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Jenna: I heart Farkle like a fat child loves cake!

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Nat: You have a bigger part then most and JAMES IS HOT. And I truly hope he doesn't randomly read fanfiction. And if he is reading, this is not lizzy. I swear.

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"Holy Shit!" yelled Veronica after a few moments of awkward silence.

"Erm.. hello.. friends." said a familiar wheezy voice. The seven teens came not upon Lord Voldermort torturing innocent students, but Peter standing in the middle of the room with Cris and Tori hovering in the corner, scared as hell and tied to a pole.

"So much for needing our elite force." said James as he put his wand down.

"HELP ME!" shreiked Cris. Veronica looked over and gasped as she saw Cris's long, gorgeous hair cut just below her chin. "HE CUT MY HAIR! AND TRIED TO MOLEST ME!!"

"AND I'M NEXT!" yelled Tori. "HELP, I SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY PUTTING THE ADORABLE LITTLE HILIGHTS IN!"

"Peter, what are you doing? If you are trying to be kinky then you find girls who actually want you and you handcuff them. Then you take their clothes off, not cut their hair." explained Sirius.

"DON'T GIVE HIM THAT IDEAAAAAAAA!" wailed Cris.

"Peter, would you kindly care to explain?" asked Lily as she, too, lowered her wand.

"We were... um... er... having.. and doing...." he stuttered.

"T-t-today j-junior." mocked Veronica. "I thought this was an emergency, now I just wanna get my friends back so I can go watch tele and eat pretzels. I especially fancy the ones covered in chocolate .." she mused.

"Ok Peter, lets untie the girls and we can hire you some prostitutes, or watch Girls Gone Wild..." said James as he walked towards Cris and Tori.

"No! Stupefy!" yelled Peter as he pulled out his wand and stunned James.

"Wow! Peter knows how to use a wand!" laughed Veronica, obviously not comprehending the hardship of the situation.

"Hey.. You have b-blonde.. hair!" yelled Peter as he said another spell, sending Veronica to woosh across the room and join the other 2 tied up girls. Farkle dropped onto the ground.

"What the fuck!" yelled Veronica. "I do not want to be part of any kinky activity today!"

"Stupefy!" said Lily as she stepped forward with her wand, but Peter managed to dodge the shot of light, then render a simple body bind spell, leaving Lily paralyzed and lying on top of James.

"Mancifu!" yelled out Sirius, but Peter sheilded the spell and Sirius ended up with legs that wouldn't stop dancing.

"Oh shit!" he yelled while trying to control his legs.

"Prectifus Totalis!" Yelled Devonny as she lunged forward, but Peter shifted all of his porky weight aside and the spell hit Adele, who was trying to free the other girls. She fell to the ground stiff as a board, the body-bind taking full affect.

"Peneira!" yelled Peter, hitting Remus and exposing a huge gash on the side of his head.

"Screw the magic Dev! Do it the muggle way!" yelled Veronica as she kicked an empty firwhiskey bottle onto the floor.

"Accio Bottle!" yelled Devonny as a last resort, before quickly jumping on Peter and smashing the glass on his head.

"Someone give me a good charm! He could wake up any second! yelled Dev as she freaked out.

"Screw the spell, untie us!" yelled Veronica.

Devonny quickly ran over and untied the three girls.

"Now what?" Tori asked as she shook out her arms.

"Um.. I dunno." shrugged Veronica. "Lily is the charms genius, not me."

"But you got an E on your OWL! Now THINK VERONICA!" yelled Cris frantically as Peter began to stir.

"Fuck... I really have no idea.. um.. The only thing that comes to mind is... WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!" she yelled while pointing her wand at a couch, it leavitated in the air.

"Honestly, thats first year! I can do better."

"What? Its so cool! And at least I thought of something-" began Veronica, but the Peter stunned Tori and Cris before he sprang up and tackled her.

"EEEEEEEEEW! DORK'S HANDS! ON MY WAIST! TO CLOSE FOR COMFORT! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she shreiked, appauled at the thought of Peter.. touching her.

The couch she was charming fell from midair and hit Adele, knocking her over and cracking her leg. "Ouch...." she whined. Peter got off of Veronica, who was too mortified to move, and rounded on Devonny.

"Conflilamoris!" spat Devonny. Nothing happened. And in this few seconds of confused down time, Devonny lunged forwards and poked Peter's eye out with her wand.

As he shouted in pain, Veronica rolled over and yelled a countercurse to Sirius's dancing legs. "I can't find my wand, DO SOMETHING!"

"Scourgify!" he yelled. Bubbles began to pour out of Peters mouth.

"Lunctious!" yelled Peter through the bubbles, causing Sirius to clutch his stomach in pain. Then he began to barf up slugs.

"Gross!" squealed Devonny as she jumped away.

"Lamiente!" yelled Peter, causing Devonny to freeze in her tracks. Slowly, and through painful yells, her whole body turned to stone.

"Dev! Peter, thats not cool." frowned Veronica.

