OK OK... I spent all night finishing writing this Chapter for you guys!! lol.....thanks for the reviews everyone!.. . I'm glad you like it.. some of you are confused about the whole laptop thing... But when I thought of this story I waswatching this TV showand I dunno...I guess Something confusing for Malfoy's Christmas present, would show his arrogant and annoyed side that we all know and love sarcasm

anyhow...since wizards have nothing to do with computers I decided on a laptop..tee hee but you're right.. it's pretty damn weird having Draco mess around with a computer... but that's why our well-known and loved Muggle born Hermione Granger is helping him... ok here goes...

"DancesWithFerretsDM"- Chapter 4

Hermione picked up the laptop and opened it once more. "Now" she turned to Draco "Will you finally answer my question?"

"Sure if you'll repeat it..." Draco didn't look at Hermione, instead he stared blankly at the computer desktop.

"My question," Hermione shifted "Was Why do you need my help Malfoy?"

Draco finally looked at her... "You want the truth or and egotistical lie Granger?" he smirked. "Because I'm happy with giving you an egotistical lie to help keep up my image..."

Hermione glared "you re so pig-headed!...of course I would want the truth!"

Draco smiled "Ok just checking on it... ok Mud- er...Hermi-...uhh....Granger" He began to tell her about him and Pansy and the whole thing with Ginny and how the two of them were "through". Hermione listened and didn't make any comments until he was done telling his story... She then sighed. "So what does all of this have to do with me?" she asked him, curious and puzzled at the whole ordeal.

Upon hearing this question, Draco didn't know what to say. He didn't want to compliment Mudblood, but it looked as though he had to tell her what was going on. "Well," he stated, "look Granger, I'm not blind...You are of course a Mudblood..."Hermione gave him a shocked glare, but he ignored it "Let me ask you something... can you or can you not talk to people on this thing?"

Hermione shrugged "well yes of course you can...There's lots of ways...AOL, MSN, yahoo-"

"Yahoo!" Draco interrupted her "That's the one!!! Pansy said something about a 'Yahoo Messenger!'"...he smiled "Look Granger.. You need to make it so that I have this so-called "Yahoo"-y thing on this laptop, so that I can talk to Pansy as an anonymous'Typer' or whatever, and Win her back!!!"

Despite herself, Hermione had to laugh... "Oh wow..." she shook her head " It's so funny" she smirked. Draco looked confused "What? he asked her.

"seeing a bad-ass like you go all mushy for a girl..." She smirked.

Draco glared at her "Just shut your mouth! It's not Like I Love her or anything" he lied... of course he loved Pansy... she was so loyal and wonderful and beautiful...and an awesome sex partner...but he wasn't about to let ol' Mudblood know that! "Do you want to help me or not!?" he shot back at her, his eyes full of hatred and regret. She just sat there and Glared.

"Well actually no, Malfoy!" she stated "I would much rather be reading right now or watching Ron kick Harry's ass at Wizards chess. But instead of stooping to YOUR level," (she put a lot of emphasis on the wordsYOUR level) "I have decided to stay here..."

Draco glared at her, but his face slowly turned into a smirk. "It's because" he leaned back and put his hands behind his head "You can NOT resist me!"

This caused Hermione to laugh again "Good lord Malfoy, I wouldn't touch you if you were the last Wizard on Earth..."

"Good!" Draco's smirk was wiped off his face "Because If I was the last Wizard on Earth, I wouldn't touch you either! You filthy..." ...

Draco hesitated.

"....no.." He stopped himself "I'm not going to say it...wouldn't want you 'walking away'..." he said sarcastically.

Hermione was shocked. wow she thought to herself he actually didn't say that awful word...hmmm..maybe he wont be such an ass...

"Ok Malfoy," She opened the Internet icon. "What do you say we get on with this nonsense of yours?"

Despite everything his father taught him, Draco smiled at a muggle-born. "Let's...it's about time.."

After Hermione had finished installing Yahoo messenger she hesitated. "Wait a minit...you need an email..."

Draco looked confused "What the hell's an "email"?" he asked.

"well," Hermione opened up the internet icon again "the 'E' stands for 'electronic' which, in this case means, if you send a person mail over the web they will get it in a matter of minits. It's pretty convenient.."

Draco was fascinated... Mail in a matter of minits?...how bloody brilliant was that?!?...maybe muggles WERE put on this earth for some use...

No!...all muggles tried to do was make things more convenient. Bloody hell they were still good-for-nothing bloats! But still....this was truly fascinating...

Hermione saw the awed look on Dracos face and smiled. "Pretty neat huh?"

Draco wiped the "amazed" look off his face "It's...It's all right.."

"ok," she clicked on the register button. "What do you want your email address to be?"

Draco raised one eyebrow in confusion "My email what?" he asked.

"Your email address..."

"What the hell is an email address?"

"Like a nick name...with numbers after it..." Good Lord do I have to spell it out for you, Malfoy? she thought

Draco thought for a moment. "How 'bout...sexgod69!" he smirked. Hermione had to roll her eyes.

"No," she thought about the nickname "As much as i hate believing it, you're already labeled that around here, and Pansy might know it was you..." she thought for a moment more and smiled "It's too bad too because DanceswithferretsDM would be so perfect for you, wouldn't you agree?" she asked him.

Draco shot a drop-it-or-I-Might-Kill-you look in Hermione's derection. "Real cute" he said glaring at her "Now shut up..."

Hermione sighed. "What is your name going to be Malfoy?" she asked him getting a bit agitated.

Draco looked up at the ceiling as if asking it for an answer "Howabout....PermafrostSerpent27!!!" he exclaimed.

now it was Hermione's turn to raise an eyebrow "Permafrost?" she looked straight at him "You do realize that means frozen...?"

"yeah...so?"

"And a serpent is a snake, right?"

"Yes...What the hell's your point, Granger?"

"Well" hermione choked back a giggle "You do realize that that's basically calling yourself 'frozen snake'???"

Draco scowled "well we can go back to sexgod69 if you want!"

"No, no," Hermione sighed "'Frozen snake' is perfectly fine..."

"That's PERMAFROST Serpent!" Draco snapped.

"ok, ok" Hermione typed in his strangely chosen email address and filled in required information..."What do you want your password to be?"

Draco thought again and smiled "sexgod69..." he stated. Hermione rolled her eyes.

Ok there's the new chapter... I'm creating the 5th one as we speak so be patient.. lol and some of you say you know where your going.. well I'm having such a dilemma with the ending that even I don't know lol... and i don't know how to spell "minuit" or whatever! I know..sad...