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Back in Hogwarts:

Once news had got out about the mysterious departure of the infamous Marauders, which didn't really take long, actually, there were mixed reactions from everybody but one thing was for sure, everyone was talking about it.

Lily looking extremely flustered sought out her friends, exclaiming loudly "Did you hear the news? James, Remus, Sirius and Peter are all missing? Do you think they got captured by death eaters? Oh no, they may be in the midst of a torture session right now, or maybe they are already dead, or maybe-"

"Urgh.. stop blabbering on and on about them.. it gives me a headache. Anyway, I think it is retribution. Blame it on themselves for being so cruel." Raechelle, Lily's best friend stuck up her nose at that point. After being a target of the Marauders "affections" for so long, she didn't really care a lot for them.

Hwee Hwee, a Chinese exchange student, Lily's other best friend, had other views though. She had had a crush on Sirius since she set her eyes on him but being the timid and quiet person that she was, never was able to catch his attention. She said meekly, "I don't think its good... or bad. Was there the mark?" She shivered, not liking to talk about Lord Voldemort.

"I don't think so, but still..."

"Hmmph.. I don't care, why are you so interested anyway, eh Lily?" Raechelle asked, a smirk on her face, with her eyes shining with humour.

"I.. er.. Never mind" Lily said quickly, changing the subject, "Why not we go to the library and see if we can find anything that can help us find them?"

They all agreed and quickly they made their way to the library and then started sifting through mountains after mountains of books anxiously, each for their own reasons. Lily because, well she didn't know why, Hwee Hwee because she wanted to find Sirius and finally get him to notice her and finally Raechelle who just basically wanted to shut Lily up.

"There, we can use this spell to summon them!" Hwee Hwee exclaimed loudly.

All that faced her were two blank faces.

"You see, this spell can summon people from very far away and there are even stronger versions of this spell if they are too far away! I think this may work!"

Surprised, Lily and Raechelle scrambled over to see, making a lot of noise and causing the Librarian to stare at them. Lily just rolled her eyes. Hwee Hwee was correct. Lily was very surprised though, she had thought she knew every single book in the library but right under her nose was the one book with the one spell that she didn't even think existed.

"Yes! Come on, lets try it now, and see whether it works!" So, they went back into their dorm and tried out the spell.

Nothing happened.

"You're saying the words wrongly Raechelle!"

"No I am not!"

"Yes you are!"

"No, I am not!"

"Yes you are!"

And so this bantering continued for some time between Lily and Raechelle before Hwee Hwee suggested something that they had not thought of before.

"Maybe they are too far away, and that's why the spell cannot reach them. Why not try a stronger one?"

Thinking that this was a solution to their problems, they agreed, choosing the strongest one to be safe. So, as they chanted the words together, they held their breath, waiting for something to happen.
A few minutes before, in Rivendell:

Lord Elrond had just summoned all the marauders, Laurelin, Serinde and Anarrima to discuss something that was supposedly of "utmost importance". Yeah right. The matter of utmost importance was just that they were supposed to go and keep the twins away when he was acting in the musical so they wouldn't go there and give him away thus making a huge fool out of him. Which, actually was quite an amusing thought. Anyway. So, there he was, commanding them very nicely in a stern voice. He wished.

Lord Elrond was down on his knees, begging. "Please, pretty please with a cherry on top? Don't tell anyone, and keep elladan and elrohir away from me that night, please? I will be eternally in your debt. Oh... just say yes..." He looked like he was going to cry.

I'm sure all of them in the room was ranging between laughing out loud and going 'What the..." in their heads.

Anyway, Sirius, being Sirius, wanted to make a joke out of it, and then said "Lord Elrond, We will be very pleased to offer you our services, on one condition, we get to play jokes on anyone we like and you cannot do anything to stop it or punish us. Deal?"

"How dare you? I knew that you had played tricks on all of us, including Serinde there" Anarrima pointed to Serinde, whose face was a ghostly white and almost shaking from the shock the day before. At this, Laurelin gasped loudly. She didn't know that Remus and the others were the ones who did that to her. How could they? Or even better, how could Remus? She ran out of the room quickly, not able to spend any minute longer in the presence of those... she could not find a word vile enough to describe them. Remus, seeing her distress, ran after her out of the room. After all, it was partly his fault. Well, kinda.

