Bakura the plant
One day Bakura woke up from a dream and realised he was a cactus. Joe and Mai ran away to Blackpool. Yugi wondered why his hair was so multi coloured. Yami also wondered why his hair was so multi coloured. Téa and Kaiba got married. Mokuba was the flower girl. Bakura got annoyed because no one was paying attention to him. Téa then tossed Bakura because she thought he was her bouquet. Bakura died. Marik just laughed. Serenity couldn't see.
THE END.
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AN: This is for complete randomness.