Are you enjoying the letters so far? Well, even so, here's another one for you consumption! Enjoy! Ja!
Willow
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Love Letters
Letter 03
November 27, 2004
Todd,
Um...wow. I like the poem. It was...good. Didn't honestly know you could write like that. I may not want to write these letters, but if you really want to write about your day and junk, i'll read it. I mean, I don't really have anything better to do with my time, being under Mystique's watchfull, bitchy gaze.
Mystique got me up at the ass-crack of dawn today to train with Agatha...you know, the old lady that you guys call "Old Creepy-pants" behind her back. Dorky nickname, too, ya know, but hey, whatever. She IS pretty creepy. Anyway...she had me practicing this one spell that would boost my hex-bolts. Next thing I know, she's feeding me her energy and guess what happens....I get shocked!!! My hex-bolt blows up on me, and I get this REALLY nasty gash on my stomack. It'll heal soon, I hope. Damn thing stings like a bitch, that's for sure.
I hate writing letters. I hate writing period. But since I gotta, well, I'll talk to you later, Toad. Try not to slime the next time I scare you on accident though, ok? It's a real pain in the ass to get that crap out of my hair. Oh, and I believe it should be against the law to get me up before dawn...there, I said it. MWahahahahahaha!!!!!
Ahem...anyway. Gotta go. TTYL.
Wanda