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As Will was taking his daily into the lush greens of Port Royal, he discovered a beautiful fairy tale place. It intrigued him so. He saw a special kind of creature, they looked like human beings but more enchanting and magical looking. He then walked into what looked like a meeting. He saw what looked like elves, a dwarf, a wizard, a man, and what looked like 2 hobbits. They were talking about some ring that possessed some kind of power and going on some kind of quest. He saw an elf that looked awfully familiar. The man stood up and said, "You have my sword."
"You have my bow." said the elf.
The dwarf spoke up and said "You have my axe." Will was rather fascinated with the so called quest, but Will couldn't think of anything to say. He suddenly thought of something to say. "You have my sex appeal." All heads turned his way. Aragorn drew his sword. Legolas whipped out his bow.
Will tried to save himself. "You can't kill me, I'm hot as hell." Legolas was outraged. "Arrogant human!" Will smiled evilly. "Am I not? I'm a sexy pirate...." He then whipped out his sword. "..and a blacksmith" Will lunges at Legolas and they begin to parry. "Are you sure that is wise elf? crossing blades with a pirate?" Suddenly, gollum jumps out and starts touching will inappropriately and says "my precioussssss."
Legolas looks at Will and sezies the opportunity to kill the pretty bastard. Will is disgusted and lashes out in anger. "GET OF OF ME YOU WRETCHED CREATURE"
Gollum leaped off of Will's leg and grinned eavily. He turned his back on the crowd, and said, "We shall take them to her, Yessssssssss. Then I can get the preciousssss." He turned back around and shouted, "Come follow me preciousss we shall show you the way."
Will turned to Gollum and nodded. Gollum hopped and clapped around in excitement. Gollum began to walk away as Will followed. Legolas shot an arrow at Will's back, but Will turned around and blocked it with his sword. "You wouldn't want me to beat you again", said Will. "You cheated", said Legolas. Will smiled and confronted, "Pirate.."
Then he turned back around and followed Gollum. They walk over mountains, through forests, and over rocks. They finally reached a city far more advanced than theirs.
"Where are we Gollum", asked Will. "You shall see soon, master of the precioussss.", replied Gollum. Then Gollum walked into a dark alley and waited. Then all of a sudden Gollum leaped in the air and onto the roof. He laughed evily. Will drew his sword out, and looked around waiting for something to appear and attack him. Will eyes widen as he heard music in the distance.
He turned around and saw a black car, with black tinted windows, slowly drive by. Will smirked as he put his sword away. The windows slowly began to roll down as he saw a blonde girl with Snoop Dogg. "Hello Elizabeth", said Will. The blonde girl shouted, "Elizabeth! I'm not your bitch!" Will said, "Oh its you, the Don." The blonde girl replied, "Yeah its me. I'm looking for a friend, Tupac." Will replied," Tupac? I killed that bitch. He worked for Barbossa. Put up a damn good fight. But in the end the sexy pirate always wins." Snoop looked to the blonde girl. The blonde girl looked back and nodded, "Legolas was right, you are a bitch." Will smirked, "Legolas? I could beat him blind folded. You should have seen me dodge his so called quick arrows." The car window slowly rolled back up. The car started to move, but stopped right infront of Will. The window slowly rolled back down. The blonde girl had a gun pointing at Will, "Dodge this." She shot him.