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CHAPTER 10: THE PLAN! AND THE CHAPTER WITH A RELEVANT TITLE! And Everyone, im me at prettyinpink5499 if you have any comments or ideas or whatnot.

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Lily pulled her hands out of James's grasp.

"I can learn to forgive, but not forget. I still have feelings for you.. but.. well lets just say we can be friends."

"So there is no hope of getting back together?" asked James in a hurt voice.

"I... don't know." said Lily as she gave James one last look before walking to the portrait hole.

James sighed, knowing he had screwed up his chance with Lily.

"Wait up, Lils" yelled Veronica as she rushed into the common room while carrying a package.

"What?" asked Lily.

"Remember when I sent that package to Jake, my bro, a month or so ago?" she said while sitting down and tearing at the wrapping of the package.

"Yeah." said Lily softly as she, Devonny, Remus, Adele, James, Lily, and Sirius all gathered round.

"Well my brother in the department of Magical Creatures pulled through." beamed Veronica as she held up a small potted plant.

"No, its the fire-breathing fly trap.. from Herbology!" gasped Adele.

"Hell yes, and his name is... um.. Farkle. Isn't he just too fucking cute?" smiled Veronica as she hugged the potted plant.

"Cute?" asked Remus.

"Yeah." said Veronica as the plant burped, setting her hair on fire. "SHIT!" she yelled while throwing Farkle at James and grabbing her wand, extinguishing the flame.

James caught the plant and quickly shoved it back at veronica.

"So he needs a spot of training? Well we need him later today." she winked at James.

"What?" asked Lily.

"James and I have formulated.. A PLAN!" said Veronica as she stroked Farkle.

"A Plan?" asked Remus.

"No, THE PLAN!" cheered Veronica.

"Um, pardon my language, but What The Fuck?" asked Devonny.

"Ok, let's start with the basics... has anyone noticed that Cris has been gone for almost a month?" asked Veronica patiently.

"She has been with Josh-" began Adele.

"NO! I saw Josh yesterday. He hasn't seen her wither. And we have other disappearances as well. Anyone remember that little spazzoid Peter?"

"Peter! We forgot all about him! He has been missing forever!" said Remus.

"AHA, Thats right. For exactly the same amount of time. And now Tori is missing. Where was Cris last seen? Heading towards the girl's loos before visiting Josh. Where was Peter last seen? Going in the direction of the girls loos. Where was Tori last seen? EXACTLY! Girls loos!"

"Vee, this is really freaking me out. Why the hell is everyone disapearing in the bathrooms? And what exactly is this plan?" asked Adele.

Lily was shooting glances over at James, and so was he. Once their eyes met, but they quickly returned to shiftily glancing. Neither were freaked out about all the crazy madness going on, in fact they weren't even listening.

"Ok, to explain what the hell is going on, I have a special guest... NAT!" yelled Veronica as she flicked her wand, and Natalie Tingir appeared in the middle of the room.

"Hey everyone!" she cheered.

"Do you care to explain what is going on?" asked Remus.

"Well I was told not to loose everyone in the technicalities, but basically either Cris or Peter has been possesed by an evil force, which caused them to take two other people down a secret passageway that leads right into the Snogging Shack." explained Nat.

"Snogging shack?" asked Sirius excitedly.

"Ooo, I mean Shreiking Shack!" blushed Nat. "My bad. So anyway, There are 3 hostages in the Shreiking Shack, and we have to go get them before any permanent damage is done." she smiled.

"So here comes the Plan! We all get our wands I bring Farkle for protection, half of us storm the entrance by the Whomping Willow, which will also lead to the Snog- uh- Shreiking Shack, and the other half go through the loos to check if there is any kind of trap and to look at any evidence. We all meet and take the place by storm, placing silencing and bonding spells on anyone there. FIGHT TO THE DEATH EVERYONE!" yelled Veronica.

"I can't think of any way I would rather spend my Saturday night." said Sirius sarcastically. Veronica glared at him. "I mean, uh, great plan, time to go save the girls! And Peter."

"Thats it! So me, Sirius, James, and Lily take the willow entrance because, well I wanna go that way and Nat, Adele, Dev, and Remus go to the loos and Nat will show you the entrance. Dev, call my cell phone if there are any problems, and with an X and an O, we are out like WHOA!" yelled Veronica as she trooped off and through the portrait hole.

"She is literally mad, that one..." sighed Nat as she stared at Remus and began to giggle. You get to come with me!" she cheered.

"Greeat.." sighed Remus as Dev frowned, Adele stifled her laughs, and the posse walked out of the common room and up the stairs.

"Are you two lovers coming?" asked Sirius as he held open the portrait.

"We aren't lovers!" said Lily and James at the same time, James sounding depressed and Lily sounding insulted.

"Whatever." laughed Sirius as they all got out of the portrait hole to follow Veronica.

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"Veronica, when did you think of all of this?" asked Lily as the four students traipsed across the now darkening grounds.

"Yesterday in the shower. I was hit with this sense of... WHOA! And then I put the pieces together and decided to take action, but I waited until Farkle came. For drama. Anywho, James said we should bring more people into this little rescue shindig." Veronica explained.

