Disclaimer: I don't own anything
Author's Note: The original song this came from was Girl all the bad guys want by Bowling for Soup. Greg POV
10 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler
than me
Her name is Sara she's a hottie with a tattoo
She looks at me like I'm the
biggest dork she's ever seen
And when she walks, all the wind blows
and the Angels sing
But she doesn't notice me
'Cause she's watching Court TV
Dreaming about older guys
Listening to pop music
Lab goggles on her eyes
It's like a lab test gone wrong
Keeps me up all night long
Guess I'm not just as strong
As I thought all along
And I don't feel like I belong
Trying to get the GIRL ALL THE LAB GUYS WANT…
She works the field while I'm stuck in the lab
Her police scanner's always switched on
even on her days off
She said she'd like to score that
new higher position
She'll never know that I'm the best that
she'll never have
She likes them with an attitude
Body Farm season pass
Driving in a Tahoe
Does a goatee make a man?
There she goes again with her boots on
and shirts that fit just right
She broke my heart, I want to be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked
Now I'm watching Court TV
Trying to act older
Listening to pop music
Lab goggles on my eyes
I can't grow a goatee and I ain't got
no season pass
All I got's a hair-do