The Rogue That Went Rogue: chapter 2
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot. And Rogue's left eye twitch. You can borrow the twitch. Just tell me.
AN: O.o *Blink* Holy enchilada, Batman! Eleven reviews? I am completely dazed and confused. But I like it. My fractions are bad but jeeze. I have 8 reviews for a story with 5 chapters, nine reviews for a story that has 2 chapters, and 11 reviews for a story with one chapter. Something is not right here. Oh well. I'm sick (damn Hawaii weather) and on vacation, spring break, so I should update regularly, unless you know, I get REALLY sick. I will have no life until April 6, besides the removal of my 4 wisdom teeth in which I will be severely drugged up and not able to update for a few days. Unless you don't mind if everyone in the story dies or decides to join the Jamaican bobsledding team. My sister said it isn't too bad. I will try to update once a week unless I decide to go and infect my friends with my germs. There's an idea. Well out of my reviewers I will dedicate this chapter to... drum-roll please... WerewolfLass. She gave me extra points ^_^. She also was the first unanonymous (I spelled that so bad my spell check has no idea what I'm talking about) person to review me. Thank you to all my other reviewers. To all my other readers: WHY DIDN'T YOU REVIEW? Grr. Ahem, this is the continuation of the previous chapter. It will tell what had happened to Rogue. Do you, my oh so precious readers, think I should include chapters on what is going on in the Evolution universe? I would love to hear your input. So, um, that's all I have to say. Oh wait! All the people who go read the story I told you about earlier, the Dark Roses would ... be loved by me? Actually that would probably scare away potential readers. Um if you do read it tell her I sent you I'm sure she would appreciate it. Yeah that's about it. Does any one actually read author notes? I don't do accents. Enjoy!
To Kannp (anonymous): My first reviewer but you were anonymous! Sorry. Thank you for reviewing though.
Heven: Thank you and yup, I'm continuing.
ILoVeLoGaN: That name must be a b**** to write all the time. I don't think I have the patience. I'm glad I amuse you. Thanks for your review.
DemonRogue: You've reviewed another one of my stories. You made me smile. You get the secondary dedication.
PsychoticNetJunkie: hmm. Maybe I should have that happen. That would work wouldn't it? I could think of lots of self-amusing situations. I'd just have to edit the plot a little. And Lord knows I need a beta reader. If you're up to it you're hired! Um, you'll have to tell me what to do, though. I'm sort of ignorant. As many would tell you.
ShinigamiPhoenix: Yup, I'm advertising you. And to all the people who are going to read her story (which is good) it is also rated for violence, swearing, sex, and probably death. Whoop! Sounds fun! PLEASE UPDATE AGAIN! I know your life is probably more exciting then mine, and you have lots to do, but... PLEASE? Thank you for reviewing 2 of my stories!
Anything but ordinary3: Great idea. That's why I love reviews. They're so inspiring. Again the minor editing will slow me down a bit, but not too much. Each chapter takes me about a day to write and an hour to type. I'm really slow. And I totally agree on the pathetic ness of movie-verse Rogue. It is so sad. And I will mention the studly movie-verse Logan in the chapter.
GinaTM (anonymous)- Glad you liked it. Thank you.
KitsuneJagan: Don't worry. I'm going to cover all of those. It's creepy how you read my mind my mind like that. Cool, but creepy. Thanks for the review!
Rogue14: THANKS! Here's the update.
AN: That is the most reviews I have ever had to write. I have a slight cramp, but I don't care. Thank you all. I love hearing ya'lls output. And for this chapter I'm asking for 2 reviews. Shouldn't be too hard for my amazing reviewers. Same as last time one of the reviewers will have the chapters dedicated. I'm going to say not more then one dedication per reviewer. But that doesn't mean to stop reviewing. Please: read, REVIEW, and enjoy.
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Rogue felt as if she had been run over by Blob in a pick up truck with ten over-weight elephants in the back. (AN: Analogies are FUN!). She had a massive headache and tried to remember what had happened. 'Jesus Christ' she thought. 'What happened to me? I remember a big gate and...'
