Woop, um chapter 456! I mean who is counting?
reviewers I wanna thank:
hpandfriendruletheworld: thanks for the review, and I heart your pen name!
motty: totally for sure! snogging is so much fun to write.
BlackFox84: I dunno what happened... But I fixed it.
Nat: Sorry but it gets serious around here! AHH!
righto, time for the chapter. But WARNING!: This contains potato violence.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
"Wait Professor!" said Veronica. "The jellybean incident was a while ago. Do you teachers write down embarassing things about students and bring them up at random as a tool of harassment?" she asked.
"Er... no. I heard you yelling last night when I went for a walk. Then I saw you and Snivelly, I mean Severus, so I left." said Lavalus.
"You were with him last night?" asked Sirius.
"We werent kissing or anything." said Veronica. "Trust me, I would have rather not been there."
"What were you doing?" asked Sirius suspiciously.
"I was romantically advising him after he tried to snog me." said Veronica with a little laugh. Sirius blinked. "Don't fret! You actually have the nerve to think I was having a love romp?"
"Mabey." said Sirius earnestly.
"Honestly! I thought he was you then I tripped, then I yelled, then I sprayed myself with pepper spray, then I told him to go buy a pet snake because he said he hated fish, then I told him to go away and he did so I went back to bed!" scowled Veronica.
"Sounds... fun."
"Fine if you don't beleive me than..... erm.... go ... think of a new pickup line, because I am gonna go away now!" she yelled as she slapped him as hard as she could and walked away. He almost fell over from the impact of her hand.
"Now you have got her pissed off again." groaned Devonny as she followed Veronica.
"You shouldn't have messed with her. She does have pepper spray, remember?" said Lily. "Even if she can't spray it right." Sirius mumbled and slumped off.
"You wanna go eat breakfast now? My stomach is grumbling like a bulldozer." said James.
"Sure." shrugged Lily as they walked out with Remus.
At breakfast Veronica was stabbing her hash browns with her fork. "Stupid. Boys. Stupid. Stupid." she mumbled. "This. SUCKS. I finally find a boy i can stand being near and he thinks I am fucking a slimeball in the middle of the night."
"Vee chill out. You know what happens next." said Devonny.
"What happens next Dev?" asked Veronica with a tone of mock annoyance. Devonny frowned. She was in no mood to say anything that might piss off Veronica even more.
"He comes over, pouts and smiles like a real hottie, and you two snog." shrugged Tori as she buttered some toast.
"Well not. This. Time." said Veronica through gritted teeth as she stabbed the hash browns again. "Its just not worth the stress."
"What did the potatoes ever do to you?" asked a voice from behind her.
"NO! Go away!" said Veronica as she looked at Sirius.
His lips started to curl into one of those oh-so-famous lady Killer smiles.
"NO! Not the smile!" yelled Veronica as she shielded her eyes with her hands and lept up like a leaping banana.
"Fine, I wont smile. Just look at what you did to my cheek!" he said.
Veronica peeked through her fingers and saw how red and swollen his cheek was.
"So?" she asked.
"Well, it hurts. Y'think I could get a little kiss?" asked Sirius as he pouted a really sexy pout. (A/N: Yum!!!!!!)
"NO! Just go away!" said Veronica as she picked up her fork and stabbed the hash browns really hard. Their potatoe-y misery could almost be heard..
"Mabey it was a bad idea to give her sharp objects." said .
"Damn right." said Veronica as she stabbed the toast one last time before folding her arms across her chest.
"Hey Vee, look I am sorry, I should have beleived you." said Sirius. Veronica ignored him. He sighed and walked back to his end of the table.
"Tough luck, Padfoot." said James.
"Yeah." said Sirius. "At first I was just in this for the fact that I was dateless, but now I really do love her."
"I know the feeling." said Remus dreamily as he stared at Devonny. She looked back and flashed him a cute smile.
"Am I the only one who doesnt let a girl rule their life?" asked James. This comment earned funny stares from Sirius and Remus.
Later that day in Potions, James got another detention from Lavalus, putting him in the lead with 13.
"Yeah, head boy and I have the most detentions!" whispered James as Lavalus turned around to scribble on the board in an adgitaed manor while muttering and rambling on to the class about Memory Modifier concoctions.
"Oh yeah? Well I can still prank better." snickered Sirius as he pulled a flask out of his robes, and poured a tiny bit of the clear liquid on Mandy Loophart, a Slytherin seventh year. The liquid creeped up her neck and through her long, silky blonde hair, turning it all bright colors like orange, green, blue, pink and yellow.
"She looks just like a circuis clown!" laughed James softly.
"Does anyone know what part in the Memory altering concoction the Pixie's wing plays?" he drawled.
"Ohhh me sir! I know!" called out Mandy as she raised her hand.
"Miss Loophart?" asked Lavalus in an odd voice, peering from over the tops of his glasses.
"The pixies wings add the critical Saliene to the potion and they also-"
"Miss Loophart, is this your idea of a joke?" he asked, cutting her off.
