ok…I watched the Shining (again for like the 50th time. Man I love that movie!) and may change it to General/Parody for it's gonna have some horror too. (I mean it's a take off of the Shining why wouldn't it have horror?) It's still gonna have humor of course, but being based on a Steven King novel it'll have to have horror. So enjoy! Oh and this won't effect Sarah's Story or my Zelda fic…oops… I forgot the disclaimer last time… Oh and one more thing I got review thanks things at the end! Yay! Don't forget to eat sugar! Sugar…mmm… Oh BTW means A/N after story.

Disclaimer:I don't own SSBM or the Shining. -(

Chapter 3: One month later….

Zelda walked down the hall pushing her cart and humming the Legend of Zelda theme. So damn catchy…she thought. Meanwhile Ness was riding his tricycle around the hotel. Young Link quickly followed after wearing his bunny hood. "Hey Ness?" he asked "Why do you have a tricycle? Your not five…" Ness blushed.

"Well…I…you see…shut up! Why do you have freckin bunny ears!?"

"It's a loooooooong story! Wanna hear?"

"If I say no are you going to tell me anyway?"

"Yes."

"Fine then…"

"Ok it all started one day while I was searching for that damn annoying fairy Navi-"

"But if she's so annoying then why are you looking for her?"

"DON'T INNTERUPT ME INFEDAL. Ok so anyway…" Ness sighed. I can't take much more of this… Meanwhile (again…) Zelda was almost to Link's room after trying to push the cart up the stairs, then remembering the laws of physics don't allow you to push carts up a flight of stairs and the whole thing crashed. So she ran back downstairs, made more eggs, and used the elevator this time wondering all the way how the hell she ever got the Triforce of Wisdom. Now finally there she decided the other people of Hyrule must be idiots and opened the door. Link was mumbling in his sleep.

"No…Darunia no please don't hug me….no ow! No!" Zelda chuckled.

"Link wake up…" she said gently. He didn't wake. Zelda sighed. "Hey Link Ruto's here!"

"WHAT!? GOD NO I…oh hi Zelda. Aw… you made me eggs…how sweet. Um but where did you get the eggs…"

"Oh" said Zelda. "you know…"

Flashback: Earlier that morning.

Zelda walked into the Lobby in search of Yoshi. She grinned when she found him sitting on the floor next to Mario who was reading a newspaper. "Hi Yoshi! Can you give me some eggs?" Yoshi shook his head.

"Yoshi!"

"Huh?" Zelda asked. Mario looked up.

"Yoshi can't-a make-a eggs without-a swallowing-a something"

"Oh" Zelda said sadly. Just then a blue ball with wings flew in.

"Princess Zelda! I've been looking everywhere for you and Link! Everywhere!"

"Hi Navi…" Zelda muttered. She hated that fairy and so does Link. Then an idea struck her. She grabbed Navi and feed her to Yoshi who let out several eggs. "Thank you." she said happily picking them up and walked away humming.

End of Flashback

"you know…it's not really important where I got them…so…uh…got any ideas for your novel yet?" Link shook his head. "Well get some! You gotta start writing in the next chapter!"

"Fine, fine…" Later Link sat in one of the rooms of the hotel at the foot of the stairs in a desk. On it was a typewriter. After desperately trying to get an idea he gave up and pulled out a handball from one of the drawers. He stood up, threw it at the wall and caught it. Well he thought it might damage the wall but…it's fun! Besides what Mr. Ullman doesn't know won't hurt him…He threw harder and harder with each throw. Then he heard it. A voice calling to him. He shook his head too banish it from his thoughts but it got louder. It told him to find Ness. No! Link thought.

Yes…said the voice

No Link thought again.

Yes said the voice

No

Yes

No

Yes

No!

No

Yes! ...aw damnit… "NO!" yelled Link aloud this time but the voice had disappeared.

"Cracking up already Link? You weak-minded fool…" said someone behind him. Link spun around to see Gannondorf standing behind him.

"What do you want…?" Link snarled. Gannon smiled.

"They're to getting you already I see…"

"What is?"

"There's something evil about this hotel…but I don't know what. My power can stand up to it but you can't…I can sense it around you drawing nearer and nearer…"

"You're a liar…" Link said as Gannondorf turned back around. Link grinned and quickly threw the handball at him. It hit him in the ass.

"OW!" he yelled turning around and giving Link a death glare. Then he quickly left. Link was now doubled over laughing hysterically.

"I don't need a sword to beat you Gannondork!...that wasn't my best insult…" he said getting up and returned to his seat. Meanwhile (my favorite transitional phrase!) Ness and Young Link had decided to try and beat each other through the maze. Young Link got lost after the first turn. "Damn now I gotta go back…" Then an idea came to him. Rummaging around his shield he pulled out a mask. "Ah the Deku Mask!" He quickly put it on and transformed into a Deku Scrub. He found a conviently placed Deku Flower, got inside and launched himself into the air. Flowers sprung from his back making him fly in the air when he saw the middle of the maze he landed and waited for Ness. Soon Ness arrived in panting. He looked at Deku-Link.

"Hey! How did you get here so fast?" Link took off the mask turning himself back to normal.

"Um…the power of…." he looked at the mask. 'Spirit! Yeah that's it. I uh…believed I could and I did hehe, now fork over the twenty!" Ness reached into his pocket and pulled out the money. "Hey!" yelled Y. Link looking at the paper money. "This ain't a rupee!" Meanwhile (yet again) Link stood in the lobby looking at the model of the maze Mr. Ullman made while eating sugar. The voice came back. Here they said he's in here…The model glowed for a minute showing two dark figures in the center. Go fetch him… Link shook his head.

"I told you no…" he said quietly heading away from the model and to the stairs.

Yay Chapter 3 is done! Oh yeah in Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask Link transforms himself into a Deku Scrub using the Deku Mask If u want a pic. of one email me about it. Well chappie 4 will be up soon!

NuadaArgetlam- Nehehe maybe soon Bran….maybe lol. After Christmas k? Then I'll get my own copy!

AnimeDemonNayorin- I agree! Yay Link!

Son of Marth-I sent it to ya in a review.

Chibi-Kat-316- lol thanks again!

zeldaisthebest- Yay! Thanks!

Thanks so much for reviewing people! I hoped you liked it!