The Rogue That Went Rogue: Chapter 3
Disclaimer: Okay I own nothing except the basic plot line and Rogue's left eye twitch. If you want to do a story with a similar plot line, just tell me! I probably will let you. And there is a little Justin Timberlake bashing. I don't like him.
AN: Hey everybody! I got another 12 reviews. I love you all! In a non- sexual kind of way!
So I'm guessing you guys want to get some background on the story. Well let's see, in the movie universe: It is a month or so after X-2. That means Jeans dead, Kurt and Storm have a little something going on, and John has gone over to the dark side. That's most of it.
In the Evolution universe: Apocalypse has appeared but not defeated. For the sake of the story I'm going to say Kitty and Lance have broken up, Mystique has miraculously come back to life, Spyke is back, Jean and Scott are together, Magneto and Co. have joined forces with the X- people, and Pietro is gay. I'm just kidding on the last one. DON'T HURT
ME!
So, the next chapter will be Movie Rogue's adventures in Evo-land. Heh heh. And once again I command you all to read the Dark Roses, by ShinigamiPhoenix. It's chock full of angst goodness. Review it and maybe I could give you an extra point for the chapter dedication. *Wink*Wink* I promise you'll like it. Now, onto my lovely reviewers:
PsychoticNetJunkie: Hi! Too bad your review thing didn't show. But it will always be in my heart! *Tear* and because you are now my beta reader, you get this chapters dedication. WOOHOO! I know, not particularly exciting. And I thank you for all the good ideas. Thank you again!
ShinigamiPhoenix: I had a feeling you forgot, but its no prob. There's probably going to be a lot more fights anyway, right? I'll forgive you if you update. Yeah. Blackmail. And thank you for your chapter dedication it made me feel all fuzzy inside. I'll be including a chapter in Evo-land next so don't worry! I hope you enjoy it.
DemonRogue: Thanks!
Luna*: My beta reader will be watching my grammar, so no worries. And see AN for your question. I'll probably take the poster down. Eventually. Muhahahahahah-cough. Happy reviewing.
Anything but ordinary3: I like your reviews. They're funny. I like long reviews. I like to hear what you have to say! Oh and you will never get the chance to lick of the dairy product because one of these days he's going to realize he's madly in love with me. Yeah. THAT? S going to happen. Review me again. I command you!
Kitsune Jagan: Somebody thinks it's freakin? Awesome! Cool! And if you read the author's note above you will see the cleverly used Star Wars reference to your inquiry on John. And stop reading my mind! You'll give it all away by the time I'm done. Thanks for the wonderful review.
MoonJewel: If I must, I will. And thanks!
Siriusly Padfoot 12: Cute name. Puns are our friends. THANK YOU MUCHY.
Amy: And here I was thinking I would be called special. THANKS!
JexyBaby: Thank ya!
Ruby: I scared someone! Cool! And she thinks analogies are fun. You get the Holy enchilada from the last chapter. Thanks for the review.
Vamp-X: Here are your interactions. Logan will come. Eventually. Thanks!
AN: Well that's the lot of them. If you have any questions, please send them in with your review or to my e-mail, subject questions. I hope you enjoy it and please let me know your thoughts.
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After repeatedly taking Rogue's temperature, with said girl using various sentence enhancers and death threats, Jubilee was prepared Rogue and herself to leave, while Rogue examined her closet. Rogue, just looking at the closet, was fairly disgusted by the lack of Goth clothing in it. This world's Rogue definitely had a much different style than herself. Thankfully, the closet didn't contain the bright, flashy clothes that she saw in Jubilee's closet, but surprisingly had a good amount of clothing to choose from.
When Jubilee saw the clothes Rogue had chosen for herself, she just shook her head and sighed. "If you keep wearing that sort of stuff, people will accuse you of being gothic."
Rogue gave her a dirty look. "What's wrong with being gothic?"
Jubilee opened her mouth to reply but Rogue cut her off before she could say anything. "Never mind, just don't answer. Besides, It's not like you'll be mistaken for Goth."