"Well this is the craziest thing I have ever done in my life. Besides dating James." said Lily with a lighthearted laugh. James blushed a little.

"Are you sure that they are in the Shreiking Shack? I have been in there, I mean, near here and didn't hear any people." Sirius said while stuttering a little in the middle.

"You have been in the tree?" asked Veronica. "Before now?"

"No, of course not.." said Sirius quietly.

"I think everyone in Seventh year knows besides you, Vee. Can I tell her?" Lily asked James and Sirius.

"Fine, but don't let Remus know you know." said James.

"I'll explain." offered Sirius. And with that, he bean to tell Veronica the whole story about Remus as a werewolf as where everyone went once a month.

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Back to the other crew.. Nat was leading them all to the girls loos.

"This is absolutely bloody crazy." said Adele as she shook her head. "I am pretty sure that Tori just got lost, I mean possessed living under a tree and through a toilet? Sounds weird. Is it All Fools day, by chance?"

"No, it's October. And it is completely logical. The hauntings at the Shreiking Shack are way off their usual monthly times.." said Nat. "And with Lord Voldermort peeping around, who knows what could be up." Nat shivered.

"So we are running into the girl's bathroom and flushing ourself down the chamber pots on the off chance that the most powerful guy in the world, the guy that wants us all dead, is hiding out there using our friends as bait?" asked Remus. Devonny nodded. "Self sacrafice, low chance of survival. Let's do it."

"Thats the spirit." said Adele halfheartedly, nerves were starting to kick in for everyone.

"Here we are." said Devonny as they all crept into the bathroom, hesitating in the doorway.

"Hello?" asked Devonny. her voice echoed. "Seems empty."

"No time to second guess." said Adele as she rushed over to the stall. "So how do I get through?" she asked.

"I dunno about this spur of the moment thing." commented Devonny. "Could be pretty bad..."

"MY best friend is trapped down there with a psycho, I need to get in there!" said Adele. "Plus it isn't so spur of the moment, Nat has been planning forever... well taking statistics forever. WHATEVER!" she yelled.

"Just get in and I will flush you." said Nat uncertainly.

"Ok, see you all down there!" said Adele as she hopped on into the toilet and got flushed down.

Everyone stared apprehensively at the toilet.

"Ladies first." smiled Remus as Devonny stepped in, and he flushed her down. Dev grabbed his tie, and Remus went down with her.

"Wait..." said Nat. "Who will flush me down?!"

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Back to the Willow..

"Wow!" gasped Veronica as Sirius finished his story and they approached the Willow Tree. It was already dark out. "That is really unfortunate, and a great way to kill time while walking."

"Ok, so who is gonna lead us into the tree?" asked Lily as she took a fateful step forwards. James gasped as he saw a branch heading straight for her. He quickly picked up a long stick and prodded the not, making the branch of the Willow stop inches over Lily's head.

"Holy shit." said Veronica as she stared at the scene before her.

"That was a close one." gasped James as he dropped the stick back on the ground. "You okay, Lily?"

"I'm okay.. er, thanks." she said, still in a bit of shock.

"No prob." said James.

"Ok come on, let's go inside before it starts up again." said Sirius as he crawled into the hole at the base of the tree, followed by Veronica, James and Lily.

"So, experts of the underground night wandering, how long is this path?" asked Veronica as she ducked her head to keep it form hitting a chunk of rock.

"A few more minutes..." said James. Farkle burped again, illuminating the path.

"Bloody Hell!" said Sirius urgently as he rushed forwards, seeing a limp figure lying on the ground.

"Oh my god!" gasped Lily.

"Shit!" yelled the figure as she stood up and brushed some mud off of her shoulder. "Why did I have to travel by toilet!?"

"Adele you scared me!" laughed Veronica while she held out her free hand to help her friend up.

"Yeah, well look at my robes! I am totally unfashionable. What if I run into my boyfriend?"

"I doubt your younger and more desperate boyfriend would care, even if he was taking a midnight stroll under a tree." said Veronica.

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Devonny and Remus came flying out of a hole in the wall, landing smack on top of Sirius.

"Oy! What are you covered in?" asked Sirius, pushing the two off of him.

"You don't want to know." said Remus as he brushed himself off.

"Well at least we met up, now let's keep going.." said Veronica as everyone trudged on, unaware of what lay ahead. Pretty soon they got to a door, the one leading directly into the Shack.

"Well whatever happens in there, I LOVE YOU ALL. And if I don't make it, Sirius, you can have my handcuffs. Oh and James and Remus, I spose you can take my mismatched sock collection. Adele, you Cris and Tori take my straightening iron and cool bath bubbles, plus my Vogue subscription. Someone send Farkle to my other brother, I think he is in Ravenclaw.. AND Dev and Lily, take everything else!" said Veronica dramatically.

"Interesting will, but we will all be fine." said James unconvincingly.

"Well lead the way, Big Head Boy." said Veronica.

James reached his hand forward and touched the knob... he twisted it until he heard a click, then flung it open.

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