sama about being late"

"Not really!? I think that was me!

"Oh in that case its ok. Since your Jiraiya-sama's adopted son i can get free replacement books"

"nope!

"WHY WHY WHY !!!!!"

"Cause that's what causes you to be late

"Uahhh starts crying"

"you want to be demoted?"

Soberes up "Ahem No no no Hokage-sama....well that's the agenda for today, What are your plans now"

"Easy, go have a vacation with my wives!"

Kakashi became speechless "................................."

"Naruto-kun!!!" yelled all of Naruto's wives with a perverted smile while busting onto his office

"Now be gone!" Naruto commands before smiling at his wives!"

In a flurry of action after Kakashi left all their clothes started flying and Konoha never caught a wink of sleep that night

Ends this one