The bright-yellow clad girl smirked. "Highly unlikely, right? Unless you were color blind or our Fearless Leader of course."
"Hey you shouldn't make jokes about him like that! It's not like he chose to only see red!" Even though Rogue knew there would never be anything more than friendship between Scott and her, she still had some leftover feelings for him.
"Geeze take a chill pill chica. It was a joke! But I guess I should go easy on him with all that's happened recently."
Rogue just shrugged her shoulders in reply, but in reality she was very interested in Jubilee's response. What did she mean by 'with all that's happened recently'? Of course Rogue could be over analyzing again. After all there never was a dull moment in the mansion.
When the girls headed out for class, they didn't rush because Jubilee said Rogue's possible illness was a good enough excuse, to be late. Jubilee continued to babble on about something, reminding Rogue of Kitty. Rogue's thinking about her old roommate, led her to analyze her extremely bizarre situation. She did, however, listened to the occasional word from her supposed best friend's chatter, hoping to pick up some clues on this 'parallel universe'.
"And Siryn was like . . . but I said . . . then she said . . . "
Rogue, being Kitty's roommate for so long, had actually become quite accustomed to tuning out incessant gossip. It was strange though. Was she forever destined to have girls with rather large mouths as her roommates? After a few minutes, Rogue picked up on an interesting tidbit.
"And I said, I bet Nightcrawler was taking good care of Storm."
Before she could continue Rogue interrupted and asked, "Wait is Storm sick?
Jubilee giggled and said, "Yeah. LOVE SICK. Don't you remember dinner last night? Kurt and Ms. Munroe were all over each other."
Rogue's left eye twitched. She said, while still twitching away, "This is a sick, sick, sad, DISTURBING, world." Funny, she never pegged Storm as the pedophile type. She couldn't help picturing her fuzzy brother and the older weather Goddess she knew, getting it on, and on top of the mansion's dinner table no less.
Needless to say she was a bit disgusted.
Jubilee nodded. "Yeah, I totally didn't want to see that. As nice as that Nightcrawler guy is, he still is really weird looking. And Ms. Monroe is so beautiful, but seeing them together, just really freaks me out."
"He still is blue, right?"
"Unless he had a sudden urge to dye his skin pink last night, yes Rogue, he still is blue." Then Jubilee, once again, continued with her mindless chatter, making Rogue involuntarily zone out. She began thinking about how large this mansion was. It was very different from the layout back home and Rogue knew she would become lost if Jubilee decided to ditch her.
Suddenly Jubilee exclaimed, "Oh no! I forgot my homework! I'll just meet you in class okay?" And as if planned it, she zipped down in the other direction before Rogue had a chance to reply.
"Damnit," Rogue said to the now deserted hallway.
~*~
As Rogue wandered the halls of the mansion she desperately hoped for a miracle. Maybe she would, if God decided to give her a break, stumble upon Storm's classroom. Rogue was still semi-surprised at Storm teaching a class. She seemed a little too lenient to teach teenagers, mutant ones at that. Rogue then wondered who else would be teaching. A picture of Wolverine teaching a Home Ec. Class suddenly came to mind. She snickered before remembering she wanted to lick dairy products of his hot bod.
Her left eye began to, you guessed it, twitch.
She really didn't like this universe's version of herself. It was way too freaky. What else would be different? Maybe Mystique wasn't her mother here. Maybe Magneto was a gigolo*. Hey, it could happen. The thought made her laugh and twitch at the same time.
As she neared the corner, she heard giggling of, presumably, young girls or maybe she was wrong and it was young boys. Hell, for all she knew it could be Logan. Rogue curiously turned the corner and saw two fourteen-year-old girls who each gave her a happy smile. It was like they thought she was friendly or something. Weird.
Then one of the girls, as if remembering something, smacked her head with her hand.
"Oh, Rogue! I have your CD. I'm finished with it so you can have it back. Just let me go get it." The girl ran to a nearby wall and then, she well, phased through the wall. She came out a few seconds later in the same way, CD in hand and gave it to Rogue.
