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BUT ITS A WHOLE CANADIAN DOLLAR
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Part 2: I Might Even See A...A...A...A...ANICKEL!!!!!!"
After sending Christian in the wrong direction, Jericho runs the way Trish was knowing right away where she was, the womens locker room. Jericho smirked at the thought of barging right in there, perhaps he'll see a boobie or two, maybe even three. Jericho stopped running for a second and clapped his hands in glee at the thought then started running again.
"Boobies, boobie, boobies, boobies..." Jericho repeated under his breath then stopped dead in this tracks and smiled at a new thought....a even better thought. Jericho reached in his pocket and took out a hand full of change including one Canadian nickel, he looked at the queen on one side then quickly flipped it over where he saw the beaver.
"Is it possible that I will see one?" Jericho said eyes wider then a child who has just discovered the sticky playboy under his parents bed. It may be gross, but hell all the 10 year old is gonna think off is the good inside....and that dosent include the articles. Jericho shoved the change back in his pocket and ran at a even fast pase until he came to the womens locker room.
"This is the moment of truth." Jericho said to himself. "This is where I might get to see some boobies, or possibly even a...a....a.....a....a Nickel....heh heh...a nickel...Im so clever." Jericho put his hands through his hair & took a deep breath before opening the door and running in to see nothing, but Trish crying in the corner.
"What the hell? No boobies? No nickels? Theres not even two lesbians in here making out!!! WHAT KIND OF TWISTED WOMENS LOCKER ROOM IS THIS!?!" Jericho yelling in total disgust, apperently the movies had let him down on this one, but Trish was there at least, thats the main thing he wanted to see....well it is again now anyways. Trish was looking at him tears streaming down her face wondering what thehellwas going on.
"Chris what the hell are you doing here!?" Trish yelled between tears. Jericho smiled non chalontly and walked over to her.
"Im here for you baby. Why are you crying?" Jericho said in very fake but still very beliveable sympathy. He wipped the tears away from Trish as she turned her head away from him.
"You've got buster! With what you were going on with and then you STILL come here and try to nail me! For once Im glad I was a prune!"
"You mean Prude." Jericho said correcting her. Trish just stared blankly at him.
"I do?"
"Well you dont make me shit...."
"Right...prude it is." Trish said still frowing, Jericho smiled this would be easier then he thought, with that one interaction Jericho descovered that the carpet did indeed match the drapes.
"Trish why are you hiding in here?" Jericho asked playing dumb, something he had to try very hard to dowith is quick wit.
"Because of you!"
"Me? Why?"
"Cause you said that you and Christian had a bet going where you would see if you could nail me first or if Christian can nail Lita first!" Trish yelled. Jericho looked blankly at Trish then started to laugh, in a jolly manner that would match Santa Claus himself. Trish just looked at him in her usualconfused state.
"And just whats is so funny?" Trish yelled. Jericho wiped away a tear that never existed which was unkown to Trish and put his arm around her.
"Oh Trish I was just helping Christian, arnt you forgetting thats hes trying to become The Rocks successor?" Jericho said with a smirk.
"He is?...wait that still dosent explain anything!" Trish yelled moving Jerichos arm off ofher.
"Oh but it explains everything. Remember how Christian dubbed himself the New Peoples Champ a while ago? Well now he wants to take it to the next step in becoming The Rocks successor and go into acting." Jericho explained once again putting his arm around Trish.
"That STILL dosent exlain anything!!!!" Trish yelled once more removing Jerichos arm.
"Oh my silly little Trish. Im afraid you walked in on a acting exercise!"
"A Acting excerise?"
"Yeah!!! You see we wanted to think about the most recockulous situation ever and what could be more recockulous then Christian and myself making a bet to see who could nail you and Lita first!"
"Really?"
"Would I EVER lie to you?"
"Ummmm....Well....I dont know..." Trish said trailing off a little.
"Awwww Trish I cant believe you would think I or Christian would ever do that to the two of greatest women in the whole entire world, which includes my mother and grandmother, and for what? A whole Canadian dollar?! Im hurt." Jericho said letting his lower lip tremble while flashing those puppy dog eyes that Trish could never resist. Trish looked at him then smile andstarted to laugh herself.
"Oh I feel like such a idiot! Of corse you guys wouldnt do that, your two perfect gentlemen, like Christian and ESPICALLY you! I so sorry I ever thought that my Chrissy-poo would ever lie to me, youve never told a lie in your life!" Trish said smiling ear to ear at Jericho, who was smiling back.
"Yup and to continue in the tradition of never telling a lie in my lie I gotta tell you to never call me "Chrissy-poo" eheheheh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvver again, cause its horrible." Jericho said throwing hisarm around Trish yet again.
"Ok I'll never call you Chrissy-poo again.....you know Chris....I think I need to take a shower." Trish said smiling again.
"Whew good thing to cause you stink!" Jericho said, throwing his arms in the air. Trish just giggled at him.
"Oh silly Chris, I dont stink."
"The hell you dont! In fact the other day I ran over this skunk on the road and well...lets just said compared to you he was a breath of fresh air!"
"Oh....well I guess I really should shower...."
"Well yeah!" Jericho said with a almost stern look. Trish once more just smiled.
"You wanna join me?" Tirsh said. Jericho though it over for a second.
"Nickel." He said smiling smugly.
"What?"
"Nevermind lets just go!"
"Ok!" Trish jumped up and ran to the showers with Jericho in close tow taking one last look at the clock before going in.
"Heh.....17 minutes! Beat that Christian!" Jericho said under his breath so that Trish couldnt hear him while sporting a huge smile both at the fact that he was about to get some but that he would win the beat getting Both Canadian dollars, and the title for King of Canadian mojo.
TO BE CONTINUED..........
Well theres another chapter of complete zanyiess. Trish fans out there....You may be wondering if Im sorry...The answer...not really. Alls fair in mockery and sillyness! Hell I who knows what I could mock next....ANYWAYS Please review and tell me what you think. Until the next Chapter where we see ifChristian fares as well with Lita.
LaTerZ
-T Bond