Chapter 4 Of flying Water monsters and rum drinking doll girls

After the most unbecoming ass-kicking of the century Sanzo grabbed Goku by the scruff of his neck and shoved him roughly towards the reception desk where Hakkai was at that moment registering them.

He looked sympathetically at Goku who looked like he was going to pass out.

"Goku are you ok?" he asked genuinely worried.

"So…hungry" said the poor little monkey as he crashed to the floor in a starving induced daze.

Naturally this provoked Gojyo to fall over laughing and Sanzo to start loading his gun.

Until that point in time dear readers this story would have been considered at the very most predictable even (dare I say it) believable but brace yourself because from this point on it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Later on a pondering Sanzo would imagine his hag of an aunt to be the evil mastermind behind the following incidents but at that point in time he really had no idea the chain reaction his violent actions would bring about, while a cackling Konzeon would fall of her throne in a laughing induced seizure.

Confused enough? Ok then, read on.

It all started out normal. Gojyo took one look at the hot inn keeper's daughter and literally zoomed over to grope her. Unfortunately for him Sanzo intercepted his horny vibes and sent him flying with a kick. Oh yeah he sent him flying alright, he sent him flying (and crashing) right in to a five foot China doll looking girl who at that very moment was passing them on her way up to her room with a bottle of rum ready to plot the destruction of a certain perverted poker loving Youkaii gang leader.

Gojyo knew something wasn't entirely right, when he realized his plummet to the ground didn't lead to him having a concussion. He sat up to watch Sanzo and Hakkai (Goku was still unconscious) stare at him. Hakkai's mouth was imitating the letter O and Sanzo's eyes looked all panicky, for a moment Gojyo actually thought he saw guilt in the monk's violet eyes but then waved it off as a figment of his imagination.

(A world full of demons, Maybe. Sanzo having a conscious? Yeah right!)

Silence. They continued to stare. Now Gojyo liked attention as much as the next guy but his friend's concern was getting kind off creepy. It was at this point a feminine groan could be heard from beneath him.

He turned to lock gazes with a very confused (yet gorgeous) pair of green eyes. Now being the clever guy that he was it didn't take him too long to workout that those pretty green eyes belonged to an even prettier looking owner .Who currently looked like she was ready to strangle him.

And what clever outstanding piece of poetry did our Casa Nova come up with to sweep the uber hot cutie he was currently straddling of her dainty little feet.

"WHOA!" he said in a tone that implied so much more.

"Are you alright miss?" asked Hakkai ending Gojyo's reign of insanity by shoving said water monster off the doll girl and sending him flying (again) into the nearest wall.

Aki blinked. Her nervous twitch going in to over-drive. What the hell just happened? One minuit she was taking a swig from her bottle the next minute she was being used as a cushion by some pink haired bozo.

Whack! went Sanzo's fan as it clobbered said bozo on the head.

"Idiot!" went a familiar voice "Can't you even fall down properly"

Aki turned her gaze from the smiling man next to her to watch the monk she had seen before bludgeon the dude who had just sat on her.

(Where's the boy?) she wondered absentmindedly until she spied what she guessed to be his corpse not very far from where she herself lay.

She got up gingerly while rubbing her lower back which had taken most of the impact of a 6 ft. freak falling on her.

(God I need a drink) she thought, looking around for her bottle.

"Are you looking for this?" said the smiling guy holding it up towards her.

she noticed that half of the rum was missing when she suddenly realized how sticky and wet she felt.

(Oh… perfect, just fucking perfect)

She groaned inwardly as she clutched her soaked shirt before turning to stare at smiley guy who was idly stroking his weird chicken thingy.

"Oh dear" he said laughing nervously as he stared point blank at her chest.

She narrowed her eyes.

"So...You think its funny do you?" she said fixing the creep with a death stare.

He stopped smiling.

"Huh?" he said.His eyes becoming impossibly wide.

"You think it's funny when girls are assaulted by strange perverts and get soaked in alcohol"

"NO, not at all it's just-"

"Give me that!" she said interrupting him as she grabbed her bottle back, taking a hefty swig and pouring it's entire content down her throat.

With that outstanding performance she tossed the bottle over her shoulder hitting Gojyo in the face and sending him down for the count

She turned to leave.

"Assholes" she muttered loudly as she started up the stairs, around the corner and out of the Sanzo –Ikkou's lives forever (or so she thought).

And so dear friends we come to the conclusion of Aki's first meeting with the Sanzo group for the record only TWO people were harmed in the production of it which was pretty good for Aki.