'Oh yeah,' she thought as she came upon a revalation, 'THAT.'
She snuggled deep within her comforter, her head beneath her pillow. In it she planed the evil things she would do to Kurt and Forge when she saw them, getting some occasional help from inner Magneto. 'Hmm... boiling oil isn't too bad. But the scaring... the Teletubbies? You really ARE evil!'
She was about to fall back asleep when a loud screech interrupted her nearly peaceful slumber. She growled courtesy of inner Wolverine/ Sabertooth/ Rhane/ Neighborhood dog
Apparently the unknown perpetrator didn't hear, unless her response was, "Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, CRAP!"
For some strange reason Rogue thought it couldn't be Kitty. It appeared to be some one with a little less sense of manners.
The familiar yet unknown voice spoke again, "Rogue its time to get up! Were going to be late! Why didn't you wake up on time? You ALWAYS get up early. You're my alarm clock! Did you stay up late with Bobby or something? Crap, Ms. Munroe is going to KILL us!"
Rogue burrowed her head deeper within the pillow, her eyes still closed. A few questions arose in her mind: Who the hell was this person? What the hell is she doing in me and Kitty's room? Why the hell is she saying I get up EARLY? Why would Storm kill us? Why the hell would I stay up late with ol' icicle pants? And finally, WHY THE HELL IS SHE BOTHERING A GOTH? It's one of the cardinal rules, YOU DON'T BOTHER GOTHS!"
Rogue said this all to her pillow. The unknown had heard known of it and continued on with her rant.
So Rogue lifted the pillow up a little and mumbled, "Leave me the Hell alone. I have a headache." She heard a small gasp.
"Rogue. Did you just," she paused and said in a whispered voice, "swear?"
"Hell yeah I just fucking swore. And why are you in MY room?"
"Well it's against school policy for one, and two it's my room too, as you well know."
Rogue finally placed the voice, "Well maybe if I suddenly changed into Rhane unfortunately I'm still Rogue, right JUBILEE? "
As Rogue sat up to say this, she saw the strangely conveniently located mirror across from her bed.
"Oh, fuck."
Jubilee dropped her brush and said, "Could you stop doing that?"
"Jubilee?" Rogue asked slowly turning.
The Asian girl blinked, "Yeah?"
"What are you doing in here?"
Jubilee blinked again, "Stressing because we're not in class."
"Oh," the shocked Rogue said as she turned back to the mirror, "You look... different."
"Yeah, I'm predicting I'm going to have a bad hair day."
Rogue continued to stare at the mirror. "No, that's not it. Everything looks different. I look different. Everything seems dulled somehow."
It was true. All the colors didn't look as vibrant as normal. Rogue stared at the mirror. Her hair was much longer. Her eyes were no longer the green she once knew. Her lips, which she considered her best feature, were different too. The only sign that told of her still being Rogue was the famous white streak in her hair. It seemed unnatural with this face. Everything was different, not to mention...
"HEY WAIT A SECOND!!! WHERE IS MY MAKE-UP?!?"
Jubilee blinked once again, "You don't where make-up in your sleep. It's bad for the pores."
Rogue answered, "Yes I do. Everyone laughs at me for it, but I do."
Jubilee, who surprisingly enough did not blink, just gave Rogue a very strange look.
Rogue's left eye twitched. "I've finally gone insane."
"There's always that possibility," Jubilee that wasn't Jubilee said as she turned back to her mirror putting her hair up in some sort of complicated manner.
"Uh, tell me 'Jubilee' how long have we been roommates?"
"Rogue this is so not the time. But if you must know, nearly all the time you've been here. We've been best friends for most of that time, too."
"Your...my...best...friend?"
"I better be unless you've been lying this whole time."
"Uh, nuh?"
"I remember when you first got here with Logan. He was hot, but you looked so fragile I volunteered to be your roommate."
"Excuse me, fragile? I am NOT... Wait a second. Logan. Hot?" Rogue choked on the unbelievably thick air. It was totally incomprehensible.
