Chapter 6: I'm Lovin' It.. Not!

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After a really really long time, it was finally 6 o' clock in the morning and time to check on the lovely ladies. As Anarrima was going to wake up first, they quickly put the charms on themselves and hurried over to her talen.

They were just in time to see Anarrima waking up. When she got out of bed, the Marauders couldn't help but stifle a giggle. She was wearing pyjamas which had a picture of what obviously was an elvish version of what seemed to be Barbie dolls. It had pointy ears and really long legs, which made them look like spiders. Wonder why the little kids weren't afraid of them.

After they stifled giggles for a really long time, they suddenly realized that they had on silencing charms and they even if they laughed their heads off, she wouldn't be able to notice. They laughed even harder at this and because of their vigorous movements, Anarrima vaguely noticed some sort of outline on the wall.

Remus, being the self proclaimed smarter and more responsible one, noticed that Anarrima was looking, no staring, straight at them. He poked James, Sirius and Peter hard in the ribs, which caused them to jump even higher into the air and give a huge scream which made them even more visible. Remus rolled his eyes at them, really if the situation hadn't been so serious, as he knew the consequences of them being caught, he would have started laughing his whole body off at the sound of Sirius and James squealing like girls. He sighed and had no choice but to petrify them. He could feel their eyes glaring holes in his back but he didn't care. He didn't know about them, but he definitely didn't want to get caught pranking people after only 2 days in Rivendell. He gave them a small smirk and then stopped moving. Anarrima continued looking at them, but as she was still a bit drowsy from the sleeping charm and after staring at the wall intensely for a few minutes, she just decided that her eyes were playing tricks on her and went back on her normal business. "I really need to get back to work" she thought, "all this extra rest is making me drowsy."

Then, Anarrima changed without blinking an eye. 'Oops', thought Remus, 'I think the sleeping charm I put on her was too strong.' He then smiled sheepishly at his friends. The rest of them just glared harder at him.

Anyway back to the show: Anarrima just changed, brushed her teeth and did her hair without ever looking twice at her appearance. She then walked out of her talen and to the archery field to practice her archery as she did every day. Remus glared at her and cursed under his breath, saying something about irritating females. As a result, he was forced to levitate all three of them to the archery field too.

That was when the show started to get interesting- at last. As Anarrima walked into the archery fields, all the elves around her began to stare at her. I mean, who wouldn't? An elf, with "I love humans" plastered all around her, was definitely an interesting sight- and a sure sign that someone has officially gone insane. It was only when she got to the archery fields and all her fellow colleagues (?) started laughing their heads off and then literally started rolling on the floor clutching their sides laughing then did Anarrima began to snap out of it. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF VALAR IS SO FUNNY MAY I ASK YOU?" She was definitely not happy. The elves around her all quietened down, frightened of her wrath. Anarrima was a nice person to be around normally, but when she got angry, hell froze over.

There was a period of silence, and then someone mustered up his courage and told her: "My lady, please do not be angry, but did you take a proper look at yourself and your clothes when you got out of your talen?"

"Yes of course, I mean, I'm not sure, but I should have, I think I did, but then everything is so furry and..." The marauders laughed out loud at this, or at least Remus did, the rest just looked really really amused as they had already lost their ability to speak. Another archer then cut in "You see my lady, if you would just look then at your clothes, they have the words "I love humans" in bright florescent colours."

At this, Anarrima looked down at her clothes and to her utmost dismay, she found that it was true. The archer looking totally pleased with himself, then continued "As you probably have noticed, it wasn't actually very easy to miss, or to pretend to have not seen it. After all, why in the name of Valar would you want to proclaim that you love humans? They are nothing but a bunch of useless fools." At this all four of the marauders got really enraged and made a silent agreement with each other. That elf was definitely next.

"By the way, my name is Lindor, my lady." At first Anarrima was too shocked to speak, then, she quickly recovered and got REALLY ANGRY. "WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS TO ME, I WILL PERSONALLY CUT THE PERSON INTO FIFTY THOUSAND PIECES AND GIVE HIM TO SAURON MYSELF!"

At this, Sirius perked up: 'Hey, not bad, she is willing to go to Mordor just for little old me, Awwww, I knew she could not resist my charm. Maybe we should do this more often.' Looking at Sirius's more than contented face, the marauders couldn't help but roll their eyes. Trust Sirius to turn everything into a joke.

At this time, Remus thought that it would be good to show themselves now and uttered "Finite Incantatem" and all four of them appeared from what seemed to be thin air. Sirius was the first to recover and said arrogantly to Anarrima: "Good morning my lady, lovely morning isn't it. Proclaiming your love to humans eh?" At this Anarrima got even more enraged and was about to raise her bow threateningly at Sirius who just continued calmly saying: "Although, if I were you, I would take a good look at the mirror as you have something bright and flashing on your head. 'I love humans' I believe it says." He smirked and looked to see Anarrima's reaction. She then gave a strangled cry and ran to the bathrooms to take a look. Sirius had been correct. There was something bright and flashing on her head. In her fury, she clenched her fist and hit the mirror hard, causing it to be broken into pieces, and screamed really really loudly.

Just outside the toilet, the Marauders gave each other grins and high-fived. "One down, Two more to go. Look out Rivendell, here we come".

A/N: muhahaha.. I am so evil. short chap, I know but you guys will have to wait for the next chapter to see what happens to Serinde and Laurelin. So review more ok... and then the next chapter will be up sooner.... So press that nice little button ok? Thanks lots.. Amirel