The Rogue That Went Rogue dramatic music plays in background

AN: Back and shorter then ever. Sorry it's been... busy. # Dies from being crushed from the hugeness of that understatement #. It was requested that I keep it short up here so... Sorry if it's not too funny. I'm a bit sad from my damn Obsession being such an ass.

Sniffle#. Well, enjoy. #Sobs#

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"Here we are Rogue. He should be on the computer. I'll just stay for a bit."

"Erm thanks Hank."

Rogue (movie verse) was feeling a bit awkward and a tad embarrassed. She had been walking down the hall with Beast when they had run into a group of teens, maybe a little younger then herself. They had completely stopped, did a double take, and nearly wet themselves laughing.

"Oh my GOD! Amara, LOOK at Rogue!" screamed the girl in the yellow jacket.

The girl being addressed was being supported by a young red head that was literally 'howling' with laughter. A dude with freaky hair was pounding on the floor with his fist. He then actually started choking from the laughter. Rogue made no motion to help.

Mr. McCoy had made tsking noises and told them how 'childish' they were being and to 'move along' and 'she just had a harrowing experience and you might have completed her scaring for life' and a bunch of other crap teenagers never listen to.

Rogue felt dorky, just standing there in the PJs and slippers.

Finally, they moved on, still chuckling. Whispers of bunnies and polka dot continued to be heard. The boy with that southern accent said, "Wait till Bobby hears about this!" as the group turned the corner.

Rogue was sure she had gotten a serious case of whiplash when she turned back to look at them.

"Bobby?"

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The Professor just raised an eyebrow at Rogue's appearance, but it said all that was needed for Rogue.

"I should have changed before I came, right?"

"No, that is not it. I am just not used to seeing you in such... attire."

"I know! Jubes says polka dots are so last year!"

"Oh. Right. That's it."

The still present Hank hid a grin, while stepping back into the hall.

"So, Rogue, Dr. McCoy tells me that you possibly have some sort of amnesia."

"How-When- Oh yeah. The Mind Talk ® thing. Well I suppose it could be a really weird form of amnesia, but something else too. I have a crap lo-, excuse me, a lot of memories. They just aren't the right ones. I know that we're all mutants and this is the Institute, but the floor plans are completely wrong. In fact, if it weren't for Hank, I'd be wandering around aimlessly around the place like some type of idiot."

"I doubt you would do something as... well as stupid as that."

"You never know."

"Hmm... I almost positive this has to do with Forge's inter-dimensional portal."

"Forge?"

"...You don't know Forge?"

"No."

"..."

"..."

"Okay. So..."

"Yeah?"

"Forge is a super genius who has invented a portal that is connected to other universes. You accidentally entered. A while later you came out dazed and confused (AN: MOVIE!). Now you apparently have no or rather different memories from which you normally...have. It's possible that you are a Rogue parallel to ours. Our Rogue may be in your world."

"...Whoa."

"Yes."

"Talk about educated guesses."

"OR this could be a plot device to get the story moving along so the author doesn't spend precious time typing some complicated ways for me to figure this out with one hand as she talks to a person that she has a mutual dislike with on the phone WHILE mourning her Obsession by listening to that sappy "Run" song by Snow Patrol on repeat.

"Excuse me?"

"Or not."

Rogue rose and held her head as her eyelid twitched. "I think I should lay down."

" Of course," said the Professor as he went to the door.

"Thank you."

As Rogue stepped out the door she ran into a blond kid and that girl in the yellow jacket. He gave her an up and down look and examined her polka dot PJs. "Dude."

Rogue stared back and said, "Do I fascinate you?"

The girl (gee, she looks familiar) said, "I told you, Bobby."

This was Bobby? Rogue gave him an up and down look. "Dude."

"Dude, Rogue, you said dude."

"Duh, dude."

"Dude."

"Dude."

The girl in the yellow jacket (where have I seen her before) said, "I can feel my brain melting be cause of this absolutely stimulating conversation."

Bobby looked at her and said, "Shut up, Jubes."

This was Jubes?

"Dude!"

AN: #Crawls out from under rock# Yes, this thing was horribly rushed and considering all the time in between chapters, that's really pathetic. I had a bit of a quarter life crisis, got depressed by the election, and realized old people have many imperfections. Especially certain manipulative family mothers #fumes#. I'm sorry. I've taken off a bit more then I can chew at school. Damn drama. And have slowly drowned and been resurrected 82.5 times. Now I shall quickly recognize the reviews then conjugate a few verbs in Spanish before my Dad and Stepmother kill me. Well, that's it for my classic angsty teenage life. Tootles!

ME, Rogue14, Ruby, Tailfeather, jessebelle, Chelsea, Luna, Ruby631, Masterperson Ya'll are to kind!

Cora #sobs# You bowed. First time someone willingly did that!

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DemonRogue13 She said that because she was in fact resembling...that. A play of words I guess. #Sigh# I should stick with bathroom humor, shouldn't I?

Anything but ordinary3 Your reviews are funnier then the story. SO: Hurry up and review! Now, or I will poke you with The Spork of the Ages! MHAHAHAHAHAHA...ha.

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AN: Well I'm also out a beta, so if anyone's interested...#wink#