Hey.. its me! So sorry for the real long wait but I had to do this really important project and was rushing to complete it, hmm, actually I havent really completed it yet but still.. and I swear, fanfiction absolutely hates me.. I actually posted this chap yesterday and it didn't appear after a day so I had to take it off and repost it again.. sigh.. anyway.. hope u guys like this chap!
First, a nice little part about our favorite twins!!!
As we all know, Elladan and Elrohir had just spent the last few hours being totally tortured, abused and whatever the lovely, innocent little angels back at earth did to them. So, when they heard an eerie voice around them, it just made their day.
So, Elladan and Elrohir did the only thing that they could do. Scream!
And then, they suddenly felt themselves being wooshed out of the place and everything went round and round and round like a broken ride in Disneyworld. I'm sure that at that time, there must have been only one thing left in their heads: Wow, why didn't we think of this earlier?
However, unbeknownst to them, it was currently raining in middle earth. No big right? So wrong. That's because at that exact moment, the esteemed and highly reknowned Lord Elrond had just decided it was a nice time to practice his new lead role in the new elvish musical: "Elves in the rain!" So, as the lead, and oh so proud of it. But however, so proud of it that he didn't even tell anyone about it! He was so shy that when he went for the audition, he dressed up as a girl! Just imagine- the Lady Elrond! Man, it was a sight to be captured and treasure for ages and ages to come!
Flashback
It was a nice normal part of the forest surrounding Rivendell, away from the rest of the world, there, 5 elves elegantly sitting on a long table- their noses so high in the air that it was a miracle that they were still breathing. Then, an elleth who had probably undergone a failed sex change operation entered. The judges all snickered and I'm sure the trees agreed with them too, for at that very moment, the trees above them started shaking uncontrollably and warm brown leaves started falling down from the sky like rain.
The elleth introduced herself, saying that she was Lord Elrondina. Very creative bloke, not? Anyway, as proud and overbearing those judges appeared to be, they were not at all stupid. They recognized Lord Elrond in a flash, his poor dress sense totally gave him away. You know, after the Lady Celebrian left, his dress sense had become as flat and boring as mud. I wonder why. It probably was because she picked out all his clothes, but that's another subject altogether. Anyway, after looking at this contestant, they knew that their show was going to be a success. After all, who wouldn't want to watch a show with Lord Elrond as a fool? Maybe the evenstar, but she was all the way in Gondor and they were sure that long distance court cases were null, so, the lead was his!
So, when the poor unsuspecting little Lord Elrond realized that he had gotten the lead role, he was overjoyed.
End Flashback
Lord Elrond smiled to himself as he remembered the audition. He was so pleased with himself that automatically, his chest puffed out like a chicken. The judges had given him the lead with no hesitation at all, a feat he was sure that no other ellon had every performed.
So, with rain streaming down his cheeks, face and basically whole body, he happily went out into a small back garden that nobody knew about and servants didn't dare to enter unless it was in the wee hours of the morning, he didn't think anything else was going to happen. All he could think about was the right way to stick out his tongue to taste the salt in the rain. Or was it to flap his arms like a pig? Or was it a chicken? Anyway, he finally reached the garden and after looking around for a few moments, was at last assured of his privacy. After all, it wasn't his fault he was a paranoid little guy, was it? Anyway, just as he was in the midst of the tongue sticking out, waving maniacally and booty shaking part:
Elladan and Elrohir suddenly appeared in thin air.
Elrond couldn't help it and let out a huge cross between a scream and a whimper and promptly fell to the ground. Hey, there's just so many things a guy can do at the same time before losing his balance. Elladan and Elrohir, on the other hand, were much happier people (elves). As they fell to the ground to with a thud, grunt and bang, they found they could move. So, they did the thing that they had wanted to do for so long but couldn't, they cried. Then they realized that Elrond was right in front of them and what he had done when they first caught a glimpse of middle earth at last. So they burst out laughing, rolling on the floor, tears streaming down their face until their sides and cheeks ached like crazy. Aren't elves temperamental?
Finally, after a long while, Elladan finally found the will to speak. "What the heck were you freaking doing just now?" You know, I think that Elrond had just totally prepared a speech in his head on how to reprimand delinquent little elves who didn't respect their parents privacy. He should have prepared a speech more around the subject of 'How to get out of trouble with your kids even though you are(were) the older and wiser one.' So, as he opened his mouth to begin his speech, he found himself speechless, wordless and practically brainless.
To that, the twins only had one word to say: 'Cool!' And then grinning, smirking and stretching their face in all ways possible, they went back to their talens to cry some more. Wonderful creatures, elves, aren't they?
As they walked off, they didn't see a very sneaky Minnie film the whole episode too and drop it off with the Marauders who were more than happy to accept it. After all, Minnie isn't Sirius's house elf for nothing!
And now, back to our poor Laurelin, who is currently suffering in her talen, with nobody to save her, not to mention a knight in shining armour. Man, what a disappointment.