"Well, duh. Remember last night you were saying if it weren't for your power you'd totally be licking whipped cream off of his oh so fine bo-"
Rogue's hands went to her ears as she began to chant the famous, " LALALALALALALALALALA- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
Jubilee looked at her strangely again, "Rogue you have told me that every night for the whole time I've known you. What's up?"
"Not a thing, sugar. Now how 'bout we change the topic? All right? Good. So, wasn't I here before you?"
"Um... no. Anyways, about Logan-"
Rogue interrupted her again and said, "Uh...Hey, what happened to my room?"
"It is exactly the same. Are you sure you're feeling okay?"
"But...where's my posters and CDs and books and all of that stuff?"
The so-called Jubilee gave her another strange look. "Your poster is right behind you. Your CDs and books are in the drawers."
Rogue slowly turned praying that she would see a poster of her favorite rock band hanging over her bed, though she normally had nothing above it. The face that stared back at her was the infamous Justin Timberlake.
Rogue's left eye, once again, twitched.
She turned back to Jubilee and said, "Okay, jokes over. I promise not to cause you serious bodily harm if you just stop right here. Now I'll just take of this mask and these contacts. Then I'll put the room back to the way it was and my posters will go back up and this Godforsaken poster will go down. Kitty can bring her stuff in here and you can go back to Rhane."
Jubilee made a face and said, "Why would you want that little kid 'Kitty' to move in here? And who's Rhane? Do you want me to tell Ms. Monroe you aren't feeling well?"
Rogue closed her eyes and whispered, "Toto, I don't think were in Bayville anymore." :
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AN: Yeah, yeah, I know. It was horrible. It was a good idea but I'm just not a good enough writer. Ehh. I will continue, though, as long as I get those reviews. I've begun writing the next chapter. I will publish it soon. Please send in your reviews and ideas. I need all the help I can get. So, I think I covered everything. If you want me to advertise your story just tell me what it is and I'll see if I like it. Until later, BYE!
Much obliged,
lethalperception7
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot. And Rogue's left eye twitch. You can borrow the twitch. Just tell me.
AN: O.o *Blink* Holy enchilada, Batman! Eleven reviews? I am completely dazed and confused. But I like it. My fractions are bad but jeeze. I have 8 reviews for a story with 5 chapters, nine reviews for a story that has 2 chapters, and 11 reviews for a story with one chapter. Something is not right here. Oh well. I'm sick (damn Hawaii weather) and on vacation, spring break, so I should update regularly, unless you know, I get REALLY sick. I will have no life until April 6, besides the removal of my 4 wisdom teeth in which I will be severely drugged up and not able to update for a few days. Unless you don't mind if everyone in the story dies or decides to join the Jamaican bobsledding team. My sister said it isn't too bad. I will try to update once a week unless I decide to go and infect my friends with my germs. There's an idea. Well out of my reviewers I will dedicate this chapter to... drum-roll please... WerewolfLass. She gave me extra points ^_^. She also was the first unanonymous (I spelled that so bad my spell check has no idea what I'm talking about) person to review me. Thank you to all my other reviewers. To all my other readers: WHY DIDN'T YOU REVIEW? Grr. Ahem, this is the continuation of the previous chapter. It will tell what had happened to Rogue. Do you, my oh so precious readers, think I should include chapters on what is going on in the Evolution universe? I would love to hear your input. So, um, that's all I have to say. Oh wait! All the people who go read the story I told you about earlier, the Dark Roses would ... be loved by me? Actually that would probably scare away potential readers. Um if you do read it tell her I sent you I'm sure she would appreciate it. Yeah that's about it. Does any one actually read author notes? I don't do accents. Enjoy!
To Kannp (anonymous): My first reviewer but you were anonymous! Sorry. Thank you for reviewing though.
Heven: Thank you and yup, I'm continuing.
ILoVeLoGaN: That name must be a b**** to write all the time. I don't think I have the patience. I'm glad I amuse you. Thanks for your review.