"See what you have done? Are you people only going to be satisfied when you have terrorized all of Middle Earth?" Then, Anarrima punched Sirius, and Serinde not being able to withstand the shock, fainted. Peter and James ran forward to catch her and then suddenly, time stood still for a moment, before, suddenly with Elrond screaming hysterically like a girl, Anarrima, Sirius, Serinde, Peter and James got whisked out of Middle Earth and into the Gryffindor Girl's Dormitory in Hogwarts and back to Earth.
Back on plain old earth:

The first thing they heard when they managed to clear their head was girls screaming at the top of their voices celebrating. For a few minutes they still sat around woozily, but then, when they finally fully regained consciousness, they were surprised to see three girls standing in front of them.

James was the first to react. "Lily, darlin', I missed you so much!" He said in an overenthusiastic voice. Lily however, was much too shocked to react and instead continued staring at something over his shoulder. James, seeing this, snatched up his opportunity and gave her a kiss on her cheek. That, she could notice.

She slapped James hard.

"W...h..o is that?" Lily said pointing at Serinde.

"Well, that my dear, is Serinde. She is my friend from Rivendell, although I don't really know why we are all standing here right now."

"Oh, well, how, what, er, anyway. I am not your dear. Call me that one more time and I swear to God I will personally kill you and give you to the medium sized squid to eat" She folded her arms and looked at Hwee Hwee and Raechelle. "What are they doing here?", looking pointedly at Serinde and Anarrima.

Hwee Hwee just looked confused, while Raechelle bit her lip, thinking "It's impossible that they could get transported here too, unless, unless, unless, unless, THEY WERE IN CONTACT WITH THEM WHEN WE SAID THE SPELL! So, they got sent here too. But wait a minute. Where is Remus?"

"Oh yeah.. Could we have missed him and left him there?" Hwee Hwee asked worriedly.

The guys looked at each other for a second and then looked back around them and snickered loudly. "Oh, I don't think he will be pretty angry about being left behind. I think he will be pretty happy in Rivendell with Laurelin" Peter said.

"Huh?" Anarrima and Serinde said in unison, not understanding what the Marauders where trying to imply and also still pretty confused to where on earth they were and what in the name of the valar they were doing there but for their sanity's sake, they decided not to ask.

"Didn't you gals notice? Man, you guys are soo blind. Haven't you seen them making gaga eyes at each other?" Sirius said, exaggerating a tad too much. Okay, maybe a lot.

Confusion then turned into understanding and now it was Anarrima and Serinde's turn to smirk.

Which pretty much left Lily, Hwee Hwee and Raechelle clueless but, they knew it was better to not ask.

Lily remembered then to stare hard at Serinde and Serinde stared hard at her. It was then that James remembered how much they looked alike. When standing together, their hair was the same shade of red, eyes the same green and complexion the same pure white. To put it lightly, they could be twins. After gaping at each other. Lily, the ever practical one, just decided that it was just a coincidence. Then she remembered what Snape and Malfoy had been boasting to the school.

"Do you guys know that the whole school thinks you are gone and all the teachers and headmaster are looking for you?

"Well then," Sirius put in, "I think it's time for us to make our grand entrance." Then grinned, "Let's go and eat!"

So, they all went down to the main hall, and as they walked in, an unanimous gasp of shock filled the room. The Marauders then just calmly continued walking in arrogantly, waving to a few of the girl as well, who promptly fainted as if on cue.

Hwee Hwee rolled her eyes and snorted. "Stupid Bimbos."

Then, as the Marauders bowed down to the applause of most before they sat down, Lily couldn't help but add a comment under her breath. "Show offs!"

Due to the marvelous hearing of the elves, Serinde and Anarrima couldn't help but overhear those remarks and stifled a giggle. Man, there were some huge green-eyed monsters here in this weird place.

As Serinde and Anarrima strolled in after the Marauders, an even bigger uproar was heard as all the boys looked appreciatively at them while all their girlfriends felt like throwing an axe at them.

Seeing all the guys' expressions, Sirius couldn't help but say to Anarrima: "There are a lot of lonely men out there..." and winked suggestively at her.

To that, Anarrima just replied "Don't worry, I wont let them get you." - Leaving Sirius speechless AGAIN.

Raechelle and Lily guffawed loudly after hearing that, after all, it WAS difficult to find the apparently currently not so great Sirius Black hanging speechless.

However, as they sat down to eat, despite how alike Serinde and Lily looked, they were exact opposites in character- To the exasperation of all those who were listening to their conversation.