"Uh, thanks 'Kitty'," she looked down at the CD and saw that Justin Timberlake's name was plastered all over it. Rogue twitched while 'accidentally' dropping the CD and using her heel to smash it into the carpet, repeatedly. After the CD was broken beyond repair, she turned to the two girls.
"Oops. Silly me."
They blinked simultaneously, and then the brown haired Kitty said, "Um, that's all right. I made some copies." She then turned to the sandy redhead and said, "Hey, did you hear what Tracy did?" indicating the girl. Rogue shook her head mildly interested in the Tracy girl, whom she had never heard of before. "Okay, well she was talking to Jamie Madrox**, you know Bobby's friend, and her unofficial lover boy-"
"Kitty! Shut up!" the girl said blushing.
Kitty grinned and continued, "So they were 'walking' together and out of no where this big dog comes and jumps on Jamie, causing him to, you know. And Tracy was really surprised to see him multiply and all, so she let out her infamous scream. It really sucked because they were standing right next to Cyclops' car and the whole Siryn scream thing totally cracked the windshield. They ran off though, so they weren't caught."
Rogue was amazed by the serious lack of like in the speech. Rogue shook her head. She then looked at the Tracy person and said, "You and Jamie huh? The girl's blush was answer enough. Little Jamie has a girlfriend. Rogue thought that was so cute.
Wait a second, did Rogue just think 'cute'? She just chalked it up to her being in this body, not actual affection for the twelve year-old. Although in this extremely screwed up world Jamie could have been her age! But then why he go for a fourteen-year-old girl?
This place was just too much for Rogue to handle. The two people she had associated with were from her regular world too, and she was completely confused. She saw similarities in personalities and looks though. Like in Jubilee, there was a slight spark (AN: PUNPUNPUNPUN) of rebellion in the one she knew. Not that she actually knew the new recruit very well, but she could sense rebellion a mile away. It came with her personality. In this world, Jubilee's spark came more from anger. But other then that and a slightly edgier personality, she reminded Rogue of Kitty. And Kitty herself, she could again tell there was a big difference. She lived with the valley girl for God's sake! This was no valley girl. She seemed slightly more serious, despite the fact she was younger. Still echoes of her Kitty showed, like the love of gossip.
My God! Did she just say 'HER' Kitty?!? This place was beginning to really get to her. Good thing no telepaths were nearby.
She then realized that the two girls were trying to talk to her. She snapped out of her little musings and said, just to prove her intelligence, "Uh, what?"
Kitty shook her head and laughed, "I asked, how is it going with Bobby."
Rogue was definitely confused by the question. What did that little squirt have to do with anything? So she chose a relatively safe answer, "Um, just, uh, dandy. Thanks for askin'."
The girls just giggled in response. She shrugged and was about to leave when she was struck by and idea. Why didn't she ask them for directions?
She scolded her mind for being so slow. Inner Pietro whispered back, "What can you expect? It is you we're talking about." She mentally told him to shut up and leave her alone. She had planned on how to ask them for directions to Storm's classroom, but on second thought Rogue didn't want to arise suspicion on why she was asking for directions to somewhere she went everyday.
So she casually asked, "So, could you guys tell me where Sto- Ms. Munroe is?"
"I think she's in the a meeting with the other teachers."
"Yeah. It said on the bulletin board that this mornings classes were cancelled for the teachers meeting."
"Wait a sec. Are you telling me that we don't have classes today?"
"Um, yeah."
Rogue twitched. Jubilation Lee is not going to be happy to see her. Rogue would make sure of it.
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AN: Whoo, I'm tired. All that typing has given me a headache. So I'll keep this short. Read, review, and be happy. Send any questions to me. Read The Dark Roses. Will make you happier. Thank PsychoticNetJunkie for making this story better by adding more parts and making it flow better. EAT MORE CHICKEN. Leave the steak for me. And lastly RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY-Cartmen from South Park. It's my new favorite quote.
*Okay when I thought of this I was eating my dinner. Picturing it caused me to spray my turkey sandwich all over.
** I'm not sure if he was in the movie but he was in the novelization, and in X-men Evolution.
That's all folks!
