Disclaimer: I own neither Chrono Crusade or the song 1985. They're Daisuke Moriyama-sama's and Bowling for Soup's, respectively.
Author's Note: All right, everyone's been singing the song 1985 recently, so it's been stuck in my head. And then I was reading Chrono Crusade and. . . well. . . it all just molded into this parody. (-; I hope you enjoy it- and feel free to sing along next time you hear it on the radio. Haha.
(Oh, and by the way- some of the stanzas here are sung a little differently than the song, you have to speed up or slow down. But it does all work- I've checked! (-;)
Please R&R- and have FUN!
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Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo
Rosette just hit the wall
Car didn't stop at all
One battle a day
Has to listen to Chrono say
"It's your fault we're so sore!"
She acts like she is four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?
She was gonna be a doctor
She was gonna live a lie
She wanted to find the Astral
That flies through the bright blue sky
The Contract that she made-
Made all of her plans change
Looks at the convent life
And nothing has been all right since
The Sinners, and Aion
Chrono's horns which are gone
There was holy wars to win
And magic still in Azzy's hymn
The two ticks on the clock
Warn her of her life's stop
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19- 19- 1925
Woohoohoo
(1925)
Woohoohoo
She's used all the ammo
She's broken every car
Demons, ya better watch out!
With her you won't get far
She's finding her kid brother
One way or another
But since she's a Contractor
Time is another factor
Where's the orphanage, known as Seventh Bell?
When did her life become a highway to Hell?
Oh Holy Father, Spirit and Ghost
-Her demon's gonna getcha, so long now-
(Now you are toast)
The Sinners, and Aion
Chrono's horns are long gone
There was holy wars to win
And magic still in Azzy's hymn
The two ticks on the clock
Warn her of her life's stop
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19- 19- 1925
Woohoohoo
She hates time-
Make it stop
But then her friends will all remain rock
When did Satella-
Become a good friend?
Please make this stop!
Stop!
Stop!
And bring back-
The Sinners, and Aion
Chrono's horns are long gone
There was holy wars to win
And magic still in Azzy's hymn
The two ticks on the clock
Warn her of her life's stop
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19- 19- 1925
Woohoohoo
The Sinners, and Aion
Chrono's horns are long gone
There was holy wars to win
And magic still in Azzy's hymn
The two ticks on the clock
Warn her of her life's stop
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19- 19- 1925!