Hey peeps, it's me again Galileo. You won't believe what a great mood I'm in. New Year was so funny. Scaramouche got really drunk and was falling about all over the place singing "I'm a little teapot". Oz and me just couldn't stop laughing. After she'd fallen asleep we dressed her up in gaga clothes, it was hilarious. We took a few photos. Oz and I didn't drink as much actually we were pretty sober, though Oz did start poking me after her third glass of champagne. But at last I have something to bribe Scaramouche with so she won't be so horrid to me anymore. Have a look at this.
"Gaz! I feel sick!" Scaramouche came staggering over to me, she'Äs still wearing the gaga clothes.
"You've drunk to much. Maybe you should just be sick."
"NOOO! I don't like being shick Gazzy. It snot nice!" Oh dear she's totally lost it. Suddenly she collapsed in my arms. She looked up and fluttered her eyelashes. "I luuv you Gazzy! You look like Gareth Gates. I really fancy him!" I dropped her! Yuck what an insult. That's horrid. Now I know why she always calls me Gaz.
"That's sick Scara!"
"Hi hi hi." She giggled like one of those brain dead gaga girls. "He's sooo cute Gazzy! Purlease give us a kiss. Sing us a song." No way, not in a million years while you're in that condition. But I do take the camera Oz offers me and film that.
"Don't you think it's a bit mean filming her Gaz?"
"Not at all. After all she's done to me. Do you Oz?"
"No I think it's funny. Brit would have loved this."
"Do you miss him? She nodded and a tear ran down her cheek.
"Oh don't cry Oz." I put the camera down and hugged her. She broke down then. I didn't know what to do so I just patted her back comfortingly. What am I anyway? A human hanky?
See it was quite an emotional day. I'll definitely use the video sometime though.
Which video Gaz?
Scaramouche will you stop interrupting into my stories all the time?!
What video?
That one where you admitted you loved Gareth Gates.
WHAT!?
Oho gotta go peeps. Gotta run as fast as I can. Byeeeee!