Disclaimer: Okay I own nothing except the basic plot line and Rogue's left eye twitch. If you want to do a story with a similar plot line, just tell me! I probably will let you. And there is a little Justin Timberlake bashing. I don't like him.
AN: Hey everybody! I got another 12 reviews. I love you all! In a non- sexual kind of way!
So I'm guessing you guys want to get some background on the story. Well let's see, in the movie universe: It is a month or so after X-2. That means Jeans dead, Kurt and Storm have a little something going on, and John has gone over to the dark side. That's most of it.
In the Evolution universe: Apocalypse has appeared but not defeated. For the sake of the story I'm going to say Kitty and Lance have broken up, Mystique has miraculously come back to life, Spyke is back, Jean and Scott are together, Magneto and Co. have joined forces with the X- people, and Pietro is gay. I'm just kidding on the last one. DON'T HURT
ME!
So, the next chapter will be Movie Rogue's adventures in Evo-land. Heh heh. And once again I command you all to read the Dark Roses, by ShinigamiPhoenix. It's chock full of angst goodness. Review it and maybe I could give you an extra point for the chapter dedication. *Wink*Wink* I promise you'll like it. Now, onto my lovely reviewers:
PsychoticNetJunkie: Hi! Too bad your review thing didn't show. But it will always be in my heart! *Tear* and because you are now my beta reader, you get this chapters dedication. WOOHOO! I know, not particularly exciting. And I thank you for all the good ideas. Thank you again!
ShinigamiPhoenix: I had a feeling you forgot, but its no prob. There's probably going to be a lot more fights anyway, right? I'll forgive you if you update. Yeah. Blackmail. And thank you for your chapter dedication it made me feel all fuzzy inside. I'll be including a chapter in Evo-land next so don't worry! I hope you enjoy it.
DemonRogue: Thanks!
Luna*: My beta reader will be watching my grammar, so no worries. And see AN for your question. I'll probably take the poster down. Eventually. Muhahahahahah-cough. Happy reviewing.
Anything but ordinary3: I like your reviews. They're funny. I like long reviews. I like to hear what you have to say! Oh and you will never get the chance to lick of the dairy product because one of these days he's going to realize he's madly in love with me. Yeah. THAT? S going to happen. Review me again. I command you!
Kitsune Jagan: Somebody thinks it's freakin? Awesome! Cool! And if you read the author's note above you will see the cleverly used Star Wars reference to your inquiry on John. And stop reading my mind! You'll give it all away by the time I'm done. Thanks for the wonderful review.
MoonJewel: If I must, I will. And thanks!
Siriusly Padfoot 12: Cute name. Puns are our friends. THANK YOU MUCHY.
Amy: And here I was thinking I would be called special. THANKS!
JexyBaby: Thank ya!
Ruby: I scared someone! Cool! And she thinks analogies are fun. You get the Holy enchilada from the last chapter. Thanks for the review.
Vamp-X: Here are your interactions. Logan will come. Eventually. Thanks!
AN: Well that's the lot of them. If you have any questions, please send them in with your review or to my e-mail, subject questions. I hope you enjoy it and please let me know your thoughts.
~*~
After repeatedly taking Rogue's temperature, with said girl using various sentence enhancers and death threats, Jubilee was prepared Rogue and herself to leave, while Rogue examined her closet. Rogue, just looking at the closet, was fairly disgusted by the lack of Goth clothing in it. This world's Rogue definitely had a much different style than herself. Thankfully, the closet didn't contain the bright, flashy clothes that she saw in Jubilee's closet, but surprisingly had a good amount of clothing to choose from.
When Jubilee saw the clothes Rogue had chosen for herself, she just shook her head and sighed. "If you keep wearing that sort of stuff, people will accuse you of being gothic."
Rogue gave her a dirty look. "What's wrong with being gothic?"
Jubilee opened her mouth to reply but Rogue cut her off before she could say anything. "Never mind, just don't answer. Besides, It's not like you'll be mistaken for Goth."
The bright-yellow clad girl smirked. "Highly unlikely, right? Unless you were color blind or our Fearless Leader of course."