"And I have something just as fun for you." laughed Peter as he stepped over, wand raised. Veronica quickly scrambled to her feet, and smacked Peter's hand, causing the wand to fly away. Cris managed to shake off her spell, and she quickly grabbed the wand.

"Do something!" yelled Veronica as she kicked Peter in the balls."I don't know how long I can pretend I know how to fight."

"Okay, um... Lamiente!" yelled Cris, causing Peter to turn into a stone statue, just like Devonny. For a few seconds, nobody moved.

"Are you okay, Vee? asked Cris as she bent over Veronica, who was sitting on the ground next to Farkle, who had conveniently enough been napping.

"Fine, just fine." said Veronica. "Just some battle scars." she brushed her sleeve over the large gash on the side of her arm, attempting to stop the blood flow. "I s'pose we ought to try and cure the others.. And all I have to say is Who taught Peter to duel?"

"Who knows." said Cris as she walked over to Tori, and began to shake her in an attempt to break her slumber.

"Here, eat this. Well try to force it down in between slugs." Veronica told Sirius as she handed him a small pill. He shoved it down his throat and swallowed, and he immediatley ceased throwing up.

"Thanks." he grumbled while Vee helped him to his feet. "What the hell just happened?"

"Peter is possesed!" said Tori as she ran a finger through her still long, blonde and blue hair. "He tried to cut off my hair for some evil potion..." she shrugged.

"He already cut mine." pouted Cris while she pressed a rag against Remus's cut head.

"He wasn't possesed, thats Muggle Exorcism, like in the corny movie." frowned Veronica. "Ever heard of the impervious curse? Voldermort obviously put him under it."

"So how do we get it out of him?" asked Remus.

"Durr, memory modiying potion." said Veroncia as if it were obvious. "Like in Potions."

"And considering 17 year olds did it, the Lamient curse should wear off soon, we may need to brew the potion right in here." said Sirius.

"Lily would rememeber the instructions. Right Lil?" asked Veronica

Silence.

Everyone turned to see Lily laying on top of James, exactly where she had fallen.

"They look so cute together. Should we laugh at the interesting position they are in until they wake up and relaize it, or should we move them?" asked Adele.

"Laugh at them." grinned Veronica. "Lily is gonna spaz out."

"Wha?" asked Lily as she partially drifted out of her sleep at the sound of her name.

"So my guess is you have forgiven James?" grinned Sirius.

Lily opened her eyes and finally realized that she was lying on top of James.

"Ah!" she yelled while rolling over and off of him. "And what happened?" she asked, looking around at all of the injuries.

"Voldermort put the impervious curse on Peter, he tried to cut off and collect all of the blonde hair to make some sort of evil potion for Voldermort, and the rest ofus here just fought a long and bloody battle while you were serenely resting on top of your lover." explained Veronica.

"No wonder he could duel! If he wasn't under the curse, he probably wouldn't have been able to think of something to say, nor would he have the time to stutter it out." laughed James while applying a bonding spell to Adele's broken leg.

"Ok, away from Peter insulting and back to Potions. For the memory whatsit, we need moonstone, newt's tail,-" Remus looked on the floor, saw a newt, and picked it up. "- the toenail of a dog, and... oh what the hell was the last thing? Ugh I can't remember! And I know it was important!" groaned Veronica.

"Yeah... it was like... Pixie Wings!" cheered Lily.

"Yeah! Now Adele, you and Tori go to the hospital wing, Cris you go to Dumbledore, and James go get the Pixie wings, like steal them from Lavalus's office, because we have everything else we need right here." ordered Veronica as Lily dumped Peter's potion out of the cauldron and began to brew a new one.

"Oh and we need Veela hair! Cris, do ya mind having bangs?" asked Veronica.

"When I come back." sighed Cris as she tried to open the door, but it was stuck.

"Oh god." sighed James. "Veronica, can you please move your bloody plant?"

"Right." said Veronica as she bent down to pick up Farkle, who had lodged himself in front of the door.

Cris pulled on the door again, but it wouldn't open.

"Nw open it for real, this is a crisis." sighed Tori.

"I seriously can't, its jammed!" cried Cris.

"Let a man handle this one." said Sirius as he walked up to the door and tugged as hard as he could, but it still wouldn't budge.

"Alohamora." said Veronica lazily as she swished her wand. Nothing happened.

"It was magicked shut and the curse doesn't work." groaned James as he flopped down.

"Well I can.. um.. karate chop it!" yelled Devonny as she flung herself against the door. "Not."

"Um.. Nat! She didn't get through so we should call her!" cheered Adele as she grabbed Veronica's mobe and dialed the number.

(mobe cell phone.. for the unanimated.)

Everyone watched in silence as Adele yelled dramatically on the phone and jumped around. She was talking away with a look of triumph on her face, but she suddenly frowned.

"Whats wrong?" asked Lily.

Adele took a deep breath, as if deep in thought, before replying woefully.

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