"No sir, Pixie wings are not a laughing matter." she trilled in a bit of a confused voice. Devonny rolled her eyes without looking up, Slytherins were so prim and proper around Lavalus, a one way ticket to 100 free house points a class.
"Your hair, it looks, er, origional for sure and in style or whatever, but I will ask that you please save your nice little fun for the halloween ball." spoke Lavalus as nicely as he could muster.
"My... hair?" asked Mandy while she pulled a compact out of her bag. Whne she saw her reflection, she screamed bloody murder.
"Silencio." muttered Remus as he covered his ears and pointed his wand, making the shrill crying subside. "Boy she can scream..."
"Mr. Lupin, that will be 20 points form Gryffindor, no placing charms on students in my class. Mr. Black, I know you have something to do with this so you get a weeks worth of detentions, Mr Potter, no snickering, another 30 points, and Skyy, would you kindly escort Miss Loophart to the Hospital wing." drawled Lavalus.
Veronica sighed and stared dreamily into space, as per usual, while Sirius gloated about holding the new detention record.
"Skyy!" he yelled. She snapped involuntarily to attention. "Stop daydreaming, that will be another 50 points, now escort Miss Loophart to the hospital wing."
"Come one, make one of her friends do it. I don't feel like it." frowned Veronica while she began to doodle on her notebook.
"THAT WILL BE A MONTH'S WORTH OF DETENTION, IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE STUCK WITH ME ALL YEAR THEN GO NOW!" he screamed. Veroinca frowned and narrowed her eyes, but gathered her books and shoved them unceremoniously in her bag before grabbing Mandy's arm, yanking her out of the class, and slamming the dungeon door behind her.
"That sucks! A whole month!" Tori whispered to Adele, who frowned in sympathy.
"Lavalus is such and unfair cow. But it was pretty funny about Mandy's hair. That was a Kodak moment." whispered Devonny as she leaned back in her chair.
"Taken care of." smiled Lily as she showed the other girls a small camera from her the pictures of Mandy screaming flashed upon the screen.
"Sweet. I know Vee would be thinking, 'blackmail'." smiled Adele.
"Another 50 points form Gryffindor, no talking." spat Lavalus in a fit of rage as he continues to molest the chalkboard by pressing the chalk so hard.
"The scarlet colored points are always down after potions, aren't they?" sighed Tori as she, Devonny, Lily, veronica and Adele walked through the halls towards the common room after dinner.
"And Mandy was the one who fucked around with her hair! She should have lost points for not being able to successfully die it one color with that stupid time released potion we learned last week." snapped Veronica.
"Mandy didn't screw up here hair, Sirius did." said Lily. "He is actually quite a laugh."
"And he is hot! But I won't move into your territory, Vee." said Tori.
"He isn't mine, and I am through with him!" she replied. "End of story!"
"Not quite, you two have detention together... and things may get a little boring." giggled Lily.
"Oh sod off!" groaned Veronica as she walked off in a hurry to the Common room.
"She still likes him." said Devonny. "but her ego is way to big to admit it."
"You think so?" asked Sirius as he walked up next to them."
"Whoa were you listening in on our girl talk? Thats private info, mon." said Adele.
"So do you think I have a chance with Veronica?" Sirius asked Devonny, ignoring Adele.
"Yeah, go get her! Just not when she is holding her wand, anything heavy, or anything sharp!" Devonny yelled Sirus as he ran off.
"I'm really really sorry I should have beleived you will you go out with me again?" Sirius asked Veronica as he jumped next to her on the couch in the common room. Some 4th year girls watched with interest.
"No." frowned Veronica as she scooted away from him a little on the couch.
"Why not?" Sirius asked Veronica as he scooted closer.
"You are a player, for one thing. For another, you suck at being nice." she replied while pushing herself farther away from him.
"I'm not a player." he replied. More couch-tag.
"Don't be silly, of course you are. NOW, Go over and ask those girls if we can borrow some chocolate frogs. I am running out of couch here." she said while hopping up and sitting on the arm of the seat.
"Wha?" he asked in a confused way.
"Just do it. Before I get angry." scowled Veronica.
"Fine!" sighed Sirius as he walked off. As soon as the girls saw him coming towards them, they started giggling like mad. After some quick flirting, he returned with some frogs. "What did that accomplish?" he asked while handing them to her.
"Duh! It was a test." said Veronica. "Not to mention free chocolate." she added as she tucked into a frog.
"Giggling girls plus them giving you the candy equals player." explained Lily, who had also been watching, along with Remus and James.
"Oh. That was stupid." said Sirius.
"Yeah." said James, backing up his friend. "Those girls would give a monkey chocolate."
"Nah." said Devonny. "The flirting test is foolproof, works every time."
"See? You are a player, so that is why I wont date you." said Veronica matter-of-factly.
"Please?"
"No, and if you continue to annoy me I will not be respensible for my actions." she said.