"Serinde, wanna try this, its my favourite... Spaghetti with Meatballs!!!"

"Er, ok, sure..."

"So... is it nice????" Lily asked a bit too enthusiastically.

"... ..."

"So???? So???? Come on, tell me... I wanna know, cos since we look so alike, we must have the same tastes. Come on, let me get you some of this vinegar. It totally rocks my world. Try it!"

Serinde tasted all of those and quickly made a face. After all, being the spoilt and pampered little brat that she was, I don't think she really cared about hurting Lily's feelings. So, she just said what she thought. She made a face and said: "It tastes like an orc!"

"Oooh... what is an orc? It must be nice if spaghetti and vinegar tastes like an orc.. Hmm... I wonder if you brought some over, then you can share it with all of us!" She said beaming brightly at Serinde.

Serinde just burst into laughter.

Wiping her tears, she said: "No, no, no. An orc is a disgusting little creature. Not edible I assure you."

To that, Lily could only reply: "Ooo.. That's interesting, is it purple? Cos I hate the colour purple and as we all know, purple is like THE international gay colour... so it would be pretty fitting for a disgusting creature to be purple.. but-"

"NO. Its definitely not purple. And if its purple I am sure I will retch all over your disgusting food. And anyway, purple is my favourite colour. So there. What does gay mean again?"

This time, it was Lily's turn to burst into laughter. "What does gay mean??? Haha.. haha... You don't know what gay means??? Hahahahaha... You're so dumb.."

"That's very funny. But you don't know what an orc is too. So you are as dumb as me..."

"No, you are dumber. Gay is like supposed to be something that you like know from the day you are born and you... (snort) don't even know it... (clutches stomach, hitting the table hysterically) that's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my entire life... haha"

Of course, at that point, everybody in the dining hall stopped and started staring at them and despite Lily's desperate prayers to God to stop the Gryffindor head teacher from coming over, Dumbledore still kept walking towards them. As he stopped in front of them, he asked politely "Hello, what is all the commotion all about?" Then, suddenly noticing Anarrima and Serinde "And who are you two people?'

Of course, to that, there were many different responses by all of them, each trying to get out of trouble:

"Oh that is Lily's twin... Er.. Lilu! Ya.. Her name is Lilu!"

"Er.. Sir, you see Lily accidentally conjured up a replica of herself that can move!"

"They are my auntie's uncle's sister's son-in-law's wife's stepdaughter's son!"

With the best and cleverest comment of all being:

"Who ARE they? I don't know them!"

Professor Dumbledore just stood there and arched an eyebrow, looking more amused by all of them by the second. And after they were done. He just calmly disregarded their comments (how could he when they had used up so much of their brain cells to think them up????) and asked them to meet him in his office in 5 minutes.

- 5 minutes later in Dumbledore's office:

When they entered the room, they found Dumbledore's office still cluttered with the same old stuff that Sirius, James and Peter had long gotten familiar with after being in this office for so many times. Serinde and Anarrima however on the other hand, were amazed by the multiple gadgets in the room and had a look of amazement on their faces that totally gave away whatever lame excuse the marauders (minus remus), lily, raechelle and hwee hwee had came up with.

"Now that you are all here, I would like to ask you again who those people are (pointing to Serinde and Anarrima) and where is Remus?"

Sirius started first, being the only one currently who dared to reply to that statement. "Ok, you see sir, I- (and he proceeded to tell Dumbledore what had happened since he knew from his previous erm, trips, that RESISTANCE WAS FUTILE). So, you see, that was what happened."

"I see." Dumbledore peered out at them through his new just bought half- moon glasses- his eyes and face impassive as he opened his mouth to talk.
Haha.. cliffy.. nah.. I just felt like stopping. Anyway, I've finally finished my pbl for life so I am really really happy so I felt like writing a longer one.. haha.. and I am very happy cos people reviewed! Haha.. oh and to all those people wondering why I have sort of "separated" the marauders, it was because I thought I was working with too many characters so I brought away Remus and Laurelin... maybe a little romance in the next few chapters ya? So from now on I will be sort of rotating between Hogwarts and rivendell. So it will be one chap on Hogwarts then one on rivendell then back to Hogwarts again.. get it? Ok.. so as I said before, the more reviews I get, the faster the post ya.. so review!!! Yay.. :) too hyper.. hehe.. Amirel