A/N Hizys! I'm all excited to be doing another chapter! This is a fun story to work on so I'll continue it definitely! Thank for all your reviews people! I'll answer them at the end. Sorry it's taking a while to update but I have to update my Zelda fic. Tell me your story! Just so you know this … means someone is speaking telepathically. And italics are the spirits speaking and thoughts. Ok next chapter.
Whoops disclaimer!
I don't own Nintendo, SSBM or The Shining
Ok onward with the story!!! (really this time --')
Chapter 4: Tuesday
Zelda stood in the closet looking around deciding what to make for dinner. Finally after rummaging through the closet she found a giant can of fruit cocktail. Zelda stood for a minute staring at it. She loooooved fruit cocktail. It was her favorite thing to eat , so she stared for a couple moments then pulled it down from the shelf and hugged it. As she walked into the kitchen to pour it in a bowl she noticed the news that was on a big screen TV in the kitchen that she made Link drag in here a while ago. They were talking about the weather, "There is a huge snowstorm coming this way…" said the man on the news. "We could all die, get really sick, or get stranded in hotel with insane people trying to chop us up with an ax. If this happens you should-"
"Boring!" said Zelda changing the channel to MTV. The MTV hits were on. She smiled happily singing I Dare You To Move as she continued pour when she realized. Why am I sharing this with the others? It's mine! They are unworthy of this delicious meal! No I must make up an excuse…so only I can eat this!
Meanwhile Ness was riding his tricycle down the long halls again. He was on his way to see Mewtwo. After a heated debate with Tony last night they decided to go tell the others with the strongest physic powers which happened to be Zelda, Gannondorf, Mewtwo and himself about what was happening. He rode faster and faster down the hall when he stopped abruptly in front of room 237. Tony was surprised. "What's wrong?" he said through Ness's finger. Ness was silent. He got off his trike and began walking towards the door to the room. "Don't go!" cried Tony. Ness stopped.
"…why?"
"There's something wrong with that room. It seems…evil."
"Yeah I know. It lets off an evil aura but…I don't want to contradict the storyline so…" Ness reached for the doorknob and stopped to stare at it. "It's shiny…" Ness continued to dramatically (and slowly) reach for it. Several moments later Tony became bored.
"Snap out of it! I'm bored! YOU'RE BORING ME!!!!" the spirit yelled. "BE INTERSTING!!!! I'm warning you!!!! REALLY!" Ness didn't reply for he was still mesmerized by the doorknob. "OK YOU"RE ASKING FOR IT NOW!!!!" A vision flashed through Ness's head of the Ice Climbers. Ness backed away still staring at the doorknob. "AH HA!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BIZNOTCH!!!!" yelled Tony triumphantly. Ness turned around, jumped on the trike and sped off. After awhile of riding Ness had reached Mewtwo's room.
"Oh MEWTWO!!!!!!!!" screamed Ness loudly opening the door. Mewtwo was floating above his bed in a meditative state. (A/N crossed legged with his arms on his knees with the eyes closed just I case you didn't know) He opened one eye to stare at Ness.
What?! asked the Pokemon you have disturbed my concentration! This had better be important!
"It is!" yelled Ness. "This hotel is run by spirits and-"
I know. Do you think I'm stupid?" Ness nodded. Mewtwo glared at the boy. I should make a clone out of you and kill you with it… anyway is that all you came to tell me? Or do you know their plan? Ness stop to think. Crap what was their plan…oh man I totally forgot…it was something…important…. Tony sent Ness another vision of the Ice Climbers.
"Oh yeah! They are taking over the others with weaker magic. But you, me Zelda and Gannondorf have the strongest magic so we're safe. But they will use the others to kill us! They already have the Ice Climbers!" Mewtwo rolled his eyes.
I am more then a match for those pathetic Eskimos! Ness growled. The Ice Climbers were two of Ness's closest friends. It's not fair of Mewtwo to put them down. When this was over somebody is getting an ass whipping…
"Just…warning you…" said Ness leaving and getting back on his trike. He peddled once and got off.
"We're here…" said Ness walking up to the door.
"But you just got on! We can't be here!"
"Sure we can Gannondorf's room is right next door."
"Why did you even bother to get on in the first place? Why didn't you just walk?" Tony asked.
"Hey I get tired easily!"
"It's two freakin steps away!"