"Hey you shouldn't make jokes about him like that! It's not like he chose to only see red!" Even though Rogue knew there would never be anything more than friendship between Scott and her, she still had some leftover feelings for him.
"Geeze take a chill pill chica. It was a joke! But I guess I should go easy on him with all that's happened recently."
Rogue just shrugged her shoulders in reply, but in reality she was very interested in Jubilee's response. What did she mean by 'with all that's happened recently'? Of course Rogue could be over analyzing again. After all there never was a dull moment in the mansion.
When the girls headed out for class, they didn't rush because Jubilee said Rogue's possible illness was a good enough excuse, to be late. Jubilee continued to babble on about something, reminding Rogue of Kitty. Rogue's thinking about her old roommate, led her to analyze her extremely bizarre situation. She did, however, listened to the occasional word from her supposed best friend's chatter, hoping to pick up some clues on this 'parallel universe'.
"And Siryn was like . . . but I said . . . then she said . . . "
Rogue, being Kitty's roommate for so long, had actually become quite accustomed to tuning out incessant gossip. It was strange though. Was she forever destined to have girls with rather large mouths as her roommates? After a few minutes, Rogue picked up on an interesting tidbit.
"And I said, I bet Nightcrawler was taking good care of Storm."
Before she could continue Rogue interrupted and asked, "Wait is Storm sick?
Jubilee giggled and said, "Yeah. LOVE SICK. Don't you remember dinner last night? Kurt and Ms. Munroe were all over each other."
Rogue's left eye twitched. She said, while still twitching away, "This is a sick, sick, sad, DISTURBING, world." Funny, she never pegged Storm as the pedophile type. She couldn't help picturing her fuzzy brother and the older weather Goddess she knew, getting it on, and on top of the mansion's dinner table no less.
Needless to say she was a bit disgusted.
Jubilee nodded. "Yeah, I totally didn't want to see that. As nice as that Nightcrawler guy is, he still is really weird looking. And Ms. Monroe is so beautiful, but seeing them together, just really freaks me out."
"He still is blue, right?"
"Unless he had a sudden urge to dye his skin pink last night, yes Rogue, he still is blue." Then Jubilee, once again, continued with her mindless chatter, making Rogue involuntarily zone out. She began thinking about how large this mansion was. It was very different from the layout back home and Rogue knew she would become lost if Jubilee decided to ditch her.
Suddenly Jubilee exclaimed, "Oh no! I forgot my homework! I'll just meet you in class okay?" And as if planned it, she zipped down in the other direction before Rogue had a chance to reply.
"Damnit," Rogue said to the now deserted hallway.
~*~
As Rogue wandered the halls of the mansion she desperately hoped for a miracle. Maybe she would, if God decided to give her a break, stumble upon Storm's classroom. Rogue was still semi-surprised at Storm teaching a class. She seemed a little too lenient to teach teenagers, mutant ones at that. Rogue then wondered who else would be teaching. A picture of Wolverine teaching a Home Ec. Class suddenly came to mind. She snickered before remembering she wanted to lick dairy products of his hot bod.
Her left eye began to, you guessed it, twitch.
She really didn't like this universe's version of herself. It was way too freaky. What else would be different? Maybe Mystique wasn't her mother here. Maybe Magneto was a gigolo*. Hey, it could happen. The thought made her laugh and twitch at the same time.
As she neared the corner, she heard giggling of, presumably, young girls or maybe she was wrong and it was young boys. Hell, for all she knew it could be Logan. Rogue curiously turned the corner and saw two fourteen-year-old girls who each gave her a happy smile. It was like they thought she was friendly or something. Weird.
Then one of the girls, as if remembering something, smacked her head with her hand.
"Oh, Rogue! I have your CD. I'm finished with it so you can have it back. Just let me go get it." The girl ran to a nearby wall and then, she well, phased through the wall. She came out a few seconds later in the same way, CD in hand and gave it to Rogue.