Many hours had passed, and Laurelin was on the verge of giving up hope. Her whole body was aching, after trying to get up and failing horribly everytime. Her throat was parched. She was so hungry that her stomach was crying out with something beyond pain. She gritted her teeth to stop tears from coming out. This was so not the way she wanted to die. Why couldn't she die magnificently like in the play that she had watched in Gondor. Was it called Sleeping Person? Or was it Beauty and the ugly guy? Whatever it was, she couldn't remember. Just then, when she had practically given up hope, a person stumbled into her bedroom. Or at least she hoped it was a person. It couldn't be one of those spiders that were originally from Eryn Lasgalen that she had heard of could it? Although it totally fit the part of a tragic ending, where on earth was the handsome prince? "Urgh..." She sighed, thinking " Yeah, I'm sure a handsome prince would come and save me. Prince Legolas would be not bad, but yeah, like he's going to pop into my talen and save me, I bet he doesn't even know who I am!'
Just as she was thinking all this, the thing, suddenly stirred. Laurelin's unconsciously gasped. It 's hand was reaching for its face, sweeping away the hair on its face and then- wait a minute. "Wow, she thought, you know, that seriously looked like Anarrima. What in the name of the Valar is she doing here anyway? She should be at work patrolling!" Then, she decided that you know what? It didn't really matter. She had a saviour! She almost jumped for joy but then she remembered she couldn't jump and hastily stopped herself before she broke her back attempting to jump. "Anarrima, quick, help me stand up! I am totally starving here and need to get to the kitchens immediately!"
Anarrima turned her head, then, finally noticing Laurelin, she burst out in laughter. Which was quite a natural reaction so Laurelin didn't really bother 'cos she was really exasperated by then and didn't really care about Anarrima's silly antics. Then, Anarrima plopped down on the floor with her and started trying to twist her neck like Laurelin. Now THAT was definitely not normal. Laurelin finally had enough of it and just screamed "Can you stop it! I am not playing a game and I really wanna go to eat NOW so can you please stop playing a fool and get to work!"
To that, Anarrima could only reply: "W..h.a..t... Y...ou s...ay...in'?"
Laurelin just rolled her eyes. Of all days to go and get drunk, Anarrima had to choose today. Wonderful. Then she had a brilliant idea. Since Anarrima had no common sense currently, not that she had before, she would follow all of Laurelin's orders. Grinning evily, Laurelin then told Anarrima in a calm voice to knock her head against the wall. And wonder of wonders! She did it! Guess that shows you how dumb a drunk person can be.
However, dumb as a drunk person can be, they don't suddenly grow invincible heads so as Anarrima's head collided against the wall, she woozily sank back to earth with a small groan before being knocked unconscious. Laurelin winced. That was going to leave a mark. Her poor wall. Then she grinned. 'Now I just have to wait for her to wake up.
Surprisingly, Anarrima had a pretty hard head and in less than 10 minutes, she was awake. "Ooh.. Where am I? I feel liiike I've been just hit by a bus." She rubbed her head with one hand and clutched her stomach with the other. "I feel as if I want to throw up." "Well, that's probably because you just dented my pretty wall with your head just now!" Laurelin added cheerfully, finally happy that someone would help her. "Thanks a lot, but you know, I was pretty much referring to the alcohol I just had, but the knock on the head I just had really helped too." Anarrima added sarcastically. "Glad to be of service!" was all Laurelin could say. Then, thinking twice, she added "Now get me off the freaking floor!" Anarrima was happy to oblige and soon, Laurelin was back on her feet.
"Ah, it feels so good to be back on my own two feet again doesn't it?" Laurelin said enthusiastically. "Yeah, yeah whatever..." Anarrima on the other hand wasn't that amazed by the fact that she could stand- after all, it was because she was standing up that's why she felt like puking. As Laurelin moved to walk to the door and to food (at last), she forgot one crucial point. She couldn't walk straight. The more she wanted to walk forwards, her body walked backwards. It was really funny watching her, and for a moment Anarrima forgot her urge to puke. Then, the climax came as Laurelin finally ended with her butt landing smack on the floor and Anarrima again burst out laughing.
"Since you don't even bother to help me, can you at least try to be a wee bit sympathetic here? Incase you didn't notice, I'm the one with my head on my body the wrong way round and everytime I try to walk forward I end up walking backward. My stupid idiotic body just wont listen to me! ARgh!" In her anger, she smashed her fist on the table to make her point. The problem was, she couldn't reach for the table since she was sitting on the floor and couldn't get up so she just had to make do with the floor. And I have to tell you, it totally doesn't give the same effect, because all Laurelin accomplished was just making a hole in her talen. Marvellous.
Oh well, at least Anarrima had the decency to look a tad sympathetic and offered to help carry Laurelin, even though she looked as if she was on the verge of laughing. No prizes for whoever can guess why. Anarrima was currently thanking Elbereth and her lucky stars for her luck as although she was utterly humiliated that day, she wasn't as humiliated as Laurelin was. Or was about to become.For, on the way to the kitchen, which subsequently meant to the dining hall as it was nearing nightfall, Anarrima couldn't control her urge to puke and while carrying Laurelin, puked all over her stomach. And, as desperate as Laurelin was for food, she didn't exactly care whether her clothes were clean or dirty or just plain disgusting as all she could think about currently was just food. Glorious, wonderful food.
