Title - Of Aliens & Demon Slayers

Author - LostMarbles

Pairing - FFA #235 Buffy/Agent J

Disclaimer - Once again I own nothing. Buffy - Joss Whedon & Mutant Enemy.

Men In Black - Columbia Pictures.

A.N - I saw this pairing on the board and thought I'd give it a try. Also there aren't nearly enough Buffy pairings up there so I gotta do my part.

BtVSMiB

Buffy was sprinting after a guy in a dark blue coat, cursing under her breath. She'd come to Manhattan as a favour, maybe buy a few Christmas/Chanukah gifts. But no, it was only her second day and here she was running after a guy who had the balls to steal her purse.

She stumbles to a stop as Blue Coat takes a flying leap up a five story apartment building. "You've gotta be kidding me." She sighs. "They always have to make it harder than is should be." She says to herself, before bending her knees slightly and suddenly springing upward. Knowing that she wouldn't be able to make it up five stories she aims her jump towards the fire-escape along the side of the building, once her feet hit the metal platform she jumps again, strong Slayer muscles, from years of training, propelling her to the roof of the building.

Landing in a crouch she catches sight of Blue Coat on the other side of the roof. He looks over at her in shock, obviously he hadn't expected a tiny woman capable of following him up the roof, at least not the way she had come up.

Buffy looks at him a feral grin lighting her features, she stands and dusts off her clothing. Which consisted of a dark red sweater, camel hair coat, scarf and dark twill pants. She nonchalantly makes her way towards him, saying casually. "You know. We could do this one of two ways. You give me back my purse. Or. . ." her voice suddenly turns hard, "I can take it. Your choice."

Blue Coat swallows loudly, and watches the steady approach of the deceptively delicate looking woman before him. He turns his head slightly and peers over the side of the building. He looks back towards the woman and seems to make a decision he makes a move to jump when suddenly. . .

!!!FREEZE, LARRY!!! Don't make me shoot your punk ass."

Both Buffy and Blue Coat (now identified as Larry) turn their attention to the roof door. A tall, handsome, black man in a pristine black suit, is standing in the doorway. And levelling what appears to be a high tec gun at Larry.

Larry's eyes seem to widen even more as Buffy looks on in bemusement. Larry makes a move to jump and Buffy moves forward to stop him when the man in the suit suddenly fires, enveloping Larry in a translucent greenish goo. Buffy looks on in disgust before turning her attention towards the man in the suit.

He makes his way over to her. "Buffy Summers?" he waits for her nod before continuing. "Agent J, Men In Black. Chief Zed wanted me to thank you for your assistance."

"No problem J. Giles told me this was top priority right now." She gestures towards Larry, still incased in his gooey prison. "I didn't realize he was one of yours."

J glances at Larry. "Yeah, cephalopoid. Fast, mean, nasty your basic hostile extraterrestrial."

Buffy nods in complete understanding. "He isn't why you guys called the Council is he?"

"Him. Phst, nah. Please I could take him out with one De-atomizer tied behind my back." He tells her as more men in suits swarm the roof, and begin the process of removing Larry.

"How 'bout we go for coffee and I'll tell you about the newest threat?" J suggests flirtatiously.

Buffy pretends to think about it before replying. "It better be your treat. My purse is currently gooified. Am I gonna get that back?" She thinks for a moment. "Do I wanna get that back?"

J looks over at Larry with an exaggerated look of disgust on his face, before telling her. "Hopefully Zed will reimburse you." He turns to her with a wide smile. "Shall we?"

Buffy nods and walks with him to the door way, she turns back once to gaze mournfully at her once purse. Before she's distracted by something J says. Her laughter follows them through the doorway.

BtVSMiB

A.N - I want to apologize in advance. This is sooo totally not one of my best, but I've decided to send it out anyway. I think it's because the story really didn't turn out like I planned. I tried to go one way and it kept pulling me the other way. Before anyone tells me I know Agent J is totally out of character, although I did try to keep Buffy in character.

As always Read and Review please.

Happy Holidays!!!

LostMarbles