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BUT ITS A WHOLE CANADIAN DOLLAR
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Part 3: The Tables Are Turned
Christian ran down the hallway that Jericho had pointed out to him. If Lita was down there, then he would bone her, and he would bone her faster then Jericho would nail Trish, or his name wasnt Ruseinoff McShankledee....which it wasnt, but hey better safe then sorry. I mean why would he want to change his name? They named an entire religion after him for Christians sakes! As he turned the cover he saw Lita was no where to be found, he quickly turned around and saw Jericho running in the oppisite direction.
"Jericho!!!!" Christian yelled behind gritted teeth, but knowing there was no time to to complain he continued running on his way, if he was lucky he would find Lita around the corner, as he turned the corner his dream of boning Lita came much closer as she was standing right there.
"LITA!!!!" Christian yelled showcasing his perfect smile, he may not of had 42 teeth like his brother Edge, but his smile was still quite perfect, but what wold you expect when brushing 17 times a day, this teeth really did have that twinkle that you see on TV. Lita looked at him with a eyebrow raised as he stopped right in front of her.
"Yes?" Lita said questioning him. Christian looked behind Lita and frowned, putting both hands behind his back and scuffing on his feet. Lita gave him a odd look as Christian acted like a little boywho was about to be scolded.
"Whats wrong with you?" Lita asked, growing more confused. Christian continued to look pathatic.
"Have you been talking to Trish?" Christianasked. Lita shook her head.
"Not since way earlier tonight." She said. Right away Christians pathatic stance, turned into a joyestone.
"You havent really!? Thats great!"
"Why is that great?" Lita asked, Christian just smiled, the shine from his teeth blinding Lita a little, the guys smile could LITTERLY light up a room, perhaps even better then a flashlight.
"Oh it just is, thats all....you know Lita...the last few weeks Ive been masterbasting alot, and each time Ive only thought of you." christian said his smile growing wider, Lita however looked a little disgusted.
"Gee....thanks Christian....I umm...thanks...." Lita said not sure of what exctally to say.
"Well Lita guess what!"
"Im afraid to."
"Then I'll tell ya! I got some good news this entire time I didnt think I was ready for someone so great as you but Im ready to replace my hand with your....umm...with you." Christian said smiling again. Lita just shook her head at him.
"Why so you can win the bet?" Lita asked bluntly. Christian stared at her blankly for a few seconds.
"YOU SAID YOU WERNT TALKING TO TRISH!!! YOU LIAR!!! And you know lying is so much worse then what me and Chris did!!!" Christian said pointing his finger at her in disgust the thought that she would lie to him was unforgiveable. Lita just shook her headat him.
"No Christian saw it on the TV." Lita said.
"What TV?"
"The one right behind me." Lita said pointing to it. Christian slapped his fist in his hand.
"Damm that camera man! He really wasnt a freind!"
"Oh forget it, c'mon lets go screw." Lita said. Now it was Christians turn to stare at her blankly.
"What?"
"You heard me."
"But....arnt you totally disgusted by me?"
"No more then usual, but truth is, Im just a big 'ol slut and I was just trying to get in your pants." Lita said bluntly. Christian dropped his jaw in disgust.
"What!?! You just wanted my man meat!?" Christian said.
"Well yeah."
"How dare you! What kind of person would just use another one like that!"
"You were gonna do the same thing!" Lita yelled back at him, causing Christian to stop in his tracks.
"Oh yeah...Ok lets go do it now, I'll be Jerichos time for sure now, I cant belive I lucked out enough to get the really big skank!" Christian said smiling, Lita returned the smile.
"Yeah well you did." Lita said, Christian smiled even brighter forcing Lita to sheild her eyes, from the shine.
"Great, Im gonna get some!" Christian said againsmiled once more.
"Just one condition though Christian." Lita said,Christian shrugged.
"And that is?"
"We video tape it, this way I can get in your pants and get revenge on Matt to make him jealous all at the same time." Lita said, causing Christian to frown.
"Its...umm...its not gonna show up on the internet like that Paris Hillton tape is it?"Christian asked.
"Well were big stars so of corse it will."
"....Yeah sure why not, I have some rather impressive man meat, and Im sure I can make any guy out there jealous."
"Yeah, yeah whatever who gives a shit Im getting really freckin horney and since your the closest person to me I you have to screw me!" Lita said raising her voice a little, Christian nodded, then stopped.
"Wait you meant closest guy around you right?" Christian asked. Lita rolled her eyes.
"Ummmmmm....Yeah, sure whatever, now come on stop screwing around so we can go screw around!" Lita said dragging Christian into the closest locker room. Christian wanting to win the bet and bone Lita anyways followed looking at the clock before he closed the door.
"Ha...17 minutes! Beat that Chris!" Christian said with a smug smile
TO BE CONTINUED.........
And there the 3rd chapter. I WAS gonna have Lita be a dumbass too, but what would be the fun in that, besides Lita seems like she would be really slutty before she would be really stupid...then again....I could be wrong. Anyways, Trish is dumb, & Lita is a major slut. All this and Jericho & Christian have the same time of 17 minutes, make sure to return next time to see what happens next...also its probally gonna be the last chapter so it has that going for it to. Anyways until that chapter pops up why not tell mewhat you think of this one.
LaTerZ
-T Bond