So, Anarrima carried her piggyback to the food hall. Although it was quite near to Laurelin's talen, it would be near to impossible for Laurelin to reach it on her own in this state. Thus, when the homely brown house came into view, Laurelin almost burst into tears with happiness. She knew it was really lame and stupid but still, she couldn't help the fact that she was very emotional, could she? Then, another problem arose. Anarrima couldn't get into the stupid food hall! One reason was basically because she didn't have enough hands to open the door (as despite what you guys think, she does not have like ... 6 hands), the other was because, despite how bloody thin Laurelin looked, she was as heavy as 5000 orcs!
So, they just had to stand outside the door and wait. After all, the door was very thick, strong and built specially to withstand hungry mobs of people from breaking into the food hall for food. Guess you can scream through a door that thick. Not. It was then as Anarrima put Laurelin down and as they stood behind the door did they realize how intricate and beautiful the carvings on the door was. Then, mesmerized, she leant forward to take a closer look at the door and AGAIN forgot her tiny little problem. Oops. With a crash she fell onto the door heavily and to her utmost horror and to the surprise of everyone else inside the hall, the door got yanked off its hinges and fell straight on the floor, almost squashing a few elves sitting near the door like a bug. "Crap!" Laurelin said loudly, forgetting where she was and that everyone could hear her for a moment. Then she suddenly realized where she was. "Oh sh- I mean, excuse me!"
It was at that very moment that Anarrima found it very appropriate to burst into laughter. She giggled and snorted, laughed and choked. Then she said in between her laughter: "And I was just thinking that you weighed as much as 5000 orcs! Man was I proved right! I think I can start a psychic business now... haha... haha" Then everyone joined in too. After all, who can resist a good laugh? So, poor Laurelin could do nothing but poke Anarrima in the ribs and glare her eyes out at her. Which just basically prompted Anarrima to just put her on a seat and give her her food and continue laughing so it didn't really 'work its magic'. Laurelin must have read the instructions wrongly. Anyway, when Laurelin saw her food, she basically forgot everything and just ate. And ate and ate and ate and ate.
It was only after she had stuffed her mouth full of the nice lovely food that she had craved all day and drank nearly a gallon of the exotic berry juice (or at least she thought so, the others just complained that it was the same irritating juice again) that the kitchen served did she realize that all eyes had been on her the whole time and that after putting her down, Anarrima had run away somewhere else and pretended not to know her. Stupid bugger. She gave a small shy smile and then proceeded to eat her full practically like a human, gulping and swishing and chomping. The whole dining hall continued to stare at her for a few moments, then burst into gossip.
Right at that moment, the Marauders slipped into the dining hall amidst the relentless chatter. As they looked around and saw people talking normally one second and bursting into insane unstoppable laughter the other, they knew what had happened. Little Lovely Lousy Laurelin had finally gotten out of her talen and went to eat. They all snickered and grinned to each other, all thinking, 'What a success this operation had been!" All, except Remus, who was starting to have second thoughts about this project, and was beginning to feel sorry for Laurelin. Not noticing the look on Remus's face or just basically not caring what Remus felt, James and Sirius continued to make fun of Laurelin. As they sat down at the table, Sirius preened and pretended to pat his hair and admire his reflection on the shiny table and said to James loudly "Oh good! Now, we can pretend to be total gossip queens!" He then bat his eyelashes at James, smiling confidently "Don't you think I am totally fab?" And james, being James, just played along with him, agreeing. Remus rolled his eyes, and groaned, that was probably the lamest joke Sirius had come up with in a long time. He shook his head with disgust and repeatedly cast worried glances at Laurelin.
At that point of time, Laurelin had had enough food and was really sick of the elves behaviour around her. She clenched her fists and blinked her eyes repeatedly, she would not allow herself to cry, that would make those irritating elleths and ellons even happier. She was sure that they just loved her discomfort and she was not going to give them that. So, quickly, she burst out of the room, or tried to before falling and desperately crawling out of the room, trying not to show any emotion on her face. However, little did she know that when she left, all of Rivendell's eyes were on her retreating back.
As she reached the edge of the garden, she looked down from the sort of natural balcony where the vast mountains, streams and forests surrounding rivendell could be seen. Upon seeing this, she let a tear drop at the beauty of it all. It was truly breathtaking and always could calm any fears that she had or stem any problems that threatened to disrupt her life. She would sit here for hours, just watching the sun set and rise, watching the colours of the rainbow, the stunning creatures of this middle earth and - . Her thoughts were suddenly disrupted as she heard someone approach behind her. She turned around, ready to give the person who had disturbed her a huge scolding. Well, that was before she got the shock of her life.
Ahhh.. cliffy.. hehe.. guess what is gonna happen.. hehe.. anyway.. hope this was long enough and you guys enjoy it.. so review ok? Thanks lots... my deadline for the stupid important project is next next Monday so I will be rushing to finish it this week but I will try and get the next chapter up as soon as possible ok? Oh and did I tell you guys before that the more reviews I get, the faster the updates? Hmm.. anyway.. review! And thank you to all my wonderful reviewers.. Smile k.. amirel..