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"Ralf Domacoy?"- Chapter 10
Draco Sat in the kitchens (of all the places!!! he thought) with Hermione and his laptop. Ever since he had revealed to her, the crude sexual content that had took place in his room, she refused to even set foot inside it. Draco was annoyed by her actions. It's not like I leave the smell of sex to linger inside my bedroom he thought.
Hermione was Typing at a fast pace...
"Occupation?" she asked him...
"Say what?" he responded.
Hermione rolled her eyes "of course.... What should we put as your 'job'?" she asked again.
Draco thought for a moment "Wizard Porn Star?" he asked playfully.
Hermione shot him a look of disgust. "Oh yes Malfoy... I can see it all now.... that will REALLY win Pansy over..." she rolled her eyes and went on typing... "Ok... Wizard in training..."
Draco had a smug look on his face... sure that was his true occupation, but it was just so boring....And Draco Malfoy was NOT boring...
He quickly wiped the look off his face though, as a weenie house elf came up to him and offered him pastries, and cakes.... They did this every time he had come down here which was only twice before, both times at hard work with Hermione...But still, It seemed as though every house elf was hard at work trying to make Hogwarts students fat and healthy... Draco appreciated their attempt, but his high metabolism wouldn't allow that to happen...He accepted a raspberry pastry and a chocolate eclair anyway....
On this particular night, he and Hermione were hard at work trying to fill out his Yahoo Profile, as best as they could, without giving out specifics... It was harder than they both predicted...
"I still don't have a name.." Draco protested...
"Well I'm sorry but I didn't think 'Ben Dover' would win her heart either... so sorry" Hermione smirked. Draco could be such a Git sometimes and she loved putting him down.
Draco scowled... "Well Ms. Perfect-"
"That's 'Prefect'..."
"Ok Ms. Prefect.... Pansy has given me her name a dozen times and still doesn't know mine... Don't you think we should give her one?"
"Has she asked for one yet?"
"Well... No but-"
"Then there's no point.. she obviously understands that you don't want to give out your name... are you still talking..."
"well yes but-"
"Then what are you so worried about?"
"I'm worried that ONE DAY she'll ask me and I'll have to TELL her!" Draco snapped.
Hermione sighed "Well 'Ben Dover' isn't going to work..."
"What about 'Mike Hunt'?"
" Oh my God Draco...You're despicable..."
"How about 'Harry Dick'?"
"DRACO MALFOY!!!"
"ok ok!!! just kidding..." Draco laughed...
In despite of herself, Hermione cracked a smile "you're hopeless..."
After the profile had been completed, the two headed out of the Kitchens, only to fill their pockets with more offered treats, and also to find Harry and Ron waiting for Hermione at the Entrance... Both had Glares painted across their faces
"Oh, hello boys..." Hermione swallowed. She had forgotten to mention that she would be spending Dinner in the Kitchens with Malfoy.
Harry was the first to talk 'You missed dinner Mione.... what was so important that you couldn't spend Dinner with your two best friends?"
Hermione cleared her throat "He needed help with his online homework on muggle studies..."
Ron butted in "Are you sure you two weren't SNOGGING and that's your lame excuse?!" he snapped.
Both Draco and Hermione cringed.
"Eew!!! That's completely VILE!" Draco yelled "You actually think I would consider snogging THAT?!" He pointed to Hermione with a menacing finger. Hermione scowled.
"You make it sound like I would throw myself at you Malfoy! For your information I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole... and when this project is over, WE'RE through 'working together' or whatever you'd like to call it"...
With that, the two parted, each going a separate way, Hermione going her way with Ron and Harry following closely behind, and Draco going his way alone, wishing desperately that Pansy was following him.
Harry and Ron were confused and asked questions, (well RON asked questions) all the way to the common room.
"But it's Malfoy..."
"Yes Ron, I'm quite aware... but he needs my help...."
