Chapter 2 Sanzo's Plight
"YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?"
Sanzo's hands banged hard on the table as he rose to his full height to glare viscously at the Goddess of Mercy, who at this point in time was sitting at the opposite end of the table, fixing an amused gaze on her nephew's reincarnated form.
"You heard" she said her lips twisting into a grin.
The fact that she was enjoying taunting him nearly gave Sanzo a brain hemorrhage, he continued to stare daggers at her as the "anger" lines on his forehead began to make their auspicious appearance.
Hakkai, Gojyo and Goku who were sitting to the left side of both of them just continued to stare as they new the anger lines on Sanzo's forehead could not be a good thing.
They watched as the monk took a deep breath trying his hardest to regain his lost composure and calmly sat down, after a long silence he spoke.
"I wont", he said calmly as if refusing to iron a shirt.
"You will" the Goddess of Mercy said almost at once in a tone that she knew would piss Sanzo off.
"I SAID I WON'T YOU OLD HAG!"
He shrieked back, getting up so fast that his chair fell crashing to the ground with the loudest of bangs.
By now Gojyo and Goku were getting really scared, pissing Sanzo of like this was never a good thing and he tended to take retribution out on the people who were the closest to him and at the moment it happened to be them,.
"Sit down Sanzo" The goddess of Mercy commanded, her hand calmly gesturing him to sit down.
"Go to hell, you pathetic miserable old Bit-"
"I SAID SIT DOWN SANZO!"
Her voice boomed matching Sanzo's in outraged anger. It was fun for the first three minuets but now he was becoming disrespectful and she had better things to do than argue with the Jerk-wad she knew her nephew to be
"NO!" Sanzo said stubbornly "Not until you-"
"SIT DOWN BOY!" She roared, this time getting up herself and grasping the table, her eyes burning into him.
"OR YOU'LL GET SUCH A SLAP!!!" She warned, raising her hand ready to strike if he didn't sit down that instant
All three of Sanzo's companions breathed a sigh of relief as the monk indeed sat down, crossing his arms over his chest as he muttered audibly about menopausal celestials.
"Now..." Konzeon said ignoring him as she sat back in her chair.
"You'll meet the girl in the next town, She wont be hard to find she has a -"
"Just give me one reason why I should do anything you say-" Sanzo interrupted rudely.
(Goddess of Mercy, my Ass...) thought Sanzo angrily (More like Goddess of Sadistic torture).
Konzeon just glared as she rubbed her temples, dealing with Sanzo always gave her a headache.
"Are you done being pathetic?" she asked, sarcastically.
"I don't know, are you done being such a COW!!" He retorted, emphasizing the word cow.
Once again the three companions inhaled their breaths, what ever said and done Sanzo really had balls to call the goddess of mercy a Cow, there was admiration in the air but mostly it was just Gojyo and Goku cowering in fear and Hakkai looking really worried as he tried to calm Hakuryuu who was trying to duck underneath the table..
All three turned their eyes to gaze at Konzeon who just stared at Sanzo evenly and then just burst out laughing, making Sanzo's eyes widen.
"What the hell is so funny?" he asked finally getting thoroughly pissed off again.
"Oh… (snort), nothing its just (guffaw), you look so cute when you're pissed" she said wiping a tear away as she tried her best to stop laughing.
Eyes immediately darted to Sanzo, who was turning purple in his angered frustration; they could tell that he was itching to shoot her.
"Now seriously Sanzo, the girl has a tattoo of a green dragon on her back, its wings are spread like this". She said demonstrating by flinging her arms like out into the air.
Sanzo just stared at her, was she on drugs? was that it, was that why she was so damn weird? One Minuit she was threatening to slap him, then she was laughing at him now she was demonstrating the wing positions of tattooed dragons, clearly something was not right here.
"Hey cool a tattoo huh? Is she hot?" Gojyo suddenly piped up forgetting his fear in the wake of his ever present horniness.
"Ursai Ero Kappa!!" Shouted Sanzo as he took his growing frustration out on Gojyo in the form of two sharp whacks with his trusty fan of doom.
"What man?" he asked holding his head and fixing an angry glare on Sanzo.
"All I asked was if she was Ho-"
(Whack!) Went the fan as it made contact with the redhead's head making him duck and join Hakuryuu underneath the table.
Silence remained supreme for a grand total of 15 seconds before Goku very unwisely (being the bottomless pit that he was) asked if the girl knew how to cook. Five whacks later he joined Hakuryuu and Gojyo underneath the table rubbing his head in pain.
Konzeon shook her head as she got up, this was going to be fun she could tell, as it was, things were getting far too boring hopefully the new arrival would do some good, like antagonize Sanzo,oh that would be hilarious to watch she thought smiling to herself .
"Well good luck boys" she said turning to them and waving, before locking eyes with Sanzo.
"Happy Hunting" she said and winked before disappearing completely into nothing.
Sanzo lit himself a cigarette, inhaling the smoke deep into his lungs before exhaling.
(Damn the Bitch was annoying) he thought as he turned to his companions who one by one began emerging from underneath the table.
He glared at them fiercely for a minute before losing himself in thought.
(I doubt this could get much worse) he thought as he stubbed his cigarette out.
"Ikouzou" he said as he began walking out of the room...