"Uh, thanks 'Kitty'," she looked down at the CD and saw that Justin Timberlake's name was plastered all over it. Rogue twitched while 'accidentally' dropping the CD and using her heel to smash it into the carpet, repeatedly. After the CD was broken beyond repair, she turned to the two girls.
"Oops. Silly me."
They blinked simultaneously, and then the brown haired Kitty said, "Um, that's all right. I made some copies." She then turned to the sandy redhead and said, "Hey, did you hear what Tracy did?" indicating the girl. Rogue shook her head mildly interested in the Tracy girl, whom she had never heard of before. "Okay, well she was talking to Jamie Madrox**, you know Bobby's friend, and her unofficial lover boy-"
"Kitty! Shut up!" the girl said blushing.
Kitty grinned and continued, "So they were 'walking' together and out of no where this big dog comes and jumps on Jamie, causing him to, you know. And Tracy was really surprised to see him multiply and all, so she let out her infamous scream. It really sucked because they were standing right next to Cyclops' car and the whole Siryn scream thing totally cracked the windshield. They ran off though, so they weren't caught."
Rogue was amazed by the serious lack of like in the speech. Rogue shook her head. She then looked at the Tracy person and said, "You and Jamie huh? The girl's blush was answer enough. Little Jamie has a girlfriend. Rogue thought that was so cute.
Wait a second, did Rogue just think 'cute'? She just chalked it up to her being in this body, not actual affection for the twelve year-old. Although in this extremely screwed up world Jamie could have been her age! But then why he go for a fourteen-year-old girl?
This place was just too much for Rogue to handle. The two people she had associated with were from her regular world too, and she was completely confused. She saw similarities in personalities and looks though. Like in Jubilee, there was a slight spark (AN: PUNPUNPUNPUN) of rebellion in the one she knew. Not that she actually knew the new recruit very well, but she could sense rebellion a mile away. It came with her personality. In this world, Jubilee's spark came more from anger. But other then that and a slightly edgier personality, she reminded Rogue of Kitty. And Kitty herself, she could again tell there was a big difference. She lived with the valley girl for God's sake! This was no valley girl. She seemed slightly more serious, despite the fact she was younger. Still echoes of her Kitty showed, like the love of gossip.
My God! Did she just say 'HER' Kitty?!? This place was beginning to really get to her. Good thing no telepaths were nearby.
She then realized that the two girls were trying to talk to her. She snapped out of her little musings and said, just to prove her intelligence, "Uh, what?"
Kitty shook her head and laughed, "I asked, how is it going with Bobby."
Rogue was definitely confused by the question. What did that little squirt have to do with anything? So she chose a relatively safe answer, "Um, just, uh, dandy. Thanks for askin'."
The girls just giggled in response. She shrugged and was about to leave when she was struck by and idea. Why didn't she ask them for directions?
She scolded her mind for being so slow. Inner Pietro whispered back, "What can you expect? It is you we're talking about." She mentally told him to shut up and leave her alone. She had planned on how to ask them for directions to Storm's classroom, but on second thought Rogue didn't want to arise suspicion on why she was asking for directions to somewhere she went everyday.
So she casually asked, "So, could you guys tell me where Sto- Ms. Munroe is?"
"I think she's in the a meeting with the other teachers."
"Yeah. It said on the bulletin board that this mornings classes were cancelled for the teachers meeting."
"Wait a sec. Are you telling me that we don't have classes today?"
"Um, yeah."
Rogue twitched. Jubilation Lee is not going to be happy to see her. Rogue would make sure of it.
~*~
AN: Whoo, I'm tired. All that typing has given me a headache. So I'll keep this short. Read, review, and be happy. Send any questions to me. Read The Dark Roses. Will make you happier. Thank PsychoticNetJunkie for making this story better by adding more parts and making it flow better. EAT MORE CHICKEN. Leave the steak for me. And lastly RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY-Cartmen from South Park. It's my new favorite quote.
*Okay when I thought of this I was eating my dinner. Picturing it caused me to spray my turkey sandwich all over.
** I'm not sure if he was in the movie but he was in the novelization, and in X-men Evolution.
That's all folks!