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"NO!!!!!"
"Please?" he pouted again. WHACK! Veronica smacked him on the head with her Divination textbook.
"That was uncalled for." said James.
"Want me to smack you too?" asked Veronica. James shook his head, 'no'.
"Er... how do we wake him up?" asked Lily as she stared at him, lying there in semiconsciousness.
"He will eventually wake up. He is just knocked out. Happens all of the time." said Veronica angrily.
"I think you need to be a little less harsh with Sirius." said James. "He is not used to your type, you know the girls who actually have a brain and an opinion. Usually girls just throw themselves at him and let him do-" Veronica raised and eyebrow. "Er, stuff... But anyway he isn't used to actually caring about feelings." said James.
"Alright." said Veronica. "I didnt really understand that, but I got the basic gist."
"Good." said James.
"Now I say we wave something like smelling salts in front of his face to wake him." said Devonny.
"Use this." said James as he pulled off his sock, handing it to Dev.
"No way in hell I'm touching that, you do it!" she frowned.
"Hmmm..." moaned Sirius as he crinkled his nose. "Thats smells gross. And my head hurts."
"I know. I hit you with the fucking textbook. And I'm sorry." said Veronica. James smiled and put his sock back on.
"Me too.... I was bad. And wrong." said Sirius. Veronica smiled and hugged him.
"So does that mean you will give me another chance?" he asked hopefully.
"Ok, one more chance. But dont screw it up again." smiled Veornica. "And if you do, I will just have to find something heavier to throw at you..."
"I haye to beak up the love fest, but we have a potions essay to do." said Lupin as he rested his hands in his head.
"Oh yeah." said Veronica. "And I have to go to fucking detention right about now."
"Me too." said Sirius.
"Ok, later everyone." said Veronica as she got up and left with Sirius.
"Don't you love how every other day the break up and get together within 12 hours?" commented Lily as she bit the end of her quill.
"Yeah." said James. Everyone began scribbling their essays in, and about 5 minutes later Tori and Adele clamored through the portrait hole.
"So Vee and Sirius are together, Again?" asked Tori.
"I guess so, they are off to have some fun on the school grounds... at night." laughed Adele.
"No, they are off to detention, remember?" said Remus. Just then, there was a lot of splashing and giggling heard form the lake, which was near Gryffindor tower.
"I think they would rather skinny dip then write lines." laughed Lily. "I just hope the squid doesn't catch them."
"Yeah, well we are headed to bed." said Tori.
"Who knew snogging younger guys was so tiring!" winked Adele as the two girls disappeared up the staircase. (A/N: Isn't it weird how they fill in each other's sentences!?)
"I'm hungry, I'm gonna go to the kitchens and get some food." said James as he shot a meaningful look at Lily.
"Yeah, I'm coming too!" said Lily. "Hehe.. yeah.. gotta hate that midnight hunger..."
So the two walked off hand in hand, making a sharp right and gigling as they clamored up the marble staircase.
"I never knew the kitchens were up in the Astronomy tower." said Remus with raised eyebrows.
"We all know that's snog headquarters... and with them gone we have the common room all to ourselves." Devonny whispered while sitting next to Remus on the couch.
"Let's study!" said Remus with a smile. Devonny frowned.
"I was just kidding... you know..."
Meanwhile, James and Lily clamored up a few flights of stairs before pushing open the door to the Astronomy office, the abandoned room dubbed "Snog Headquarters."
No sooner had the door to the office creaked closed than Lily was pinned up against a wall, kissing James gently on the lips. She put her hands on the back of his head and deepened the kiss. James's tounge parting Lily's lips, eagerly exploring her sweet mouth as he had done many times. After a few minutes of making out, James moved his hands from Lily's waist and began to move up her front.
"James." breathed Lily as she pushed him away slightly. "I can't do this.. I'm not ready..."
"But we have known each other for a long time and we have kissed like a zillion times-"
"Seriously." said Lily sternly. "No more of this wandering hands buisness."
James frowned, but soon they started kissing again, running a hand through her smooth, red hair. After a few more minutes, James took his mouth off of hers, and began trailing kisses down her neck. Lily sighed dreamily and was in heaven, until James tried his luck again, as he took his hands and began to feel Lily up.
She pushed him away again. "I said no, I am not ready for this!"
"But it's not as bad as you might think, quite fun actually." he grinned while trying to stick his hand up her t-shirt.
"No James, I can't-"
"Please Lily?"
"No! And if you can't respect that then its OVER." she yelled while pushing him away stomping out of the office and flying down the marble staircases in tears.
"Sorry." James said quietly. He could have kicked himself, how could he be so arrogant? "Shit... shit shit.." he muttered to himself while slamming his head against the wall. "I had the best thing going... now its over."
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Yay or Nay? Sorry if that was a little too heavy, but I had to throw in a plot twist! Ah! ::ducks for cover:: All you L/J Shippers, DONT KILL ME! And its not OOC, so don't bother flaming me telling me it is.