"She's right Ron, this is Hermione we're talking about...she's WAY too smart to be snogging a Slytherin...especially one by the name of Malfoy..."
"Thanks Harry"
"But Harry... We're also talking about The Slytherin Heartbreaker...He's such a perverted Git!...I just don't get it...why out of all people would he ask YOU for help?"
"Well... he told me it's because I'm the only Muggle-born who would be civil about it..."
"Oh riiiiight....I'm so sure that's the case..."
"What's THAT supposed to mean Ronald?"
Hermione was getting annoyed with Ron's protests. It's not like they were going to change her mind in any way. Why was he always nosing into her buisness?!
"Hermione...You don't think he really WANTS your help do you? I mean you know he's trying to... to"
"To WHAT Ron?"
"To get into your pants..."
Hermione looked as if Ron had just slapped her in the face. She shut her lips tightly and closed her eyes. She shook her head.
"No....You....Didn't..."
Harry looked worried "You shouldn't have said that Mate..." he warned... Ron swallowed...
Hermione opened her eyes and gave Ron an "I'm-going-to-kill-you-right-here-if-you-don't-get-out-of-my-sight" look.
He took the hint and followed Harry through the portrait entrance.
A few silent suspenseful moments followed, and soon Hermione found herself yelling Devil-kissed profanity. The halls rang with her swearing.
"Why in bloody FUCKINGhell would anyone think that...I mean it's ME!!! Fucking...Totally underestimate me... That Fucking red headed GIT and his bloody Fucking Raven-haired friend!!! Stupid Prat of a Gryffindor, that one!!! gangly, Thin, freckled faced little shit!!!"
Ron and Harry decided that her actions were totally out of frustration, and let her go on screaming, without hesitation. The both of them headed off to bed.
Draco Malfoy however, had heard the screaming all the way from the Dungeons. What in BloodyHell? he thought. He decided to investigate.
He followed the yellingand found a very frustrated and pacing Hermione Granger. She was screaming profanity at the top of her lungs.
"I mean... Draco Malfoy???...I WOULD NEVER, EVER....NOT IF HE WAS THE LAST FUCKINGWIZARD ON THE FUCKING FACE OF THIS BLOODYFUCKING EARTH!"
"Thanks..." Draco said. Hermione whipped around to see who it was.
"Oh... no I- I'm.. I didn't mean it..." she smiled, out of nerves "Actually I did... I'm sorry that was rude..."
No it's fine.." Draco smiled... "I heard you all the way down in the Slytherin commons. What's wrong Granger?"
"Oh it's just Ron and Harry... well actually just Ron.... He's being a big prat..."
"Wow...must have been extra Gitty tonight to pass such dirty words through your virgin lips..."
Hermione shot him a glare "You're not helping...." she snapped.
Draco laughed "I wasn't trying to... listen, since you're here....what do we do if Pansy asks what my name is...as much asI hate to say it you're right Granger, Ben Dover isn't going to win her over..."
Hermione thought for a moment... She smiled... "I've GOT it... Do you remember second year?"
"Sure..."
"Well then you'll remember what Voldemort did to Ginny... He mixed the letters around in his name to trick her into befriending him... he failed but I don't think we will..."
"Ok" Dracosaid as the plan sunk in. "So you're saying we should take my name and switch around the letters to make a new name then?" Draco asked.
Hermione smiled "That's exactly what I'm saying..." She smirked "How do you feel about 'Ralf Domacoy'?"
Draco smiled "Cheesy and Surreal... but she'll fall for anything... ok Granger...I'll do it..."
"Perfect! See ya tomorrow night Malfoy..."
"see ya...pleasant dreams"
Hermione rolled her eyes "Don't count on it" she replied.
Draco smirked "I wasn't going to..."
For the second time that night, the two students went their separate ways.
hahahahaha... "Ralf Domacoy!!!!" wow... sorry it was either THAT or "Al F. Racadoy" ....HAHA..That's so fun though!!! review plz!!!!