DemonRogue: You've reviewed another one of my stories. You made me smile. You get the secondary dedication.
PsychoticNetJunkie: hmm. Maybe I should have that happen. That would work wouldn't it? I could think of lots of self-amusing situations. I'd just have to edit the plot a little. And Lord knows I need a beta reader. If you're up to it you're hired! Um, you'll have to tell me what to do, though. I'm sort of ignorant. As many would tell you.
ShinigamiPhoenix: Yup, I'm advertising you. And to all the people who are going to read her story (which is good) it is also rated for violence, swearing, sex, and probably death. Whoop! Sounds fun! PLEASE UPDATE AGAIN! I know your life is probably more exciting then mine, and you have lots to do, but... PLEASE? Thank you for reviewing 2 of my stories!
Anything but ordinary3: Great idea. That's why I love reviews. They're so inspiring. Again the minor editing will slow me down a bit, but not too much. Each chapter takes me about a day to write and an hour to type. I'm really slow. And I totally agree on the pathetic ness of movie-verse Rogue. It is so sad. And I will mention the studly movie-verse Logan in the chapter.
GinaTM (anonymous)- Glad you liked it. Thank you.
KitsuneJagan: Don't worry. I'm going to cover all of those. It's creepy how you read my mind my mind like that. Cool, but creepy. Thanks for the review!
Rogue14: THANKS! Here's the update.
AN: That is the most reviews I have ever had to write. I have a slight cramp, but I don't care. Thank you all. I love hearing ya'lls output. And for this chapter I'm asking for 2 reviews. Shouldn't be too hard for my amazing reviewers. Same as last time one of the reviewers will have the chapters dedicated. I'm going to say not more then one dedication per reviewer. But that doesn't mean to stop reviewing. Please: read, REVIEW, and enjoy.
___________________________^_^___________________________________
Rogue felt as if she had been run over by Blob in a pick up truck with ten over-weight elephants in the back. (AN: Analogies are FUN!). She had a massive headache and tried to remember what had happened. 'Jesus Christ' she thought. 'What happened to me? I remember a big gate and...'
'Oh yeah,' she thought as she came upon a revalation, 'THAT.'
She snuggled deep within her comforter, her head beneath her pillow. In it she planed the evil things she would do to Kurt and Forge when she saw them, getting some occasional help from inner Magneto. 'Hmm... boiling oil isn't too bad. But the scaring... the Teletubbies? You really ARE evil!'
She was about to fall back asleep when a loud screech interrupted her nearly peaceful slumber. She growled courtesy of inner Wolverine/ Sabertooth/ Rhane/ Neighborhood dog
Apparently the unknown perpetrator didn't hear, unless her response was, "Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, CRAP!"
For some strange reason Rogue thought it couldn't be Kitty. It appeared to be some one with a little less sense of manners.
The familiar yet unknown voice spoke again, "Rogue its time to get up! Were going to be late! Why didn't you wake up on time? You ALWAYS get up early. You're my alarm clock! Did you stay up late with Bobby or something? Crap, Ms. Munroe is going to KILL us!"
Rogue burrowed her head deeper within the pillow, her eyes still closed. A few questions arose in her mind: Who the hell was this person? What the hell is she doing in me and Kitty's room? Why the hell is she saying I get up EARLY? Why would Storm kill us? Why the hell would I stay up late with ol' icicle pants? And finally, WHY THE HELL IS SHE BOTHERING A GOTH? It's one of the cardinal rules, YOU DON'T BOTHER GOTHS!"
Rogue said this all to her pillow. The unknown had heard known of it and continued on with her rant.
So Rogue lifted the pillow up a little and mumbled, "Leave me the Hell alone. I have a headache." She heard a small gasp.
"Rogue. Did you just," she paused and said in a whispered voice, "swear?"
"Hell yeah I just fucking swore. And why are you in MY room?"
"Well it's against school policy for one, and two it's my room too, as you well know."
Rogue finally placed the voice, "Well maybe if I suddenly changed into Rhane unfortunately I'm still Rogue, right JUBILEE? "
As Rogue sat up to say this, she saw the strangely conveniently located mirror across from her bed.