Meanwhile (sigh, yet again) Zelda walked into the lobby where Link was typing.
"Hi!" she greeted her boyfriend. "How's it going?" Link sighed. He pulled the piece of paper he was typing out with one swipe. Then a dramatic instrumental note rang as if the scene was scary.
"Not good…" he answered glaring at her. He had just had a great idea and she came in and ruined it.
"Oh well….so I was just wondering ….what should I make for dinner? I um…dropped what I was making on the floor!!! Really! I did! DON"T DOUBT MY LIES! Whoops I mean um… ahem…soooo now what should I make?"
"I don't know Zelda … nor do I care…just leave…" But Zelda didn't leave. She kept asking what was wrong and when he refused to answer she decided to weedle it out of him.
"What's wrong? Tell me. Please! Tell me." she said again and again until Link lost it.
"SHUT UP YOU BITCH!" he screamed loudly. He took a deep breath and calmly explained it. "Listen…when I'm in here typing," he paused to press a couple keys so she knew what it sounded like, "don't come in! Ok?! Just leave me alone damnit!!!" Zelda nodded and began to leave.
"Wait…" she said turning back around. "So then what do I make for dinner?" Link responded by screaming.
"GET OUT!!!"
"Fine!" Zelda snapped. "I'll ask someone else!"
Meanwhile… Ness opened Gannondorf's door. Gannondorf was standing in the middle of the room throwing a dark energy ball at pictures of Link that was taped to the wall.
"Hiya Ganny!" Ness greeted. The Guerdo looked up.
"What do you want…?" he asked growling.
"To warn you about the hotel and stuff…" Ness said simply. He really didn't care if Gannon died or not but it was fair to warn him….actually who cares? I don't…Ness thought as he began to walk out.
"About the hotel? What about it?" Damn thought Ness Oh well might as well tell him…
Ness told him about everything except Tony. Gannondorf started laughing when he finished.
"What?" asked Ness scowling "you don't believe me????? You dumbass!"
"No, no I do… but I will be laughing my ass off when Link is being possessed! BWAHAHA!!!!" he began laughing even harder.
"Wow is you really as stupid as you look?" Ness asked. He heard Tony let out a sigh that Gannondorf didn't hear because he was too busy laughing at Ness's messup now...
"Is you??? (and you're calling me stupid…)" He stopped laughing realizing he had been insulted. "Hey! Anyway why am I stupid? Which I'm not…"
"Because!!!!!! They would use Link to kill you…"
"Are you implying that Link can kill me???" Ness thought about it a moment.
"Yep…" he said after a while.
"What!? I can beat that bastard anytime!" Ness let out a cough that sounded oddly like the words 'yeah right'. "No really! Except that one time…but he cheated!" Ness rolled his eyes.
"Oh yeah how…"
"He hit my tail!"
"Ohhh…evil…" Ness said sarcastically. Gannondorf picked Ness up.
"You little!" he was about to put Ness's head through a wall when there was a knock at the door. Marth poked his head in.
"Hey! It's five time for-" He looked at the scene. Gannon quickly put Ness behind his back. "What are you doing…?" Gannondorf tried to make himself look innocent.
"Nothing…" Marth raised an eyebrow.
"Nothing…or something?"
"NO!!!" yelled Gannondorf. "You're confusing me!!!!" he quickly ran out tossing Ness at Marth who fell over. Ness landed on top of him. Roy who was walking by peaked into the room.
"EW!" he yelled running off. Marth pushed the boy off him.
"Well…" said he as he got up and fixed his tiara. "I'm going to dinner…"
At five o'clock… Everyone sat at the table waiting for Zelda to serve them. Soon she walked out staring guiltily the floor. Everyone watched her quietly. After awhile of this Marth spoke up "Well?!" he asked. "I cooked last time! It was your turn today! What did you make?" Zelda looked up.
"Well…" Think fast! she thought to herself. She pointed to the other side of the room. "Look an obvious distraction!" Everyone turned to look. While they were distracted she used Farore's Wind to teleport herself upstairs.
"Hey!" said Roy turning back around "there was no-" Marth sighed.
"Aw damn…"
A/N Yay that was a fun chappie! Please R&R! Also I'm doing chapter revisions because I feel I should! So I'm rewriting them and doing that for the rest too. But the Shining's revisions will be done first. Yay!