"Oh, fuck."
Jubilee dropped her brush and said, "Could you stop doing that?"
"Jubilee?" Rogue asked slowly turning.
The Asian girl blinked, "Yeah?"
"What are you doing in here?"
Jubilee blinked again, "Stressing because we're not in class."
"Oh," the shocked Rogue said as she turned back to the mirror, "You look... different."
"Yeah, I'm predicting I'm going to have a bad hair day."
Rogue continued to stare at the mirror. "No, that's not it. Everything looks different. I look different. Everything seems dulled somehow."
It was true. All the colors didn't look as vibrant as normal. Rogue stared at the mirror. Her hair was much longer. Her eyes were no longer the green she once knew. Her lips, which she considered her best feature, were different too. The only sign that told of her still being Rogue was the famous white streak in her hair. It seemed unnatural with this face. Everything was different, not to mention...
"HEY WAIT A SECOND!!! WHERE IS MY MAKE-UP?!?"
Jubilee blinked once again, "You don't where make-up in your sleep. It's bad for the pores."
Rogue answered, "Yes I do. Everyone laughs at me for it, but I do."
Jubilee, who surprisingly enough did not blink, just gave Rogue a very strange look.
Rogue's left eye twitched. "I've finally gone insane."
"There's always that possibility," Jubilee that wasn't Jubilee said as she turned back to her mirror putting her hair up in some sort of complicated manner.
"Uh, tell me 'Jubilee' how long have we been roommates?"
"Rogue this is so not the time. But if you must know, nearly all the time you've been here. We've been best friends for most of that time, too."
"Your...my...best...friend?"
"I better be unless you've been lying this whole time."
"Uh, nuh?"
"I remember when you first got here with Logan. He was hot, but you looked so fragile I volunteered to be your roommate."
"Excuse me, fragile? I am NOT... Wait a second. Logan. Hot?" Rogue choked on the unbelievably thick air. It was totally incomprehensible.
"Well, duh. Remember last night you were saying if it weren't for your power you'd totally be licking whipped cream off of his oh so fine bo-"
Rogue's hands went to her ears as she began to chant the famous, " LALALALALALALALALALA- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
Jubilee looked at her strangely again, "Rogue you have told me that every night for the whole time I've known you. What's up?"
"Not a thing, sugar. Now how 'bout we change the topic? All right? Good. So, wasn't I here before you?"
"Um... no. Anyways, about Logan-"
Rogue interrupted her again and said, "Uh...Hey, what happened to my room?"
"It is exactly the same. Are you sure you're feeling okay?"
"But...where's my posters and CDs and books and all of that stuff?"
The so-called Jubilee gave her another strange look. "Your poster is right behind you. Your CDs and books are in the drawers."
Rogue slowly turned praying that she would see a poster of her favorite rock band hanging over her bed, though she normally had nothing above it. The face that stared back at her was the infamous Justin Timberlake.
Rogue's left eye, once again, twitched.
She turned back to Jubilee and said, "Okay, jokes over. I promise not to cause you serious bodily harm if you just stop right here. Now I'll just take of this mask and these contacts. Then I'll put the room back to the way it was and my posters will go back up and this Godforsaken poster will go down. Kitty can bring her stuff in here and you can go back to Rhane."
Jubilee made a face and said, "Why would you want that little kid 'Kitty' to move in here? And who's Rhane? Do you want me to tell Ms. Monroe you aren't feeling well?"
Rogue closed her eyes and whispered, "Toto, I don't think were in Bayville anymore." :
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AN: Yeah, yeah, I know. It was horrible. It was a good idea but I'm just not a good enough writer. Ehh. I will continue, though, as long as I get those reviews. I've begun writing the next chapter. I will publish it soon. Please send in your reviews and ideas. I need all the help I can get. So, I think I covered everything. If you want me to advertise your story just tell me what it is and I'll see if I like it. Until later, BYE!
Much obliged,
lethalperception7